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Crescente 09/13/21 5:55:56 PM #1:	Probably 4 meters when I was in a forest during a hike. I didn't wank it for a while, so....>.> It was like a firehose lol <cite>Crescente posted [p:958021656] in Longest di... [t:79659957]...</cite> <quote>Probably 4 meters when I was in a forest during a hike. I didn't wank it for a while, so....>.> It was like a firehose lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FurryPhilosifer 09/13/21 5:57:33 PM #2:	mods please --- Ghosts are cool. <cite>FurryPhilosifer posted [p:958021705] in Longest di... [t:79659957]...</cite> <quote>mods please </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dj1200 09/13/21 5:57:33 PM #3:	4 meters holy shit. Mine is like less than a foot --- "It was so ridiculous and I have so many feelings about it." -Virtual Energies <cite>dj1200 posted [p:958021706] in Longest di... [t:79659957]...</cite> <quote>4 meters holy shit. Mine is like less than a foot </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 09/13/21 5:57:42 PM #4:	I've never shot it very far. Always catch it in something disposable so there's no cleanup beyond washing my hands. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:958021710] in Longest di... [t:79659957]...</cite> <quote>I've never shot it very far. Always catch it in something disposable so there's no cleanup beyond washing my hands. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJ2GrimReaper 09/13/21 5:58:37 PM #5:	the random forest animal seeing tc deed in the bushes: --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. https://imgur.com/YzjFA85 https://imgur.com/CqukfNH <cite>SSJ2GrimReaper posted [p:958021733] in Longest di... [t:79659957]...</cite> <quote>the random forest animal seeing tc deed in the bushes: </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordMarshal 09/13/21 5:59:41 PM #6:	FurryPhilosifer posted... mods please --- There can be only one. <cite>LordMarshal posted [p:958021771] in Longest di... [t:79659957]...</cite> <quote>FurryPhilosifer posted... </cite> <quote>mods please</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crescente 09/13/21 6:01:29 PM #7:	SSJ2GrimReaper posted... the random forest animal seeing tc deed in the bushes: Lool <cite>Crescente posted [p:958021840] in Longest di... [t:79659957]...</cite> <quote>SSJ2GrimReaper posted... </cite> <quote>the random forest animal seeing tc deed in the bushes: </quote> Lool </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 09/13/21 6:05:21 PM #8:	You know, one of my favorite doujins is titled "My Boyfriend's Ejaculation Flies 4 Meters" It wasn't about some hiker in a forest though --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:958021966] in Longest di... [t:79659957]...</cite> <quote>You know, one of my favorite doujins is titled "My Boyfriend's Ejaculation Flies 4 Meters" It wasn't about some hiker in a forest though </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Christian RULES 09/13/21 6:05:52 PM #9:	If I do it after a week without doing it, and point it at the direction of (csc(x)^2)/(sin(x)tan(2x)), I can get at least 2 feet trajectory. --- RIP Man Fan - Nine Years Strong - https://youtu.be/O8swXwLlgAI TRUMP 2024EVER - Promises Made! Promises Kept! #MAGA <cite>Christian RULES posted [p:958021978] in Longest di... [t:79659957]...</cite> <quote>If I do it after a week without doing it, and point it at the direction of (csc(x)^2)/(sin(x)tan(2x)), I can get at least 2 feet trajectory. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dj1200 09/13/21 6:07:22 PM #10:	wait, you were on a hike and pulled it out and fapped? --- "It was so ridiculous and I have so many feelings about it." -Virtual Energies <cite>dj1200 posted [p:958022026] in Longest di... [t:79659957]...</cite> <quote>wait, you were on a hike and pulled it out and fapped? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sabrestorm 09/13/21 6:10:51 PM #11:	A few inches --- The Truth is the Truth <cite>sabrestorm posted [p:958022119] in Longest di... [t:79659957]...</cite> <quote>A few inches </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bigtiggie23 09/13/21 6:12:05 PM #12:	I've hit the ceiling from my recliner before. --- Seeing people get defeated by a paper towel dispenser will always be hilarious. <cite>bigtiggie23 posted [p:958022156] in Longest di... [t:79659957]...</cite> <quote>I've hit the ceiling from my recliner before.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AldousIsDead 09/13/21 6:12:25 PM #13:	dj1200 posted... wait, you were on a hike and pulled it out and fapped? Are people here too young to remember bush porn? --- In simplicity, utility. Through utility, simplicity. <cite>AldousIsDead posted [p:958022172] in Longest di... [t:79659957]...</cite> <quote>dj1200 posted... </cite> <quote>wait, you were on a hike and pulled it out and fapped?</quote>Are people here too young to remember bush porn? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crescente 09/13/21 6:19:44 PM #14:	dj1200 posted... wait, you were on a hike and pulled it out and fapped? When I used to live with my parents as a youngster, there was a big forest near our house. It's a great place to hike and get some exercise. One day I realized...it's a pretty secluded forest and no one ever goes there, so I went into the bushes, and being the horny person that I was....:D Boom! Headshot. <cite>Crescente posted [p:958022388] in Longest di... [t:79659957]...</cite> <quote>dj1200 posted... </cite> <quote>wait, you were on a hike and pulled it out and fapped?</quote> When I used to live with my parents as a youngster, there was a big forest near our house. It's a great place to hike and get some exercise. One day I realized...it's a pretty secluded forest and no one ever goes there, so I went into the bushes, and being the horny person that I was....:D Boom! Headshot. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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