Current Events > Pokemon games are too easy, they should make a hard one.

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Dakimakura 10/04/21 8:42:10 PM #1:	Like starting out you don't get a free pokemon from the scientist dude who is banging your mom. No, instead you get NOTHING! You just run around all day trying to not get killed by pokemon. Then when you somehow acquire one, that pokemon just relentlessly gets its ass kicked because why wouldn't it. I mean it is the only pokemon dumb enough to get captured by you. Then after beating up on some magikarps and catepillar guys for a couple years you are grown up enough to enter the wilds and kill some birds and stuff. Then after all the years of training your pokemon you found and some shitty ass bugs and birds you are finally ready to take on the first gym leader. But wait the gym leader is actually a hot as fuck girl and you can't focus at all. Then your poke balls get thrown all over the place because your hands are so sweaty. You literally pass out before the first round and your pokemon just die. Now that you are the joke of the town you head back home to your mom who isn't hot in this harder version of the game. Infact she is very old and ugly. When you return home she just dies and the bank takes the house. Now you have no pokemon, no home, no food. You are left to do whatever you need to to survive long enough until you can get a new pokemon to start over again. --- https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/11900132/ https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/29307489/ <cite>Dakimakura posted [p:958697818] in Pokemon ga... [t:79693921]...</cite> <quote>Like starting out you don't get a free pokemon from the scientist dude who is banging your mom. No, instead you get NOTHING! You just run around all day trying to not get killed by pokemon. Then when you somehow acquire one, that pokemon just relentlessly gets its ass kicked because why wouldn't it. I mean it is the only pokemon dumb enough to get captured by you. Then after beating up on some magikarps and catepillar guys for a couple years you are grown up enough to enter the wilds and kill some birds and stuff. Then after all the years of training your pokemon you found and some shitty ass bugs and birds you are finally ready to take on the first gym leader. But wait the gym leader is actually a hot as fuck girl and you can't focus at all. Then your poke balls get thrown all over the place because your hands are so sweaty. You literally pass out before the first round and your pokemon just die. Now that you are the joke of the town you head back home to your mom who isn't hot in this harder version of the game. Infact she is very old and ugly. When you return home she just dies and the bank takes the house. Now you have no pokemon, no home, no food. You are left to do whatever you need to to survive long enough until you can get a new pokemon to start over again. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeoShadowhen 10/04/21 8:44:44 PM #2:	Id play it. <cite>NeoShadowhen posted [p:958697903] in Pokemon ga... [t:79693921]...</cite> <quote>Id play it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ssj3vegeta 10/04/21 8:45:10 PM #3:	just play fan made games --- https://imgur.com/tvKkIcw https://imgur.com/Kywn3Qc https://imgur.com/Cybsdf1 http://h-7.abload.de/img/messi02-rm-ucl3ngb.gif <cite>ssj3vegeta posted [p:958697922] in Pokemon ga... [t:79693921]...</cite> <quote>just play fan made games</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lilORANG 10/04/21 8:46:11 PM #4:	Pokmon has been bad for awhile --- #FeelTheBern https://imgur.com/q5z4CUu https://imgur.com/6B9oFXh https://imgur.com/sy42Dlf <cite>lilORANG posted [p:958697954] in Pokemon ga... [t:79693921]...</cite> <quote>Pokmon has been bad for awhile</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Duncanwii 10/04/21 8:47:03 PM #5:	That doesnt sound hard, that sounds unplayable. --- Hello I'm Duncan, I like Video Games and comedies let's be friends Donkey Kong is my friend! Come back anytime DK, don't be a stranger! <cite>Duncanwii posted [p:958697979] in Pokemon ga... [t:79693921]...</cite> <quote>That doesnt sound hard, that sounds unplayable.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dakimakura 10/04/21 8:47:32 PM #6:	Duncanwii posted... That doesnt sound hard, that sounds unplayable. Afraid of a little challenge junior? --- https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/11900132/ https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/29307489/ <cite>Dakimakura posted [p:958697996] in Pokemon ga... [t:79693921]...</cite> <quote>Duncanwii posted... </cite> <quote>That doesnt sound hard, that sounds unplayable.</quote> Afraid of a little challenge junior? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solar_Crimson 10/04/21 8:49:33 PM #7:	I have the perfect solution, and several games already exist: --- I often wonder if we are growing as a people... or in fact, regressing. <cite>Solar_Crimson posted [p:958698067] in Pokemon ga... [t:79693921]...</cite> <quote>I have the perfect solution, and several games already exist: </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Homeless_Waifu 10/04/21 8:49:51 PM #8:	Play shin megami tensei if you want a hard "pokemon" game. More particularly play Shin Megami Tensei 1! --- The switch needs a good demolition derby game that's all I want!!! - started Feb. 2021 <cite>Homeless_Waifu posted [p:958698076] in Pokemon ga... [t:79693921]...</cite> <quote>Play shin megami tensei if you want a hard "pokemon" game. More particularly play Shin Megami Tensei 1! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumpo 10/04/21 8:55:30 PM #9:	Romhacks yo <cite>Trumpo posted [p:958698242] in Pokemon ga... [t:79693921]...</cite> <quote>Romhacks yo </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flauros 10/04/21 8:56:16 PM #10:	Its a game for small children. They wouldnt like that. --- https://imgur.com/EX6Md7k https://imgur.com/X4cT0Sp Yim/Yum https://imgur.com/A3kur0P https://imgur.com/Hj9RrC6 <cite>Flauros posted [p:958698270] in Pokemon ga... [t:79693921]...</cite> <quote>Its a game for small children. They wouldnt like that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dakimakura 10/04/21 9:01:09 PM #11:	Solar_Crimson posted... I have the perfect solution, and several games already exist: Does it have hot waifu's though? --- https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/11900132/ https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/29307489/ <cite>Dakimakura posted [p:958698410] in Pokemon ga... [t:79693921]...</cite> <quote>Solar_Crimson posted... </cite> <quote>I have the perfect solution, and several games already exist: </quote> Does it have hot waifu's though? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PikachuMaxwell 10/04/21 9:01:28 PM #12:	Pokiemanz --- Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Favorite Characters: https://imgur.com/tcQlEb7 Nintendo Network Name: JohnJohn <cite>PikachuMaxwell posted [p:958698418] in Pokemon ga... [t:79693921]...</cite> <quote>Pokiemanz </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheChariot 10/04/21 9:11:15 PM #13:	Dakimakura posted... Does it have hot waifu's though? Um, yeah? It's Shin Megami Tensei. --- The Others are out there! Conservatives do not think right! They are anti-vax, anti-mask, and anti-social distancing. The pandemic has killed 600,000 Americans! <cite>TheChariot posted [p:958698748] in Pokemon ga... [t:79693921]...</cite> <quote>Dakimakura posted... </cite> <quote>Does it have hot waifu's though?</quote>Um, yeah? It's Shin Megami Tensei. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solar_Crimson 10/04/21 9:11:17 PM #14:	Dakimakura posted... Does it have hot waifu's though? Absolutely. Both humans and demons. --- I often wonder if we are growing as a people... or in fact, regressing. <cite>Solar_Crimson posted [p:958698751] in Pokemon ga... [t:79693921]...</cite> <quote>Dakimakura posted... </cite> <quote>Does it have hot waifu's though?</quote>Absolutely. Both humans and demons. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cheater87 10/04/21 9:14:18 PM #15:	Try a nuzzlock game. --- Doom, the game with unlimited ways to play. <cite>Cheater87 posted [p:958698857] in Pokemon ga... [t:79693921]...</cite> <quote>Try a nuzzlock game. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Homeless_Waifu 10/04/21 9:18:30 PM #16:	Dakimakura posted... Does it have hot waifu's though? If you don't mind looking at concept art, reading manga or watching anime based off the original franchise. There's was also a spin off hentai game on for windows/NEC PC98 computers... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/955907-giten-megami-tensei-tokyo-mokushiroku --- The switch needs a good demolition derby game that's all I want!!! - started Feb. 2021 <cite>Homeless_Waifu posted [p:958699003] in Pokemon ga... [t:79693921]...</cite> <quote>Dakimakura posted... </cite> <quote>Does it have hot waifu's though?</quote>If you don't mind looking at concept art, reading manga or watching anime based off the original franchise. There's was also a spin off hentai game on for windows/NEC PC98 computers... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/955907-giten-megami-tensei-tokyo-mokushiroku </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 10/04/21 9:20:16 PM #17:	Sounds like the character just sucks. Despite what the games suggest, they let literal preschoolers have lv 60 Pokmon. And they know how to use them. It's like if we let children have guns and also they taught you how to use them in school. --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:958699059] in Pokemon ga... [t:79693921]...</cite> <quote>Sounds like the character just sucks. Despite what the games suggest, they let literal preschoolers have lv 60 Pokmon. And they know how to use them. It's like if we let children have guns and also they taught you how to use them in school. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DepreceV2 10/04/21 9:22:51 PM #19:	That sounds incredibly boring --- Reminder: On March 2nd, 2021, Texas removed mask mandates and allowed 100% capacity for businesses. <cite>DepreceV2 posted [p:958699154] in Pokemon ga... [t:79693921]...</cite> <quote>That sounds incredibly boring </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivany2008 10/04/21 9:23:18 PM #20:	Play Pokemon Radical Red and you won't be saying its too easy. That game was way too hard and somehow people still found a way to nuzlocke it. <cite>Ivany2008 posted [p:958699172] in Pokemon ga... [t:79693921]...</cite> <quote>Play Pokemon Radical Red and you won't be saying its too easy. That game was way too hard and somehow people still found a way to nuzlocke it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dakimakura 10/04/21 9:23:21 PM #21:	BloodMoon7 posted... Sounds like the character just sucks For every pokemon champion there is thousands of losers out there that never even come close to making it, but we never get to see that. It's like the kid who sees Steph Curry hitting 3's from near half court and wants to be like him then tries it in the game and gets laughed off the team. --- https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/11900132/ https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/29307489/ <cite>Dakimakura posted [p:958699175] in Pokemon ga... [t:79693921]...</cite> <quote>BloodMoon7 posted... </cite> <quote>Sounds like the character just sucks</quote> For every pokemon champion there is thousands of losers out there that never even come close to making it, but we never get to see that. It's like the kid who sees Steph Curry hitting 3's from near half court and wants to be like him then tries it in the game and gets laughed off the team. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 10/04/21 9:29:29 PM #22:	Dakimakura posted... For every pokemon champion there is thousands of losers out there that never even come close to making it, but we never get to see that. It's like the kid who sees Steph Curry hitting 3's from near half court and wants to be like him then tries it in the game and gets laughed off the team. Again. Children barely out of their diapers. Using high level Pokmon. You'd have to really suck and at that point you have only yourself to blame. Even if you're that one guy using a lv 60 Weedle, it's still a lv 60 Weedle and you can probably beat some dude with a lv 5 Magikarp that he spent his allowance on. --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:958699352] in Pokemon ga... [t:79693921]...</cite> <quote>Dakimakura posted... </cite> <quote>For every pokemon champion there is thousands of losers out there that never even come close to making it, but we never get to see that. It's like the kid who sees Steph Curry hitting 3's from near half court and wants to be like him then tries it in the game and gets laughed off the team.</quote>Again. Children barely out of their diapers. Using high level Pokmon. You'd have to really suck and at that point you have only yourself to blame. Even if you're that one guy using a lv 60 Weedle, it's still a lv 60 Weedle and you can probably beat some dude with a lv 5 Magikarp that he spent his allowance on. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pow Pow Punishment 10/04/21 9:49:27 PM #23:	That sounds like a fun fan game. But yeah, the braindead ease of the game is partly why I lost interest playing Pokemon Shield. --- Currently playing: Skyrim, Hearthstone Training log: https://powpowpunishment.blogspot.com <cite>Pow Pow Punishment posted [p:958700057] in Pokemon ga... [t:79693921]...</cite> <quote>That sounds like a fun fan game. But yeah, the braindead ease of the game is partly why I lost interest playing Pokemon Shield. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tremain07 10/04/21 9:50:58 PM #24:	you might wanna load it back up with shiny Zacian and Zamamata becoming available soon This picture has no meaning i just find it amusing how smug she looks here --- A worthless existence <cite>tremain07 posted [p:958700115] in Pokemon ga... [t:79693921]...</cite> <quote>you might wanna load it back up with shiny Zacian and Zamamata becoming available soon This picture has no meaning i just find it amusing how smug she looks here </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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