Current Events > $10k pay rise, but you have to Naruto Run to work

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Kloe_Rinz
09/28/21 9:01:30 AM
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Your boss tells you he will give you a $10k pay rise, but you have to Naruto Run into the office to your desk


You don't need to Naruto Run all the way from your house to your work. Just like 200m or so. Basically park at the parking lot, or 200m away if your parking lot is extremely close to your desk. You must Naruto run a minimum of 200m all the way to your desk. All your coworkers will see you every morning
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Were_Wyrm
09/28/21 9:03:09 AM
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Deal, WFH wins again!

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Kloe_Rinz
09/28/21 9:04:00 AM
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Were_Wyrm posted...
Deal, WFH wins again!
That aint no loophole. Get in your car and drive 200m away. Or just walk, or whatever. Then Naruto run back to your WFH desk. All your coworkers will see you do this every morning
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MJOLNRVII
09/28/21 9:04:17 AM
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Kloe_Rinz
09/28/21 9:04:58 AM
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MJOLNRVII posted...
Can I wear the headband?
That isn't professional attire. Follow your works dress code
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Veggeta_MAX
09/28/21 9:05:50 AM
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This is the hardest thing ever but deal damn it TC

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Heineken14
09/28/21 9:07:20 AM
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Were_Wyrm posted...
Deal, WFH wins again!


This. So I gotta Naruto Run from my bed room to the next room over? Ok, done. lol
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Kloe_Rinz
09/28/21 9:08:58 AM
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Heineken14 posted...
This. So I gotta Naruto Run from my bed room to the next room over? Ok, done. lol
No, from 200m away, and all your coworkers will see you every morning
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Relient_K
09/28/21 9:09:22 AM
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I dont have a desk. I work in a house for adults with disabilities as a support staff. That works out like a ~28% raise (I didn't do the math) so it's a yes, though it would get old fast the guys I support would probably get a kick out of it. I'd need some special rules in the winter because I can't afford to break my neck on ice.

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Metal_Bug
09/28/21 9:09:49 AM
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Absolutely
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3PiesAndAFork
09/28/21 9:10:06 AM
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Do I have the theme music playing while it's happening?

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gamepimp12
09/28/21 9:11:52 AM
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I naruto run at work anyway

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The Popo
09/28/21 9:11:54 AM
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Running with your arms back is ridiculous. All the cool kids run with their arms out, so they look like an airplane.

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gunplagirl
09/28/21 9:19:04 AM
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Nothing changes but I get more money?

Deal.

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Kloe_Rinz
09/28/21 9:23:37 AM
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Relient_K posted...
I dont have a desk. I work in a house for adults with disabilities as a support staff. That works out like a ~28% raise (I didn't do the math) so it's a yes, though it would get old fast the guys I support would probably get a kick out of it. I'd need some special rules in the winter because I can't afford to break my neck on ice.
If you don't have a desk, just into the main office or equivalent is fine. In the winter, magic non-slip ice materialises in front of you as you run so you wont fall. but only for the naruto run to work and not any other time
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Relient_K
09/28/21 9:26:12 AM
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Kloe_Rinz posted...
If you don't have a desk, just into the main office or equivalent is fine. In the winter, magic non-slip ice materialises in front of you as you run so you wont fall. but only for the naruto run to work and not any other time

Again, its a house. I do sort of have an office space but it isn't exclusively mine. But yeah its pretty obvious what I would need to do and I would do it.

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