Current Events > Donald Trump or a dirty rambling tramp, you can only save one.

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You're walking along one day when you see that tramp who drinks/smokes all day and mutters incoherantly when you walk past. You also see former US President Donald Trump strutting along.

When suddenly a big black British tanker truck swerves out of control, spins, knocks both men down and crashes into a wall. As it crashes the tanker is pierced and Oil spurts everywhere. Creating a huge puddle on the groud and covering both men from head to toe in black goo.

Both men are winded but okay. Squriming around on the ground, coated in oil.

When before you could spell your name you see the truck driver leap out of the truck and run away screaming, pelting down the street at incredible speeds. And you can see why he's doing that and why he crashed! The engine is on fire! And it's spreading fast!

It's about to ignite the oil and when it does it will set both men alight in a giant fireball. Surely burning them to death.



You easily have enough time to grab one of them and drag them out of the way to safety, saving their life. But not both. That's impossible, they're too far away from each other and no one else is around.

You have to act fast!

What do you do?
Who do you save?

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Guess.

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Why does the poll say Donald Trump twice, am I right??

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AldousIsDead posted...

Guess.

Don't need to since one option has 0 votes so far

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The homeless guy contributes more to society.

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UnfairRepresent posted...

Don't need to since one option has 0 votes so far

Lucky guess.

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I'd save the hobo based solely on that Trump photo, honestly.

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Hobo might give me dick if I save him and get him a bath

So two dirty rambling tramps?

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Kanaya413 posted...

Hobo might give me dick if I save him and get him a bath

wat

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I probably have a rapport with the tramp if I walk past them enough to know them. But I'd toss the match after.
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you immediately start saving lives if dont pick Trump so.

if Trump pays, then him

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You missed a good opportunity to make the poll options "The Trump" and "The tramp".

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I know the hobo isn't going to try and overthrow the government later so him.

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VitalGetPrank posted...

I know the hobo isn't going to try and overthrow the government later so him.

I dunno may.

Succeed? no

try? maybe

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I save the very best person, the best. People always talk to me about my saving skills -- they're superlative! -- and they know what I know: my ability to save is fantastic. You can ask anyone, from your brother to a random grandma on the street, and they'll talk up my saving, yessiree. So the answer to your very good question, your smart question, is that my life-saving abilities are going to be put in play and there's nothing anyone can do to stop me. Let's go save a life!

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Gotta save my hero Trump

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I save trump, now don't burn me at the stake I have soem stupid reasoning for this. See if I save him it keeps him from being a martyr and he will owe me for saving his life. The latter won't amount to anything cause he never pays his tab but...the other thing is, if trump supporters found out I didn't save their messiah they will burn me at stake. So while I much rather save the homeless guy too much stuff can happen if trump is allowed to die.

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is he really a martyr if he dies in a freak gasoline fight accident?

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thekosmicfool part 2 posted...

is he really a martyr if he dies in a freak gasoline fight accident?

They could always claim it was an assassination attempt :<

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they're the same picture
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