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PikachuMaxwell
10/04/21 8:42:36 PM
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Hiiiyaa!!! Don't mess with me!!!

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RickyTheBAWSE
10/08/21 1:21:46 AM
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Blackbelt Nob never stops training
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Context? Context!? CONTEXT!!!
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ModLogic
10/08/21 1:22:19 AM
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Xethuminra
10/08/21 1:23:16 AM
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ModLogic posted...
im a black belt in rex kwan doh
Could you break that down for me?
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trappedunderice
10/08/21 1:24:21 AM
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MedeaLysistrata
10/08/21 1:24:46 AM
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I guess most people had Cartoon Network

I was in the dark about that channel

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viewmaster_pi
10/08/21 1:28:28 AM
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woah... i know kung fu...

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Trumble
10/08/21 1:34:19 AM
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I know karate, and many other Japanese words too.

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yunalenne10
10/08/21 1:36:50 AM
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https://youtu.be/BEtIoGQxqQs

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UnholyMudcrab
10/08/21 1:38:05 AM
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gunplagirl
10/08/21 1:42:51 AM
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I also know martial arts! *I pull out a gun then shoot a rope. The rope tears and the balloon on it floats up and triggers a motion sensor which causes a fan to turn on. The fan blows on a hot wheels car enough to move it over the edge and down the ramp where it collides with a domino, setting off a chain of them. The dominos knock one another down and fill out a picture of Yoshi from Mario, then collides with a marble. The marble rolls through a maze and causes several others to fall in the process. A different marble entirely finally reached the bottom and lands on a mouse trap, which has been rigged to spark a match. A fireworks truck has its fuse lit by the match and scoots backwards several inches as it fires off sparks, eventually bumping into a ball bearing that rolls forward and on to a weight activated k'nex elevator. The ball bearing is caught by a magnet at the top, which is on an angled string and the additional weight and motion from the ball striking it is enough that it shifts down the rope and in to a button. The button causes a toy train to begin moving. Atop the train is a stegosaurus toy which is knocked off as the train heads through a tunnel. The stegosaurus falls and hits a toy robot which steps forward several steps and pulls a string with it, causing a cart to move with it. The cart trips another sensor labeled "the floor is lava" which turns the lights in the room off. While you were watching this, I had put on my night vision goggles.* Do you see?!

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DeadBankerDream
10/08/21 1:47:17 AM
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MedeaLysistrata
10/08/21 5:18:28 AM
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Do you have any idea how many people might be doing air karate alone?

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