Current Events > CE, I need to explain what I saw transpire in the gym toilet today.

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pinky0926 09/14/21 4:54:20 PM #1:	Although I expect most of you are men certainly some of you are not, so I'll preface this explanation of what I witnessed with some urinal ground rules. First of all, you should always leave a gap between urinals. This rule predates coronavirus by an untold amount of time. Possibly millennia. When were urinals invented? The rule started then. If things are super busy (say, a nightclub, or a festival, or just a really super busy bar) then this rule can be bent, however you need to be sufficiently modest in how you approach it. Everyone has to take up as little space as possible. You just stare straight ahead. You poke your dick out of its pee pee hole. You can undo your pants but you just sort of hold them there and guide your pee pee with your hands. Women may find it odd to imagine peeing with your pants still completely up but men find it odd to remove clothing to pee any more than strictly necessary. Some men like to chat a bit at the urinal. Most don't. The chat should be very impersonal and funny, like you're both just having a giggle at the ridiculousness of two men being this close to each other with their dicks hanging out. Such is the absolute state of masculinity. These are the rules. None of this however has anything to do with what I witnessed today in the male gym toilet. This bathroom has two very cramped urinals. Even two small men who feel the proximity too close for comfort. And this is a gym, right? There's lots of big guys at the gym. I've honestly never seen any two people use those urinals at once. Today though, there was one relatively large bodybuilder in urinal 1, and in urinal 2 was this large, bald and hairy man. You know what?...I actually can't really explain it adequately. I had to draw you a picture of how this man was peeing. It was bad enough that he was even there, but the way he was standing. The utter state of him. This fucking guy was just hugging the wall with his pants around his fucking ankles taking a piss. His bare ass was proudly unfettered. He had no shirt on. He was essentially completely nude. The blue in the picture indicates where his shorts were. When I say hugging the wall, please understand. It wasn't just that he put one hand above his head, or two hands against the wall. He had full finger to elbow contact to the wall with BOTH arms. He was glued to the wall. His dick had to be smooshed against the porcelain. I turned around immediately and got the hell out of there and went for my workout, and maybe the fear of it is what helped me set some PBs today but jesus fuck what was that? --- CE's Resident Scotsman. https://imgur.com/ILz2ZbV <cite>pinky0926 posted [p:958054356] in CE, I need... [t:79661584]...</cite> <quote>Although I expect most of you are men certainly some of you are not, so I'll preface this explanation of what I witnessed with some urinal ground rules. First of all, you should always leave a gap between urinals. This rule predates coronavirus by an untold amount of time. Possibly millennia. When were urinals invented? The rule started then. If things are super busy (say, a nightclub, or a festival, or just a really super busy bar) then this rule can be bent, however you need to be sufficiently modest in how you approach it. Everyone has to take up as little space as possible. You just stare straight ahead. You poke your dick out of its pee pee hole. You can undo your pants but you just sort of hold them there and guide your pee pee with your hands. Women may find it odd to imagine peeing with your pants still completely up but men find it odd to remove clothing to pee any more than strictly necessary. Some men like to chat a bit at the urinal. Most don't. The chat should be very impersonal and funny, like you're both just having a giggle at the ridiculousness of two men being this close to each other with their dicks hanging out. Such is the absolute state of masculinity. These are the rules. None of this however has anything to do with what I witnessed today in the male gym toilet. This bathroom has two very cramped urinals. Even two small men who feel the proximity too close for comfort. And this is a gym, right? There's lots of big guys at the gym. I've honestly never seen any two people use those urinals at once. Today though, there was one relatively large bodybuilder in urinal 1, and in urinal 2 was this large, bald and hairy man. You know what?...I actually can't really explain it adequately. I had to draw you a picture of how this man was peeing. It was bad enough that he was even there, but the way he was standing. The utter state of him. This fucking guy was just hugging the wall with his pants around his fucking ankles taking a piss. His bare ass was proudly unfettered. He had no shirt on. He was essentially completely nude. The blue in the picture indicates where his shorts were. When I say hugging the wall, please understand. It wasn't just that he put one hand above his head, or two hands against the wall. He had full finger to elbow contact to the wall with BOTH arms. He was glued to the wall. His dick had to be smooshed against the porcelain. I turned around immediately and got the hell out of there and went for my workout, and maybe the fear of it is what helped me set some PBs today but jesus fuck what was that? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
King Rial 09/14/21 4:58:17 PM #2:	Having the piss to end all pisses. --- I use Google... A lot.... >______> <cite>King Rial posted [p:958054475] in CE, I need... [t:79661584]...</cite> <quote>Having the piss to end all pisses. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Neoconkers 09/14/21 5:00:42 PM #4:	that's the pose of a man who is pissing out pure tequila --- Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq. Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil <cite>Neoconkers posted [p:958054553] in CE, I need... [t:79661584]...</cite> <quote>that's the pose of a man who is pissing out pure tequila </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mearcstapa 09/14/21 5:05:22 PM #6:	lol that drawing --- after years of waiting nothing came <cite>Mearcstapa posted [p:958054725] in CE, I need... [t:79661584]...</cite> <quote>lol that drawing </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PokemonExpert44 09/14/21 5:06:04 PM #7:	Lol he was wasted --- I just might 6-0 you in Pokemon. Watch out for my awesome teams. <cite>PokemonExpert44 posted [p:958054744] in CE, I need... [t:79661584]...</cite> <quote>Lol he was wasted </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 09/14/21 5:07:17 PM #8:	Neoconkers posted... that's the pose of a man who is pissing out pure tequila He is literally etching the urinal with the stream. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/M8h2ATe https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:958054794] in CE, I need... [t:79661584]...</cite> <quote>Neoconkers posted... </cite> <quote>that's the pose of a man who is pissing out pure tequila</quote>He is literally etching the urinal with the stream. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkprince45 09/14/21 5:09:28 PM #9:	The picture really did it for me tbh --- https://s6.gifyu.com/images/FAA2F70E-9A97-44BC-A273-317FBB843AE2.gif <cite>darkprince45 posted [p:958054869] in CE, I need... [t:79661584]...</cite> <quote>The picture really did it for me tbh </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlCalavicci 09/14/21 5:09:48 PM #10:	probably licking the wall how else are you going to lick the wall? --- http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111123223446/simpsons/images/9/99/K.png I didn't even give you my coat! <cite>AlCalavicci posted [p:958054882] in CE, I need... [t:79661584]...</cite> <quote>probably licking the wall how else are you going to lick the wall? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Clutch 09/14/21 5:10:02 PM #11:	Mearcstapa posted... lol that drawing Im dead --- "The historian looks backward; eventually he also believes backward" - F.N. <cite>Clutch posted [p:958054892] in CE, I need... [t:79661584]...</cite> <quote>Mearcstapa posted... </cite> <quote>lol that drawing</quote> Im dead </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 09/14/21 5:15:18 PM #12:	Urinals were invented in the year 69 by a man named Richard "Dick" Johnson. He named the invention after his penis, which he called "Urinal" for reasons that he never specified. It was reported to be 11.11 inches long. --- I do not receive notifications, so using the @ feature will not do anything. I might see your post and respond though if I have already been in the topic. <cite>Machete posted [p:958055074] in CE, I need... [t:79661584]...</cite> <quote>Urinals were invented in the year 69 by a man named Richard "Dick" Johnson. He named the invention after his penis, which he called "Urinal" for reasons that he never specified. It was reported to be 11.11 inches long.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThyCorndog 09/14/21 5:17:46 PM #13:	Clutch posted... Im dead --- https://imgur.com/6cPXvLN https://imgur.com/hVC4i6j <cite>ThyCorndog posted [p:958055145] in CE, I need... [t:79661584]...</cite> <quote>Clutch posted... </cite> <quote>Im dead</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Angel_ 09/14/21 5:18:41 PM #14:	Why you draw that man's ass like he should have been in the Anaconda video tho --- post Edit: copy my sig <cite>_Angel_ posted [p:958055184] in CE, I need... [t:79661584]...</cite> <quote>Why you draw that man's ass like he should have been in the Anaconda video tho </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Veggeta_MAX 09/14/21 5:21:30 PM #15:	oi guvna ye 'avin a piss in the loo --- I'm Veggeta X's alt <cite>Veggeta_MAX posted [p:958055267] in CE, I need... [t:79661584]...</cite> <quote>oi guvna ye 'avin a piss in the loo </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giant_Aspirin 09/14/21 5:28:35 PM #16:	that pic in the OP tho, lmfao --- Playing: Yakuza 5 Remaster I hope something good happens to you today <cite>Giant_Aspirin posted [p:958055489] in CE, I need... [t:79661584]...</cite> <quote>that pic in the OP tho, lmfao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 09/14/21 5:30:28 PM #17:	Let's take bets on how b7 TC is going to get for that picture. Also @RedJackson you need to see this. --- And God said, Let there be Trumble: and there was Trumble. <cite>Trumble posted [p:958055552] in CE, I need... [t:79661584]...</cite> <quote>Let's take bets on how b7 TC is going to get for that picture. Also @RedJackson you need to see this. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Veggeta_MAX 09/14/21 5:38:36 PM #18:	He's not gonna get a b7 --- I'm Veggeta X's alt <cite>Veggeta_MAX posted [p:958055816] in CE, I need... [t:79661584]...</cite> <quote>He's not gonna get a b7 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masticatingman 09/14/21 5:42:38 PM #19:	If you see super questionable shit in a gym locker room, probably has to do with some gay cruising. --- To/fro from-towards <cite>masticatingman posted [p:958055949] in CE, I need... [t:79661584]...</cite> <quote>If you see super questionable shit in a gym locker room, probably has to do with some gay cruising. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kanaya413 09/14/21 5:55:14 PM #20:	Some men like to chat a bit at the urinal. Most don't. The chat should be very impersonal and funny, like you're both just having a giggle at the ridiculousness of two men being this close to each other with their dicks hanging out. Such is the absolute state of masculinity. kinda hot ngl mostly because of their dicks being out Im not really into piss <cite>Kanaya413 posted [p:958056382] in CE, I need... [t:79661584]...</cite> <quote><quote>Some men like to chat a bit at the urinal. Most don't. The chat should be very impersonal and funny, like you're both just having a giggle at the ridiculousness of two men being this close to each other with their dicks hanging out. Such is the absolute state of masculinity. </quote> kinda hot ngl mostly because of their dicks being out Im not really into piss </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kanaya413 09/14/21 5:56:18 PM #21:	darkprince45 posted... The picture really did it for me tbh <cite>Kanaya413 posted [p:958056427] in CE, I need... [t:79661584]...</cite> <quote>darkprince45 posted... </cite> <quote>The picture really did it for me tbh</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 09/14/21 5:57:22 PM #22:	I'm so glad you made that picture lol --- https://imgur.com/nlaY1qH https://imgur.com/zHJ1OCo https://imgur.com/btBPP4E https://imgur.com/1B3bMHw https://imgur.com/2aof3ao <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:958056461] in CE, I need... [t:79661584]...</cite> <quote>I'm so glad you made that picture lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 09/14/21 6:52:47 PM #23:	Okay, so if this is fine... we can assume blackmanass.jpg is fine again too, then? Asking for a friend~~'s ass~~. --- And God said, Let there be Trumble: and there was Trumble. <cite>Trumble posted [p:958058217] in CE, I need... [t:79661584]...</cite> <quote>Okay, so if this is fine... we can assume blackmanass.jpg is fine again too, then? Asking for a friend's ass. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RedJackson 09/14/21 7:14:28 PM #24:	Trumble posted... Let's take bets on how b7 TC is going to get for that picture. Also @RedJackson you need to see this. pinky0926 posted... When I say hugging the wall, please understand. It wasn't just that he put one hand above his head, or two hands against the wall. He had full finger to elbow contact to the wall with BOTH arms. He was glued to the wall. His dick had to be smooshed against the porcelain. Bruh lmfao Ive seen the one hand pressed against the wall but this is just next level also: Unzips --- https://imgur.com/ibuqBTh - https://imgur.com/L5vXdS5 https://imgur.com/bve6U7T - <cite>RedJackson posted [p:958058823] in CE, I need... [t:79661584]...</cite> <quote>Trumble posted... </cite> <quote>Let's take bets on how b7 TC is going to get for that picture. Also @RedJackson you need to see this.</quote> pinky0926 posted... </cite> <quote>When I say hugging the wall, please understand. It wasn't just that he put one hand above his head, or two hands against the wall. He had full finger to elbow contact to the wall with BOTH arms. He was glued to the wall. His dick had to be smooshed against the porcelain.</quote> Bruh lmfao Ive seen the one hand pressed against the wall but this is just next level also: Unzips </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RedJackson 09/14/21 7:15:46 PM #25:	Trumble posted... Okay, so if this is fine... we can assume blackmanass.jpg is fine again too, then? Asking for a friend~~'s ass~~. Can a modass.jpg answer this question? Its actually important --- https://imgur.com/ibuqBTh - https://imgur.com/L5vXdS5 https://imgur.com/bve6U7T - <cite>RedJackson posted [p:958058865] in CE, I need... [t:79661584]...</cite> <quote>Trumble posted... </cite> <quote>Okay, so if this is fine... we can assume blackmanass.jpg is fine again too, then? Asking for a friend's ass.</quote> Can a modass.jpg answer this question? Its actually important </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kanaya413 09/14/21 7:17:04 PM #26:	Trumble posted... Okay, so if this is fine... we can assume blackmanass.jpg is fine again too, then? Asking for a friend~~'s ass~~. Post it and find out <cite>Kanaya413 posted [p:958058899] in CE, I need... [t:79661584]...</cite> <quote>Trumble posted... </cite> <quote>Okay, so if this is fine... we can assume blackmanass.jpg is fine again too, then? Asking for a friend's ass.</quote>Post it and find out </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FF_Redux 09/14/21 7:28:04 PM #28:	StickManAss --- https://imgur.com/hRsG4 https://i.imgtc.com/zZQ38Hb.jpg https://imgur.com/Z4cir https://imgur.com/qEyGS https://imgur.com/37KDT <cite>FF_Redux posted [p:958059239] in CE, I need... [t:79661584]...</cite> <quote>StickManAss </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 09/14/21 7:30:40 PM #29:	From now on every story you tell needs to have a drawing of the incident that took place. --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 <cite>Strider102 posted [p:958059326] in CE, I need... [t:79661584]...</cite> <quote>From now on every story you tell needs to have a drawing of the incident that took place. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Quorthon109 09/14/21 7:32:27 PM #30:	NeonOctopus posted... I'm so glad you made that picture lol --- https://imgur.com/Kjo08 <cite>Quorthon109 posted [p:958059375] in CE, I need... [t:79661584]...</cite> <quote>NeonOctopus posted... </cite> <quote>I'm so glad you made that picture lol</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pinky0926 09/14/21 7:46:08 PM #31:	I'm just bothered that I'll never really understand this. Maybe I should have waited around to see what would have happened next. Maybe there was some rational explanation for this outrageous behaviour? How do I get to a point in my life where I can just do that and feel no shame? Is that the peak? --- CE's Resident Scotsman. https://imgur.com/ILz2ZbV <cite>pinky0926 posted [p:958059737] in CE, I need... [t:79661584]...</cite> <quote>I'm just bothered that I'll never really understand this. Maybe I should have waited around to see what would have happened next. Maybe there was some rational explanation for this outrageous behaviour? How do I get to a point in my life where I can just do that and feel no shame? Is that the peak? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pinky0926 09/15/21 6:14:20 AM #32:	There's also day time CE and I need to spread this story around --- CE's Resident Scotsman. https://imgur.com/ILz2ZbV <cite>pinky0926 posted [p:958072320] in CE, I need... [t:79661584]...</cite> <quote>There's also day time CE and I need to spread this story around </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shablagoo 09/15/21 6:22:42 AM #33:	Veggeta_MAX posted... oi guvna ye 'avin a piss in the loo Yes TC you should know my first thought upon reading the topic title was that you saw something occur inside of a literal toilet bowl. >_> --- "If you wanna grow your business you need to exploit more." ~Austin_Era_II "Out of those two? Racist for me... easily." ~Vicious_Dios <cite>Shablagoo posted [p:958072429] in CE, I need... [t:79661584]...</cite> <quote>Veggeta_MAX posted... </cite> <quote>oi guvna ye 'avin a piss in the loo</quote> Yes TC you should know my first thought upon reading the topic title was that you saw something occur inside of a literal toilet bowl. >_> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
shnangyboos 09/15/21 6:26:08 AM #34:	--- How's my posting? Call http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/182361-human-resource-machine for any comments or concerns. <cite>shnangyboos posted [p:958072458] in CE, I need... [t:79661584]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlingBling22947 09/15/21 7:19:30 AM #35:	lmao that's why you get a home gym if possible --- When was the last time you heard your boy Nas rhyme? Never on schedule but always on time <cite>BlingBling22947 posted [p:958073095] in CE, I need... [t:79661584]...</cite> <quote>lmao that's why you get a home gym if possible </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KiwiTerraRizing 09/15/21 7:22:55 AM #36:	Look at the ass on that guy --- Trucking Legend Don Schneider! <cite>KiwiTerraRizing posted [p:958073148] in CE, I need... [t:79661584]...</cite> <quote>Look at the ass on that guy </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DavidZ2844 09/15/21 7:37:34 AM #37:	Can you explain how the bodybuilder guy in urinal 1 was participating in all this? He just allowed this to happen so close to him? What was his reaction? <cite>DavidZ2844 posted [p:958073390] in CE, I need... [t:79661584]...</cite> <quote>Can you explain how the bodybuilder guy in urinal 1 was participating in all this? He just allowed this to happen so close to him? What was his reaction? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pinky0926 09/15/21 7:39:43 AM #38:	DavidZ2844 posted... Can you explain how the bodybuilder guy in urinal 1 was participating in all this? He just allowed this to happen so close to him? What was his reaction? He was doing pretty much the only thing he could do which was continue to pee but I have to say his body language was very passive. I felt like I was witnissing some kind of violation but I'm not entirely sure of what, or who... --- CE's Resident Scotsman. https://imgur.com/ILz2ZbV <cite>pinky0926 posted [p:958073425] in CE, I need... [t:79661584]...</cite> <quote>DavidZ2844 posted... </cite> <quote>Can you explain how the bodybuilder guy in urinal 1 was participating in all this? He just allowed this to happen so close to him? What was his reaction?</quote> He was doing pretty much the only thing he could do which was continue to pee but I have to say his body language was very passive. I felt like I was witnissing some kind of violation but I'm not entirely sure of what, or who... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ROOTFayth 09/15/21 7:41:21 AM #39:	hahahahahaha A+ <cite>ROOTFayth posted [p:958073449] in CE, I need... [t:79661584]...</cite> <quote>hahahahahaha A+ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FightingJester 09/15/21 7:52:38 AM #40:	If I ever see someone with their pants or shorts down around their feet... im pissing on it. --- Perhaps the world is not made. Perhaps nothing is made. A clock without a craftsman. It's too late. Always has been. Always will be. Too late <cite>FightingJester posted [p:958073626] in CE, I need... [t:79661584]...</cite> <quote>If I ever see someone with their pants or shorts down around their feet... im pissing on it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JScriv 09/15/21 8:15:12 AM #41:	NeonOctopus posted... I'm so glad you made that picture lol --- Stretch the bones over my skin, stretch the skin over my head I'm going to the holy land <cite>JScriv posted [p:958073987] in CE, I need... [t:79661584]...</cite> <quote> NeonOctopus posted... </cite> <quote>I'm so glad you made that picture lol</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 09/15/21 2:19:28 PM #42:	Alright, so we have two bare asses posted in this topic so far... does any mod want to explain how this is fine but blackmanass.jpg, which also shows just an ass (no hole, no wang, and unlike the first one in this topic, no piss), is not? --- And God said, Let there be Trumble: and there was Trumble. <cite>Trumble posted [p:958083496] in CE, I need... [t:79661584]...</cite> <quote>Alright, so we have two bare asses posted in this topic so far... does any mod want to explain how this is fine but blackmanass.jpg, which also shows just an ass (no hole, no wang, and unlike the first one in this topic, no piss), is not? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > CE, I need to explain what I saw transpire in the gym toilet today. (+) Yeah! (+)

Current Events > CE, I need to explain what I saw transpire in the gym toilet today.