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DarthDemented
09/21/21 5:30:13 PM
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As the people of world are a mix of panic, confusion, and downright in awe of such a thing, the ass blasts a long and loud fart. The twist is that the owner of this ass should not have rolled the dice on this one. The shart left the world devastated. As you see, the majority of the world was too busy laughing and ridiculing the giant ass for shitting itself. The rest of the world was either killed or left in abject horror and could not move.

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Heartomaton
09/21/21 5:31:28 PM
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Where in the sky? Half the world would be safe when the bomb dropped, and it's important that I be on that half.

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BloodMoon7
09/21/21 5:33:49 PM
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That's my fetish

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DarthDemented
09/21/21 5:34:16 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
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Where in the sky? Half the world would be safe when the bomb dropped, and it's important that I be on that half.
Well here's the thing. Sure it blasted that half of the world like the solar winds do but since we're dealing with something solid gravity would pull down the poo blasts that didn't escape into space

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Heartomaton
09/21/21 5:35:52 PM
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DarthDemented posted...
Well here's the thing. Sure it blasted that half of the world like the solar winds do but since we're dealing with something solid gravity would pull down the poo blasts that didn't escape into space

BUT(T) WHICH HALF ABSORBS THE BLAST?!

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DarthDemented
09/21/21 6:08:20 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
BUT(T) WHICH HALF ABSORBS THE BLAST?!
Look outside handsome

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Heartomaton
09/21/21 6:11:18 PM
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DarthDemented posted...
Look outside handsome

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo...

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Bomberhead
09/21/21 6:18:18 PM
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Guts Man!
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Irony
09/21/21 6:21:13 PM
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Heartomaton
09/21/21 6:22:42 PM
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Irony posted...

Second best way to die.

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