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Kitt
09/19/21 8:56:13 AM
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And just a good movie in general.

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MorbidFaithless
09/19/21 10:18:06 AM
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Imagine if your nickname was Big Dick (name)

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au_gold
09/19/21 10:18:41 AM
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Except Showgirls was a masterpiece.

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Cheater87
09/19/21 10:26:54 AM
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Was Showgirls NC17 because it had women and Magic Mike was R because of men?

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VipaGTS
09/19/21 10:28:41 AM
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Cheater87 posted...
Was Showgirls NC17 because it had women and Magic Mike was R because of men?
Showgirls was NC17 because it had Vagina and Magic Mike was R because it didn't have Penis.

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Kingbuffet
09/19/21 10:40:18 AM
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Agreed also Magic Mike XL is one the sequels where sequel is better than the first movie, not many movies can accomplish that and even crazier considering they lose two important characters
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Kitt
09/19/21 10:42:43 AM
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au_gold posted...
Except Showgirls was a masterpiece.
Nah.

Kingbuffet posted...
Agreed also Magic Mike XL is one the sequels where sequel is better than the first movie, not many movies can accomplish that and even crazier considering they lose two important characters
Woah. Slowdown. I have to sit on that one.

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PrettyBoyFloyd
09/19/21 11:11:53 AM
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DJ Magic Mike had a movie?


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HylianFox
09/19/21 11:51:01 AM
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VipaGTS posted...
Magic Mike was R because it didn't have Penis.

Now now, there is a brief shot of one of the guys using a pump.

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Tequilawhatitdo
09/19/21 12:00:21 PM
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Magic Mike and Magic Mike XXL are legit good movies. I danced for a few months back in 2009 (met my wife doing that) and the characters are extremely accurate.

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Kitt
09/19/21 12:03:24 PM
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Tequilawhatitdo posted...
Magic Mike and Magic Mike XXL are legit good movies. I danced for a few months back in 2009 (met my wife doing that) and the characters are extremely accurate.
Tell me more

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HylianFox
09/19/21 12:06:46 PM
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Kitt posted...
Tell me more
https://i.imgur.com/6HrMVKy.gif

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masticatingman
09/19/21 12:09:58 PM
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Showgirls had some interesting scenes but yeah, that wasnt it.

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Mistere Man
09/19/21 12:19:47 PM
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This part was funny imo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1W_U1GksuCs

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HylianFox
09/19/21 12:25:35 PM
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ugh, Joe Manganiello can get it





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Tequilawhatitdo
09/19/21 12:27:09 PM
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Kitt posted...
Tell me more

Sure thing. NYE 2008 my buddy and I were getting drunk and he dared me to try out because he worked at a gym with one of the dancers. He called him up said he had a friend who wanted to try out and the dancer replied with, a friend of yours is a friend of mine. We need white boys. He can come in and try out next Saturday.

So I did. The tryout was before they opened and I had to dance to 3 random songs on stage with only the guys there to judge me. Hell yes hes starting tonight! I didnt have any gear so I started the following Saturday. It was a wild experience (we were only open Saturdays). Im a short dude - 54 - and I was skinnier back then, spiky hair and no facial hair with some tattoos. Stage name was Tequila but sometimes I would do a Harry Potter routine that was a fan favorite.

I my wife March that year and stopped in May. It was a blast and thats why Im never bothered if people say women dont go after short guys. It was wild and I loved it. The story between The Kid and Mike was similar to the story between an experienced dancer there and me. Also Kevin Nashs character was similar to an older dude there named Cowboy.

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Kitt
09/19/21 12:28:25 PM
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HylianFox posted...
ugh, Joe Manganiello can get it



https://youtu.be/SdR8MOOhdG4

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HylianFox
09/19/21 12:55:50 PM
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Forgive me, but I just had to bang out some gifs of that video...
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Kitt
09/19/21 1:20:50 PM
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Tequilawhatitdo posted...
Sure thing. NYE 2008 my buddy and I were getting drunk and he dared me to try out because he worked at a gym with one of the dancers. He called him up said he had a friend who wanted to try out and the dancer replied with, a friend of yours is a friend of mine. We need white boys. He can come in and try out next Saturday.

So I did. The tryout was before they opened and I had to dance to 3 random songs on stage with only the guys there to judge me. Hell yes hes starting tonight! I didnt have any gear so I started the following Saturday. It was a wild experience (we were only open Saturdays). Im a short dude - 54 - and I was skinnier back then, spiky hair and no facial hair with some tattoos. Stage name was Tequila but sometimes I would do a Harry Potter routine that was a fan favorite.

I my wife March that year and stopped in May. It was a blast and thats why Im never bothered if people say women dont go after short guys. It was wild and I loved it. The story between The Kid and Mike was similar to the story between an experienced dancer there and me. Also Kevin Nashs character was similar to an older dude there named Cowboy.
I'm not sure why, but a behind the scenes look on what life is like for strippers is always something that kind of fascinated me. There's a very interesting aspect about that world.

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Tequilawhatitdo
09/19/21 1:45:43 PM
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Kitt posted...
I'm not sure why, but a behind the scenes look on what life is like for strippers is always something that kind of fascinated me. There's a very interesting aspect about that world.

being a part of it and reminiscing is still fascinating to me. None of us were rivals, though. We all got along and helped each other out. However, it there was a traveling show that it was town that Saturday night? Oh there was a rivalry TRUST me.

we also had a female strip club next door (same building) so sometimes they would come over and watch the show.

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Tequilawhatitdo
09/19/21 1:46:12 PM
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Also I am stoked that you liked Magic Mike.

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HylianFox
09/19/21 1:47:59 PM
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all this talk of being a stripper and still no pics?

anyway, if I were hotter and more charismatic I would totally love to be a stripper
as long as you keep away from drugs and STDs it seems like a blast. I wouldn't even care about the money

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Kitt
09/19/21 1:52:27 PM
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Tequilawhatitdo posted...
Also I am stoked that you liked Magic Mike.
It was one of the first R rated movies I got to see in theaters without needing an adult (I went with friends, of course) because I was 17 that year. It kind of have a special place in my heart.

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DeadBankerDream
09/19/21 1:53:30 PM
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I did really like Magic Mike. It was a good movie.

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Tequilawhatitdo
09/19/21 1:54:35 PM
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HylianFox posted...
all this talk of being a stripper and still no pics?

anyway, if I were hotter and more charismatic I would totally love to be a stripper
as long as you keep away from drugs and STDs it seems like a blast. I wouldn't even care about the money

Man alive I wish I could find some of me from back then.

Looks dont matter that much - confidence and being entertaining are the most important things. I never even drank before I got on stage. I was sober the entire time. Its tough to stay away from women until you realize when you first sleep with a customer, you wont see any money from them ever again. Its true! Honestly, if there are any local spots I would encourage you to try out. I still have confidence from 12+ years ago.


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HylianFox
09/19/21 1:59:30 PM
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Tequilawhatitdo posted...
Looks dont matter that much - confidence and being entertaining are the most important things.

At the very least I'd have to drop a few pounds and have some moles removed.
>_>

Being able to get a decent tan would be nice, too.

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