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SoggyBottomBoy 09/25/21 5:02:03 PM #1:	Im cackling. --- Fingah POP'n each otha's <cite>SoggyBottomBoy posted [p:958409106] in So apparen... [t:79679439]...</cite> <quote> Im cackling. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 09/25/21 5:03:07 PM #2:	No way this is a real thing lmao --- I'm a little teapot blowing off steam. https://imgur.com/pmc9XsI https://imgur.com/p6Wfowq <cite>Kitt posted [p:958409128] in So apparen... [t:79679439]...</cite> <quote>No way this is a real thing lmao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 09/25/21 5:03:35 PM #3:	Damn, could you imagine having to be the jumper and only getting to watch your friends soak? --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:958409138] in So apparen... [t:79679439]...</cite> <quote>Damn, could you imagine having to be the jumper and only getting to watch your friends soak? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FightingJester 09/25/21 5:03:39 PM #4:	... but why --- Perhaps the world is not made. Perhaps nothing is made. A clock without a craftsman. It's too late. Always has been. Always will be. Too late <cite>FightingJester posted [p:958409140] in So apparen... [t:79679439]...</cite> <quote>... but why </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
berlyman101 09/25/21 5:04:36 PM #5:	Turbam posted... Damn, could you imagine having to be the jumper and only getting to watch your friends soak? a true friend --- http://www.lukesurl.com/comics/2010-02-24-determinism.png <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:958409157] in So apparen... [t:79679439]...</cite> <quote>Turbam posted... </cite> <quote>Damn, could you imagine having to be the jumper and only getting to watch your friends soak?</quote> a true friend </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CommonStar 09/25/21 5:04:50 PM #6:	This isn't a new thing. And it is real. I have ex-mormon friends that have told me about soaking. <cite>CommonStar posted [p:958409162] in So apparen... [t:79679439]...</cite> <quote>This isn't a new thing. And it is real. I have ex-mormon friends that have told me about soaking. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SoggyBottomBoy 09/25/21 5:05:08 PM #7:	Turbam posted... Damn, could you imagine having to be the jumper and only getting to watch your friends soak? Thats technically a threesome. --- Fingah POP'n each otha's <cite>SoggyBottomBoy posted [p:958409169] in So apparen... [t:79679439]...</cite> <quote>Turbam posted... </cite> <quote>Damn, could you imagine having to be the jumper and only getting to watch your friends soak?</quote>Thats technically a threesome. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnholyMudcrab 09/25/21 5:06:01 PM #8:	So, what, you just lifted this wholesale out of that other topic? --- https://imgur.com/VeNBg https://imgur.com/gd5jC8q https://imgur.com/PKIy7 https://imgur.com/3p29JqP <cite>UnholyMudcrab posted [p:958409193] in So apparen... [t:79679439]...</cite> <quote>So, what, you just lifted this wholesale out of that other topic? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hummer 2 09/25/21 5:07:37 PM #9:	Is this how Mary got pregnant but remained a virgin? <cite>Hummer 2 posted [p:958409237] in So apparen... [t:79679439]...</cite> <quote>Is this how Mary got pregnant but remained a virgin? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 09/25/21 5:08:48 PM #10:	Dum dum dum dum dummm --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:958409266] in So apparen... [t:79679439]...</cite> <quote>Dum dum dum dum dummm </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YellowSUV 09/25/21 5:09:17 PM #11:	Hummer 2 posted... Is this how Mary got pregnant but remained a virgin? lol --- We all live in a Yellow SUV! a Yellow SUV! <cite>YellowSUV posted [p:958409280] in So apparen... [t:79679439]...</cite> <quote>Hummer 2 posted... </cite> <quote>Is this how Mary got pregnant but remained a virgin?</quote> lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Demon1050 09/25/21 5:10:37 PM #12:	oh come on.... cute ass girl gets on all fours ass up and eggs a guy on. Guess what happens? their religion goes out the window every single time and they tear each other up like wild animals and love every second. Sorry, our impulses our too strong to think even for a second something like this is going on. and if it does, it's pretty stupid. <cite>Demon1050 posted [p:958409314] in So apparen... [t:79679439]...</cite> <quote>oh come on.... cute ass girl gets on all fours ass up and eggs a guy on. Guess what happens? their religion goes out the window every single time and they tear each other up like wild animals and love every second. Sorry, our impulses our too strong to think even for a second something like this is going on. and if it does, it's pretty stupid.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
smoke_break 09/25/21 5:13:09 PM #13:	Fact is stranger than fiction. I'm never not surprised by some of the things people do. --- https://imgur.com/mOCFlRv <cite>smoke_break posted [p:958409381] in So apparen... [t:79679439]...</cite> <quote>Fact is stranger than fiction. I'm never not surprised by some of the things people do. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ROOTFayth 09/25/21 5:14:00 PM #14:	hahahaha what religious people will do to avoid feeling guilty <cite>ROOTFayth posted [p:958409409] in So apparen... [t:79679439]...</cite> <quote>hahahaha what religious people will do to avoid feeling guilty </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lonestar2000 09/25/21 5:22:54 PM #15:	LMAO, religion is fucking nuts. --- Rumble Roses. Someone enters the room. Them: O_O Me: What?! I always play games without my pants on!- Inmate 922335 #ImpeachToadDickTrump <cite>Lonestar2000 posted [p:958409636] in So apparen... [t:79679439]...</cite> <quote>LMAO, religion is fucking nuts. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SoggyBottomBoy 09/25/21 5:23:06 PM #16:	UnholyMudcrab posted... So, what, you just lifted this wholesale out of that other topic? I got this from Reddit, but go off. --- Fingah POP'n each otha's <cite>SoggyBottomBoy posted [p:958409641] in So apparen... [t:79679439]...</cite> <quote>UnholyMudcrab posted... </cite> <quote>So, what, you just lifted this wholesale out of that other topic?</quote>I got this from Reddit, but go off. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dj1200 09/25/21 5:26:33 PM #17:	Shit is wild. --- "It was so ridiculous and I have so many feelings about it." -Virtual Energies <cite>dj1200 posted [p:958409723] in So apparen... [t:79679439]...</cite> <quote>Shit is wild. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CommonStar 09/25/21 5:38:36 PM #19:	There are a lot of mormons who perform mental gymnastics on sexual actions to preserve their purity. It's actually really funny. There are some that don't even consider anal or oral as sex. <cite>CommonStar posted [p:958410047] in So apparen... [t:79679439]...</cite> <quote>There are a lot of mormons who perform mental gymnastics on sexual actions to preserve their purity. It's actually really funny. There are some that don't even consider anal or oral as sex. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VipaGTS 09/25/21 5:39:42 PM #20:	FightingJester posted... ... but why Jesus --- "I devour urine just like my Portland Trailblazers, with piss poor defense." <cite>VipaGTS posted [p:958410084] in So apparen... [t:79679439]...</cite> <quote>FightingJester posted... </cite> <quote>... but why</quote>Jesus </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crescente 09/25/21 5:39:52 PM #21:	This is insanely funny <cite>Crescente posted [p:958410087] in So apparen... [t:79679439]...</cite> <quote>This is insanely funny </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SoggyBottomBoy 09/25/21 5:42:54 PM #22:	CommonStar posted... There are some that don't even consider anal or oral as sex. I dated a Christian girl in high school who thought the same. I wasnt about to correct her. --- Fingah POP'n each otha's <cite>SoggyBottomBoy posted [p:958410163] in So apparen... [t:79679439]...</cite> <quote>CommonStar posted... </cite> <quote>There are some that don't even consider anal or oral as sex.</quote>I dated a Christian girl in high school who thought the same. I wasnt about to correct her. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Axiom 09/25/21 5:43:28 PM #23:	No there isn't. Soaking has been a joke meme for years and it's not a real thing <cite>Axiom posted [p:958410178] in So apparen... [t:79679439]...</cite> <quote>No there isn't. Soaking has been a joke meme for years and it's not a real thing </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dameon_reaper 09/25/21 5:45:11 PM #24:	They missed an opportunity to call the jumper "Hamburger helper" <cite>dameon_reaper posted [p:958410231] in So apparen... [t:79679439]...</cite> <quote>They missed an opportunity to call the jumper "Hamburger helper" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 09/25/21 5:48:03 PM #25:	Axiom posted... No there isn't. Soaking has been a joke meme for years and it's not a real thing Which almost certianly means it's become a real thing by now. --- This guy are Trumble. <cite>Trumble posted [p:958410290] in So apparen... [t:79679439]...</cite> <quote>Axiom posted... </cite> <quote>No there isn't. Soaking has been a joke meme for years and it's not a real thing</quote> Which almost certianly means it's become a real thing by now. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FreemyBoys 09/25/21 5:49:05 PM #26:	Are the resulting babies going to be calling soakers? --- Free them <cite>FreemyBoys posted [p:958410325] in So apparen... [t:79679439]...</cite> <quote>Are the resulting babies going to be calling soakers? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ColdOne666 09/25/21 6:10:06 PM #27:	Jumping while doing that seems dangerous if it's still in, what if it brakes lol. --- Aussie Aussie Aussie OI OI OI! <cite>ColdOne666 posted [p:958410859] in So apparen... [t:79679439]...</cite> <quote>Jumping while doing that seems dangerous if it's still in, what if it brakes lol. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
XxKrazyChaosxX 09/25/21 6:12:21 PM #28:	"Dude, I total soaked last night with this chick." --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone <cite>XxKrazyChaosxX posted [p:958410920] in So apparen... [t:79679439]...</cite> <quote>"Dude, I total soaked last night with this chick." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 09/25/21 6:14:33 PM #29:	VipaGTS posted... Jesus https://youtu.be/j8ZF_R_j0OY --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/M8h2ATe https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:958410979] in So apparen... [t:79679439]...</cite> <quote>VipaGTS posted... </cite> <quote>Jesus</quote>https://youtu.be/j8ZF_R_j0OY </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SoggyBottomBoy 09/25/21 6:16:18 PM #30:	Axiom posted... No there isn't. Soaking has been a joke meme for years and it's not a real thing Its real lol --- Fingah POP'n each otha's <cite>SoggyBottomBoy posted [p:958411019] in So apparen... [t:79679439]...</cite> <quote>Axiom posted... </cite> <quote>No there isn't. Soaking has been a joke meme for years and it's not a real thing</quote>Its real lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 09/25/21 6:16:55 PM #31:	I can't see the pic. I am lost. --- I do not receive notifications, so using the @ feature will not do anything. I might see your post and respond though if I have already been in the topic. <cite>Machete posted [p:958411033] in So apparen... [t:79679439]...</cite> <quote>I can't see the pic. I am lost.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tremain07 09/25/21 6:54:27 PM #32:	Imagine a new Superbad like movie aimed at teens that has this kinda stupid shit in it, reminds me of girls taking it in the pooper because they thought there was no proof of anal sex --- A worthless existence <cite>tremain07 posted [p:958412060] in So apparen... [t:79679439]...</cite> <quote>Imagine a new Superbad like movie aimed at teens that has this kinda stupid shit in it, reminds me of girls taking it in the pooper because they thought there was no proof of anal sex </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
iPhone_7 09/25/21 7:49:28 PM #33:	It would be funny if this was faked to troll the Mormon community. --- Sig User Logic https://imgur.com/lA5fm7w <cite>iPhone_7 posted [p:958413451] in So apparen... [t:79679439]...</cite> <quote>It would be funny if this was faked to troll the Mormon community. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kuwab0 09/25/21 7:52:50 PM #34:	That's how you get a pickle penis --- https://imgur.com/QfpP05s https://imgur.com/vdnZ1o6 https://imgur.com/zTgf822 <cite>kuwab0 posted [p:958413526] in So apparen... [t:79679439]...</cite> <quote>That's how you get a pickle penis </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
electricbugs2 09/25/21 7:58:39 PM #35:	I know theres been some controversy at BYU this year about NCMOs whenever the Cougars win a football game. Mormons are a strange bunch. --- Balenciaga hoodies and Gucci shoes #FreeMelly <cite>electricbugs2 posted [p:958413656] in So apparen... [t:79679439]...</cite> <quote>I know theres been some controversy at BYU this year about NCMOs whenever the Cougars win a football game. Mormons are a strange bunch. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hornezz 09/25/21 8:02:48 PM #36:	Remember guys, do your soaking on a trampoline. --- In dentibus anticis frustum magnum spinaciae habes. <cite>Hornezz posted [p:958413779] in So apparen... [t:79679439]...</cite> <quote>Remember guys, do your soaking on a trampoline. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns 09/26/21 4:33:02 AM #37:	I like how every few years some absolutely batshit thing about mormons comes out and no one can tell if it's real or not lol --- https://imgur.com/x04tPRZ https://imgur.com/t7T392I <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:958424259] in So apparen... [t:79679439]...</cite> <quote>I like how every few years some absolutely batshit thing about mormons comes out and no one can tell if it's real or not lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JTilly 09/26/21 4:34:51 AM #38:	Religion is incredibly stupid. Im sorry <cite>JTilly posted [p:958424278] in So apparen... [t:79679439]...</cite> <quote>Religion is incredibly stupid. Im sorry </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dakimakura 09/26/21 4:42:45 AM #39:	The feel when people who are virgins are having more sex than you. --- https://imgur.com/ca2qBa1 ^My wife <cite>Dakimakura posted [p:958424340] in So apparen... [t:79679439]...</cite> <quote>The feel when people who are virgins are having more sex than you. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 09/26/21 4:47:04 AM #40:	Is this just a fancy way of cucking? --- https://imgur.com/nlaY1qH https://imgur.com/zHJ1OCo https://imgur.com/btBPP4E https://imgur.com/1B3bMHw https://imgur.com/2aof3ao <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:958424378] in So apparen... [t:79679439]...</cite> <quote>Is this just a fancy way of cucking? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CaptainOfCrush 09/26/21 4:48:24 AM #41:	I've chatted with a few Mormon coworkers and this is definitely real, but I thought it was referred to as "docking." --- Yoblazer https://imgur.com/gByqgPg <cite>CaptainOfCrush posted [p:958424388] in So apparen... [t:79679439]...</cite> <quote>I've chatted with a few Mormon coworkers and this is definitely real, but I thought it was referred to as "docking." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 09/26/21 6:55:40 AM #42:	I thought docking was when an uncut penis goes tip to tip with another penis and they pull the foreskin over both heads? --- https://imgur.com/nlaY1qH https://imgur.com/zHJ1OCo https://imgur.com/btBPP4E https://imgur.com/1B3bMHw https://imgur.com/2aof3ao <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:958425590] in So apparen... [t:79679439]...</cite> <quote>I thought docking was when an uncut penis goes tip to tip with another penis and they pull the foreskin over both heads? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spikethedevil 09/26/21 7:02:10 AM #43:	NeonOctopus posted... I thought docking was when an uncut penis goes tip to tip with another penis and they pull the foreskin over both heads? https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=docking @CaptainOfCrush --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! <cite>spikethedevil posted [p:958425650] in So apparen... [t:79679439]...</cite> <quote>NeonOctopus posted... </cite> <quote>I thought docking was when an uncut penis goes tip to tip with another penis and they pull the foreskin over both heads?</quote> https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=docking @CaptainOfCrush </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Serious Cat 09/26/21 7:13:47 AM #44:	https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/study/manual/for-the-strength-of-youth/sexual-purity?lang=eng I don't know what people do, but this pretty much covers every possible loophole you could imagine. --- I are Serious Cat This is serious thread <cite>Serious Cat posted [p:958425744] in So apparen... [t:79679439]...</cite> <quote>https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/study/manual/for-the-strength-of-youth/sexual-purity?lang=eng I don't know what people do, but this pretty much covers every possible loophole you could imagine. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo 09/26/21 7:15:52 AM #45:	Turbam posted... Damn, could you imagine having to be the jumper and only getting to watch your friends soak? The ultimate wingman --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone <cite>apolloooo posted [p:958425761] in So apparen... [t:79679439]...</cite> <quote>Turbam posted... </cite> <quote>Damn, could you imagine having to be the jumper and only getting to watch your friends soak?</quote>The ultimate wingman </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Fony 09/26/21 8:06:59 AM #46:	ROOTFayth posted... hahahaha what religious people will do to avoid feeling guilty Yep. There was a catholic school in my neighorhood and the girls use to have anal sex to avoid losing their virginity. --- It's not the end of the world, but we can see it from here. <cite>Fony posted [p:958426292] in So apparen... [t:79679439]...</cite> <quote>ROOTFayth posted... </cite> <quote>hahahaha what religious people will do to avoid feeling guilty</quote> Yep. There was a catholic school in my neighorhood and the girls use to have anal sex to avoid losing their virginity. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DD Divine 09/26/21 9:14:50 AM #48:	mattymad posted... It's called the Poophole Loophole lmao --- while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart. <cite>DD Divine posted [p:958427270] in So apparen... [t:79679439]...</cite> <quote>mattymad posted... </cite> <quote>It's called the Poophole Loophole</quote> lmao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pogo_rabid 09/28/21 5:44:14 AM #50:	imagine being the chump recruited for jumping duty --- Ryzen 3800x, 6900XT, 32 gig, 970pro, Asus Strix x570-E FC: SW-8431-3263-1243 <cite>pogo_rabid posted [p:958488814] in So apparen... [t:79679439]...</cite> <quote>imagine being the chump recruited for jumping duty </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > So apparently there's a trend among Mormon teens to have premarital sex. (+) Yeah! (+)

Current Events > So apparently there's a trend among Mormon teens to have premarital sex.