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Lord_Shadow
09/20/21 4:35:07 AM
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https://tinyurl.com/39ex3m7r

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MedeaLysistrata
09/20/21 4:36:46 AM
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Yes we have a novel about fucking a bear or something too

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DeadBankerDream
09/20/21 4:37:12 AM
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FYI.

This story is over 5 years old.

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g0ldie
09/20/21 4:38:05 AM
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Kloe_Rinz
09/20/21 4:38:52 AM
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Its abhorrent but is it really animal abuse
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Slayer_22
09/20/21 4:40:36 AM
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The fuck lol
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scamatoru
09/20/21 4:41:45 AM
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Slayer_22 posted...
The fuck lol
the suck actually

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Slayer_22
09/20/21 4:42:34 AM
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scamatoru posted...

the suck actually

https://youtu.be/lMss1CeHOiM
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LeoRavus
09/20/21 4:43:10 AM
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Couldn't a horse actually choke you to death? This sounds bad

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IfGodCouldDie
09/20/21 4:45:21 AM
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@fenderbender

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TetsuoS2
09/20/21 4:46:24 AM
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hopefully no one gets some animal sickness and starts a global pandemic.

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Turtlebread
09/20/21 4:47:28 AM
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nfearurspecimn
09/20/21 4:48:18 AM
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Does this mean the slippery slope fallacy is itself a fallacy?
@hashtagtartarus

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fhqwhgads
09/20/21 4:49:31 AM
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I shall now refer to Canada as North Florida

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Lord_Shadow
09/20/21 4:49:45 AM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
FYI.

This story is over 5 years old.
Ya and? Doesn't change the fact Canada be fucking beavers

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Slayer_22
09/20/21 4:51:20 AM
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Canada RN: https://youtu.be/XGyOuzJ4w2E
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DeadBankerDream
09/20/21 4:57:56 AM
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Lord_Shadow posted...
Ya and? Doesn't change the fact Canada be fucking beavers
Considering we've heard nothing about this in the intervening 5 years, the article was probably overexaggerating the legal ruling's effect.

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Flauros
09/20/21 4:59:02 AM
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R1masher
09/20/21 5:04:13 AM
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Peanut butter thats easy to spread probably sells pretty fast up there like in a jif

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Gilberto
09/20/21 5:43:22 PM
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Wow, this is kinda crazy.

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Heartomaton
09/20/21 5:46:27 PM
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Ew.

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garan
09/20/21 5:47:46 PM
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Yikes and...

fhqwhgads posted...
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Turbam
09/20/21 5:49:36 PM
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The graphic ruling explains the case like this: A man, known in the judgment as D. L. W., tried to make his teenage stepdaughter have sex with the family dog, but that proved impossible, so he spread peanut butter on her vagina and made the dog lick it off while he photographed it. Later, he asked her to do it again, so he could make a video.

Yo, what the fuck?

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Gamerguymass
09/20/21 6:00:34 PM
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Well that was a story.

What I'm wondering is if there was something going on between the stepdaughter and this guy? That part about what happened made it seem like there was since he apparently asked her to do this and there was nothing about her fighting him or him physically abusing her or tying her up to force her to do it.

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garan
09/20/21 6:03:55 PM
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After checking with our Google overlords, it appears Canadia updated their laws in 2019 to ban all sex with animals to fix this loophole.
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Xethuminra
09/20/21 6:06:49 PM
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Is it illegal in international water?
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hummus93
09/20/21 6:08:10 PM
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this is what happens when vegans are not in politics


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WilliamPorygon
09/20/21 6:13:07 PM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
FYI.

This story is over 5 years old.
I appreciate what they're doing but the notice would be more effective if they didn't make it look like a banner ad to be scrolled past

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iPhone_7
09/20/21 6:25:17 PM
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The graphic ruling explains the case like this: A man, known in the judgment as D. L. W., tried to make his teenage stepdaughter have sex with the family dog, but that proved impossible, so he spread peanut butter on her vagina and made the dog lick it off while he photographed it. Later, he asked her to do it again, so he could make a video.



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Vicious_Dios
09/20/21 6:28:37 PM
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Yup.

Out of all of the pressing issues Canada was facing back then, they chose to push that bill.


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Wii_Shaker
09/24/21 3:14:42 AM
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Oh, good. *Phew*

As long as animal penetration is still illegal.

You know our neighbors to the North have more freedom than us and I'm not even mad.

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WesternMedia
09/25/21 9:30:16 PM
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Isn't bestiality illegal in fiction? Illegal in fiction but legal irl. That's our canada lol

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GMAK2442
09/28/21 6:54:07 AM
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I hope they will keep it private :)

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ZevLoveDOOM
09/28/21 6:56:47 AM
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wut...
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UltraDeku
09/30/21 1:49:00 PM
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The fuck did I just read?

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