Poll of the Day > God, I love the US tax system

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Notschmendrake
09/19/21 8:58:00 AM
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We have paid in exactly $0 this year, and are currently on track to get almost a 5 figure return purely from deductions and credits. I might get a garden put in the backyard next summer.

Free money from the US taxpayers (aka suckers) baybayyyyyy
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ReggieTheReckless
09/19/21 9:53:39 AM
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Notschmendrake
09/19/21 9:55:46 AM
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it aint fraud to take advantage of loopholes that the suckers dont know about/cant affort ;)
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DeathMagnetic80
09/19/21 10:09:39 AM
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As someone that did taxes for years I'm interested in what "loopholes" you used.
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Notschmendrake
09/19/21 10:35:27 AM
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yeah sure, let me just tell all the suckers how to stop paying in so much so they can stop giving me free money every year. ill get right on that.

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jsb0714
09/19/21 10:43:25 AM
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Notschmendrake posted...
We have paid in exactly $0 this year, and are currently on track to get almost a 5 figure return purely from deductions and credits. I might get a garden put in the backyard next summer.

Free money from the US taxpayers (aka suckers) baybayyyyyy
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shadowsword87
09/19/21 10:45:04 AM
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Prove it.
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Notschmendrake
09/19/21 10:58:44 AM
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shadowsword87 posted...
Prove it.

maybe in april hon ;)
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DANTE20XX
09/19/21 11:00:53 AM
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This is an odd alt gimmick.

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BUMPED2002
09/19/21 12:04:05 PM
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Notschmendrake posted...
We have paid in exactly $0 this year, and are currently on track to get almost a 5 figure return purely from deductions and credits. I might get a garden put in the backyard next summer.

Free money from the US taxpayers (aka suckers) baybayyyyyy
Hmm well, let this marinate a moment. In 2018, former Microsoft CEO and current LA Clipper owners Steve Ballmer reported income of $656M dollars and paid a whopping $78M in taxes a meager 12% tax rate. I'm not good at math but something tells me if you made $600M dollars, you should have paid more than $78M in taxes but maybe it's me. But I guess that's better than $200M in taxes had he been taxed at 38%.

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Blighboy
09/19/21 12:13:11 PM
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DANTE20XX posted...
This is an odd alt gimmick.
Schmen has always been really desperate to prove he's not poor despite being obviously classless.

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I have no idea whether or not he's a racist, but apparently there are recordings of him using racial slurs so it's a distinct possibility.
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