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Crescente
09/23/21 11:58:43 AM
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The most dangerous animal. What do you think
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Xethuminra
09/23/21 11:59:23 AM
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Human nuke
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monkmith
09/23/21 12:00:10 PM
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i'd say mosquito, but its a gray area since they're dangerous because they're a disease vector and not because of their ability.

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SoggyBottomBoy
09/23/21 12:00:14 PM
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Ligma

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Ivany2008
09/23/21 12:00:41 PM
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If we exclude Humans, then Hippos. The are ridiculously fast, very temperamental and have jaws enough to bite a car door in half. Crocs are up there if you are in close proximity but you can generally avoid them.
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Blue_Target
09/23/21 12:01:20 PM
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Ivany2008
09/23/21 12:11:59 PM
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ClunkerSlim posted...
Why youre all wrong...

Human?
Move to an island.

Shark?
Stay out of the water.

Gorilla?
Stay out of the jungle.

Mosquito?
Buy some repellent.

Jellyfish?
Dont go in the ocean.

Hippo?
Stay out of the river.

Snake?
Move to the UK.

Lion?
Stay off the plains.

Pitbull?
Unavoidable.

....A Hippo can outrun a human being on land at a whopping 30 miles an hour, and all that fat that people assume Hippos have, they don't have. All that is muscle and skin.
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Questionmarktarius
09/23/21 12:12:56 PM
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Xatrion
09/23/21 12:24:07 PM
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Hippo could probably take on all of the rest and still come out on top. They will absolutely fuck your shit up.

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TrainerNeo_02
09/23/21 12:26:45 PM
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Who the fuck thinks a dog is more dangerous than a mosquito or human.

Id out mosquitos because yk, people say theyre the most dangerous animal on earth, but I say shut the fuck up with that shit. Mosquitoes cant virtually all life on earth if so desired.

So Id say human, then mosquito.

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monkmith
09/23/21 12:32:59 PM
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Goatesque posted...
Goats
https://www.livescience.com/mountain-goat-kills-grizzly-bear
i can top that. emu war.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War

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Crescente
09/23/21 12:54:13 PM
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Results so far are very surprising
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CalosiaTana
09/23/21 12:55:41 PM
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Human. No contest

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archedsoul
09/23/21 12:57:40 PM
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Dangerous how?

Humans can destroy the entire planet. But a bear would fuck us up.

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Crescente
09/23/21 7:33:11 PM
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Human 1st, Pitbull 2nd.
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SauI_Goodman
09/23/21 7:34:57 PM
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No wolverine for shame op

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Crescente
09/23/21 7:38:50 PM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
No wolverine for shame op

I...what?
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PatrickMahomes
09/23/21 7:39:28 PM
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ClunkerSlim posted...
Why youre all wrong...

Human?
Move to an island.

Shark?
Stay out of the water.

Gorilla?
Stay out of the jungle.

Mosquito?
Buy some repellent.

Jellyfish?
Dont go in the ocean.

Hippo?
Stay out of the river.

Snake?
Move to the UK.

Lion?
Stay off the plains.

Pitbull?
Unavoidable.
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bevan306
09/23/21 7:49:41 PM
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I've dealt with humans regularly and I live to tell the tale

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SauI_Goodman
09/24/21 12:15:39 AM
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Crescente posted...
I...what?
The wolverine. Are you not familiar with it.

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SauI_Goodman
09/24/21 12:17:07 AM
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Pound for pound thr most vicious animal in the world.

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Proto_Spark
09/24/21 12:19:29 AM
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Excluding humans, because obviously.

Technically its Mosquitoes, but in terms of sheer terror and horror movies they can provide, nothing beats Sharks.

The Nigh-unlimited amount of Shark movies means a nigh-unlimited amount of cold-blooded murders. Pitbulls wish they had a shark's rap sheet.
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Ivany2008
09/24/21 10:53:40 PM
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Proto_Spark posted...
Excluding humans, because obviously.

Technically its Mosquitoes, but in terms of sheer terror and horror movies they can provide, nothing beats Sharks.

The Nigh-unlimited amount of Shark movies means a nigh-unlimited amount of cold-blooded murders. Pitbulls wish they had a shark's rap sheet.

yes but overall the amount of shark deaths is neglible irl. It only amounts to less than 100 attacks per year, with only a 13 mortality rate.
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Looked gf
09/24/21 10:56:09 PM
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ClunkerSlim posted...
Why youre all wrong...

Human?
Move to an island.

Shark?
Stay out of the water.

Gorilla?
Stay out of the jungle.

Mosquito?
Buy some repellent.

Jellyfish?
Dont go in the ocean.

Hippo?
Stay out of the river.

Snake?
Move to the UK.

Lion?
Stay off the plains.

Pitbull?
Unavoidable.


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trillgully
09/24/21 10:56:54 PM
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Humans and Mosquitoes arent animals

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Proto_Spark
09/24/21 10:58:01 PM
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Ivany2008 posted...
yes but overall the amount of shark deaths is neglible irl. It only amounts to less than 100 attacks per year, with only a 13 mortality rate.

Yeah, but do you know how many times we've put hitler's brain into a great white shark?

When they start putting Hitler's brain into a pitbull or mosquitoes, it'll be up for debate.
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LostForest
09/24/21 11:05:51 PM
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Hippo is legitimately the only right answer. They're extremely dangerous, AND they have a warning technique where they fling their shit all over the place.

(Not joking)

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Kanaya413
09/24/21 11:07:13 PM
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Ivany2008 posted...
....A Hippo can outrun a human being on land at a whopping 30 miles an hour, and all that fat that people assume Hippos have, they don't have. All that is muscle and skin.
What the fuck holy shit
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Arcanine2009
09/24/21 11:09:51 PM
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Proto_Spark posted...
Excluding humans, because obviously.

Technically its Mosquitoes, but in terms of sheer terror and horror movies they can provide, nothing beats Sharks.

The Nigh-unlimited amount of Shark movies means a nigh-unlimited amount of cold-blooded murders. Pitbulls wish they had a shark's rap sheet.
the murder rate of sharks per year is actually pretty low compared to other animals. Outside of mosquitos (which affects mostly developing countries), farm animals are at the top.

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LostForest
09/24/21 11:10:53 PM
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Goatesque posted...
So what I know CE users that do that.

It's different though. They start taking a dump and start wagging their stupid little nub tail really quickly like a windshield wiper, which sends it flying around in every direction.

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Sayoria
09/24/21 11:12:33 PM
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Human and it isn't even close.

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mooreandrew58
09/24/21 11:18:47 PM
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trillgully posted...
Humans and Mosquitoes arent animals

Humans are definitely animals. Just highly intelligent compared to the rest. Which is one of the reasons we are so dangerous. We have made up for lack of physical prowess with man made tools. We have the right tools nothing else on the list is a threat to us.

We literally made a tool that destroys whole cities.

Also to add on intelligence factor we have tamed a lot of dangerous animals and even recall a guy who put the smack down on a bear on camera. Yes it was a trained bear (but as said we've tamed dangerous animals) but it attacked the reporter he was being interviews by and he karate chops the damn bear in the head to draw its attention and proceeds to judo toss the thing around like a rag doll.

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Looked gf
09/24/21 11:21:41 PM
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trillgully posted...
Humans and Mosquitoes arent animals
wat

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trillgully
09/24/21 11:26:08 PM
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Looked gf posted...
wat

Werehumans.and mosquitoes are insects..

We have a higher importance and value. Much higher intelligence and are spiritual beings.Why would you lower yourself and call yourself an animal? Smh

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Squall28
09/24/21 11:27:03 PM
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Dangerous to who? If it's to us humans, it's hippos easily. Other humans are generally not dangerous to each other. If you just saw some random guy outside, you'll probably be ok. But if you get near a hippo, you are in trouble.

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Proto_Spark
09/24/21 11:27:28 PM
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trillgully posted...
Werehumans.and mosquitoes are insects..

We have a higher importance and value. Much higher intelligence and are spiritual beings.Why would you lower yourself and call yourself an animal? Smh

... Humans and insects are still animals. Humans are a species of animal. What are we, plants?
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pogo_rabid
09/24/21 11:28:25 PM
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Goatesque posted...
Goats
https://www.livescience.com/mountain-goat-kills-grizzly-bear


That being said, a bear is the scariest way to die out of all of those if it was included in the list. Apparently they don't kill their large prey right away. They generally just hold it down and start eating it while it's alive....from the bottom up.

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Looked gf
09/24/21 11:28:42 PM
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trillgully posted...
Werehumans.and mosquitoes are insects..

We have a higher importance and value. Much higher intelligence and are spiritual beings.Why would you lower yourself and call yourself an animal? Smh
Insects are animals too you clown

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trillgully
09/24/21 11:29:39 PM
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Looked gf posted...
Insects are animals too you clown

why are you so quick to insult? Ill remove myself from this topic dont mind me.

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Ving_Rhames
09/24/21 11:32:58 PM
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Why are Gorillas, Sharks, Lions, and Snakes even on the list lol

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TrainerNeo_02
09/24/21 11:35:48 PM
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trillgully posted...
Humans and Mosquitoes arent animals
@trillgully Humans are animals. That should be pretty obvious.

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Looked gf
09/24/21 11:39:23 PM
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trillgully posted...
why are you so quick to insult? Ill remove myself from this topic dont mind me.
People who are confidently wrong about things are special

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trillgully
09/24/21 11:41:06 PM
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TrainerNeo_02 posted...
@trillgully Humans are animals. That should be pretty obvious.

I concede to insects being animals but humans are not considered animals. I only came back because you tagged me but I seriously disagree with humans being animals. We are mankind. No other being on this earth has the intelligence to tame all animals. We have dominance over them there should be a difference in the labeling between humans and animals.

Edit : My post is based on Christianity. God distinguished the difference between man and beast. We were created in the image of God, not beasts. With that being said, it wouldnt be wise for a man to walk into a Hair Salon and shout Men are the prize, heres why!. So I wont come into CE, a board full of atheists and try to debate Christianity against your scientific beliefs. Ill be going

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Kanaya413
09/24/21 11:41:48 PM
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LostForest posted...
It's different though. They start taking a dump and start wagging their stupid little nub tail really quickly like a windshield wiper, which sends it flying around in every direction.

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Kanaya413
09/24/21 11:44:15 PM
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pogo_rabid posted...


That being said, a bear is the scariest way to die out of all of those if it was included in the list. Apparently they don't kill their large prey right away. They generally just hold it down and start eating it while it's alive....from the bottom up.
What the fuck
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