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Smackems
10/01/21 11:52:55 PM
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Big brain topic



Oh and the crocodile has time to prepare

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Irony
10/01/21 11:53:36 PM
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I watched a video of an old man beating the shit out of a gator to save his dog.

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Ratchetrockon
10/01/21 11:55:28 PM
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Croc with prep wins. It can just submerged itself in holy water

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Smackems
10/01/21 11:55:40 PM
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Irony posted...
I watched a video of an old man beating the shit out of a gator to save his dog.
Thats not this

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Xethuminra
10/02/21 12:03:00 AM
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In water, the crocodile becomes one of the most dangerous animals on earth. With a bite force thats already more than strong enough to turn bones into dust, the water allows the crocodile to twist & turn, contorting its body into wild positions as it thrashes and snaps, rending flesh from bone, and is capable of tearing a large mammal in half. Multiple crocodiles will dismember their prey in this way, swarming together in the abyss.

..... pretty effective stuff a few million years ago.
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Smackems
10/02/21 12:03:44 AM
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Oh also the croc has a machine gun that shoots wooden stakes

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Zikten
10/02/21 12:04:41 AM
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What kind of vampire? In some versions of them they are practically gods. Like in the world of darkness pen and paper rpg
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Smackems
10/02/21 12:07:02 AM
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Zikten posted...
What kind of vampire? In some versions of them they are practically gods. Like in the world of darkness pen and paper rpg
A really lame sparkling one

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Xethuminra
10/02/21 12:11:35 AM
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Smackems posted...
A really lame sparkling one
Wont be so funny if you write yourself into a corner

careful with them there sparkling vampires. Somebody will get so depressed, they end up getting casted as Batman 10 years down the road.
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Ratchetrockon
10/02/21 12:14:30 AM
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Smackems posted...
Oh also the croc has a machine gun that shoots wooden stakes



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Duncanwii
10/02/21 12:14:31 AM
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Smackems posted...

A really lame sparkling one

You know the lame sparking ones are still virtually indestructible and can never die right? I dont even read Twilight and I know that much.
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Smackems
10/02/21 12:15:37 AM
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Duncanwii posted...
You know the lame sparking ones are virtually indestructible and can never die right? I dont even read Twilight and I know that much.
No I didn't know that

But no matter how powerful they are, they'll always be lame as fuck

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