Current Events > Drinking Topic 78 - Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind

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Stewman_Magoo 09/14/21 7:39:31 PM #153:	Smackems posted... These two need to get a room lol Holy NSFW! --- PSN Stewman_Magoo <cite>Stewman_Magoo posted [p:958059569] in Drinking T... [t:79659064]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite> <quote> These two need to get a room lol</quote> Holy NSFW! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 09/14/21 8:08:56 PM #154:	Bout time for them to rip and tear the house apart --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:958060359] in Drinking T... [t:79659064]...</cite> <quote>Bout time for them to rip and tear the house apart </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 09/14/21 8:37:55 PM #155:	Had to write a powershell script for something that has like a million files in it today. I'm not a script writer by any means and only had a little to go off of. Spent half of the day going in the wrong direction. Took all that shit out and added in one thing I had left out and.... BOOM got what I wanted. Actually not a bad feeling at all. So good mood drinking tonight. Might even watch a Norm Macdonald movie tonight. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEghu90QJH4 --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:958061281] in Drinking T... [t:79659064]...</cite> <quote>Had to write a powershell script for something that has like a million files in it today. I'm not a script writer by any means and only had a little to go off of. Spent half of the day going in the wrong direction. Took all that shit out and added in one thing I had left out and.... BOOM got what I wanted. Actually not a bad feeling at all. So good mood drinking tonight. Might even watch a Norm Macdonald movie tonight. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEghu90QJH4 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 09/15/21 2:18:19 AM #156:	These little bastards are strong as shit Now make me sleep dammit --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:958069767] in Drinking T... [t:79659064]...</cite> <quote>These little bastards are strong as shit Now make me sleep dammit </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WaterLink 09/15/21 2:23:10 AM #157:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIltEUEm_Ew https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9BorH4UBt0 --- https://imgur.com/TFF3Nn8 Joe Burrow, the legend <cite>WaterLink posted [p:958069838] in Drinking T... [t:79659064]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIltEUEm_Ew https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9BorH4UBt0 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IfGodCouldDie 09/15/21 2:59:02 PM #158:	My Daughter: Oh, I know football. That's the game where the guy throws the ball and the other team has to knock him down. --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 Boop Trooper reporting for duty. <cite>IfGodCouldDie posted [p:958084717] in Drinking T... [t:79659064]...</cite> <quote>My Daughter: Oh, I know football. That's the game where the guy throws the ball and the other team has to knock him down. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 09/15/21 7:45:05 PM #159:	.....is that you, John Wayne? Is this me? --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:958093187] in Drinking T... [t:79659064]...</cite> <quote>.....is that you, John Wayne? Is this me? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CanuckCowboy 09/15/21 7:57:56 PM #160:	--- "Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze. <cite>CanuckCowboy posted [p:958093522] in Drinking T... [t:79659064]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CanuckCowboy 09/15/21 7:58:42 PM #161:	IfGodCouldDie posted... My Daughter: Oh, I know football. That's the game where the guy throws the ball and the other team has to knock him down. Kids are great at summing things up succinctly. --- "Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze. <cite>CanuckCowboy posted [p:958093541] in Drinking T... [t:79659064]...</cite> <quote>IfGodCouldDie posted... </cite> <quote>My Daughter: Oh, I know football. That's the game where the guy throws the ball and the other team has to knock him down.</quote> Kids are great at summing things up succinctly. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 09/15/21 7:58:55 PM #162:	I wanna pet that real bad --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:958093546] in Drinking T... [t:79659064]...</cite> <quote>I wanna pet that real bad </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pandamonic 09/15/21 8:02:43 PM #163:	Smackems posted... .....is that you, John Wayne? Is this me? https://youtu.be/3woEDTUbDYg --- ...it's a very rare incantation to be sure. Only used in lost ancient arts and magics such as wrestling... <cite>Pandamonic posted [p:958093680] in Drinking T... [t:79659064]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite> <quote>.....is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?</quote>https://youtu.be/3woEDTUbDYg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 09/15/21 8:07:37 PM #164:	Pandamonic posted... https://youtu.be/3woEDTUbDYg Lol damn --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:958093832] in Drinking T... [t:79659064]...</cite> <quote>Pandamonic posted... </cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/3woEDTUbDYg</quote>Lol damn </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 09/15/21 8:52:40 PM #165:	Donald Duck is a savage beast. Got all next week off. Had to get the fuck away from that place just because i'm getting burned out and then the other reason. Don't know what i'm gonna do yet but i'm probably gonna be drunk for a lot of it. --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:958095265] in Drinking T... [t:79659064]...</cite> <quote>Donald Duck is a savage beast. Got all next week off. Had to get the fuck away from that place just because i'm getting burned out and then the other reason. Don't know what i'm gonna do yet but i'm probably gonna be drunk for a lot of it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 09/15/21 8:58:32 PM #167:	Work in your place? Are you shittin me? I'd end up killing someone with a scratch on their arm somehow. --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:958095470] in Drinking T... [t:79659064]...</cite> <quote>Work in your place? Are you shittin me? I'd end up killing someone with a scratch on their arm somehow. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 09/15/21 10:16:59 PM #168:	Havin a few left over beers. Almost forgot the Giants had a short week and already got a game tomorrow that's going to be a disaster but as long as i'm drunk I can't feel the season coming to a close already... Oh yeah I was late as fuck to work today and I got another raise.... Now I make more than most people in the company now including my precccious little fiancee. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJRNt-ZVTEw --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:958097714] in Drinking T... [t:79659064]...</cite> <quote>Havin a few left over beers. Almost forgot the Giants had a short week and already got a game tomorrow that's going to be a disaster but as long as i'm drunk I can't feel the season coming to a close already... Oh yeah I was late as fuck to work today and I got another raise.... Now I make more than most people in the company now including my precccious little fiancee. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJRNt-ZVTEw </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 09/15/21 10:32:12 PM #169:	Oh yeah Johnny? Well today I... Uh.. did a bunch of squats --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:958098098] in Drinking T... [t:79659064]...</cite> <quote>Oh yeah Johnny? Well today I... Uh.. did a bunch of squats </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 09/15/21 10:35:46 PM #170:	Hey it wasn't all good. I got called into the office my fiancee/gf/ex(?) works to fix a computer and she was in there the whole time.... like 15-20 minutes of pure silence. Weird as fuck I tell ya but if she won't talk to me I won't talk to her. Already came across this pretty lady at this store on the way home. She works there and I feel like I should maybe start sweet talkin her a little. --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:958098185] in Drinking T... [t:79659064]...</cite> <quote>Hey it wasn't all good. I got called into the office my fiancee/gf/ex(?) works to fix a computer and she was in there the whole time.... like 15-20 minutes of pure silence. Weird as fuck I tell ya but if she won't talk to me I won't talk to her. Already came across this pretty lady at this store on the way home. She works there and I feel like I should maybe start sweet talkin her a little. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 09/15/21 10:37:12 PM #171:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... Hey it wasn't all good. I got called into the office my fiancee/gf/ex(?) works to fix a computer and she was in there the whole time.... like 15-20 minutes of pure silence. Weird as fuck I tell ya but if she won't talk to me I won't talk to her. Already came across this pretty lady at this store on the way home. She works there and I feel like I should maybe start sweet talkin her a little. Go for it man, I have faith in you. Not the Giants though. --- Above us lay the burdens, Below us lay the truths. We're somewhere in the middle, and we're all discontent too. Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:958098225] in Drinking T... [t:79659064]...</cite> <quote>Johnny_Nutcase posted... </cite> <quote>Hey it wasn't all good. I got called into the office my fiancee/gf/ex(?) works to fix a computer and she was in there the whole time.... like 15-20 minutes of pure silence. Weird as fuck I tell ya but if she won't talk to me I won't talk to her. Already came across this pretty lady at this store on the way home. She works there and I feel like I should maybe start sweet talkin her a little.</quote>Go for it man, I have faith in you. Not the Giants though. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 09/15/21 10:40:55 PM #173:	And they told me they said to me they says... "You ain't gonna amount to nothing sitting around playin video games and drinking all the time" "Ohhhh yeah? Hold my beer" --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:958098322] in Drinking T... [t:79659064]...</cite> <quote>And they told me they said to me they says... "You ain't gonna amount to nothing sitting around playin video games and drinking all the time" "Ohhhh yeah? Hold my beer" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pepys Monster 09/15/21 10:43:49 PM #174:	Im pissed, Bros. I just put $30K into Solana and it hasnt gone to $200 yet. When it does? Im $13K richer. --- Ryzen 3700X \| Evga GTX 1070 Ti \| 16GB DDR4 3200 \| Crucial MX500 2TB <cite>Pepys Monster posted [p:958098394] in Drinking T... [t:79659064]...</cite> <quote>Im pissed, Bros. I just put $30K into Solana and it hasnt gone to $200 yet. When it does? Im $13K richer. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 09/15/21 10:50:31 PM #175:	Just looked at it and it's tankin like a son of a bitch right now but they had some kinda network outage so once they're back up and get their affairs in order, you should get your $13k+ --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:958098587] in Drinking T... [t:79659064]...</cite> <quote>Just looked at it and it's tankin like a son of a bitch right now but they had some kinda network outage so once they're back up and get their affairs in order, you should get your $13k+ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlazinBlue88 09/15/21 10:51:56 PM #176:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... Oh yeah I was late as fuck to work today and I got another raise Congrats man. I'm waiting to hear about my promotion results next month. Boss recommended my promotion to the higher ups during year end reviews in July. Apparently the process takes until October to find out whether you got it or not. Ready for that senior title tacked on so I can find another job that'll offer me a 50% salary increase. Also I haven't drank anything in nearly a week. Our hvac busted in the house last Thursday and they probably won't get the part in to fix it until end of next week. Alcohol and heat do not mix together in my body at all so I'm taking a soberbatical. --- https://imgur.com/R15aJJ3 https://imgur.com/NJqp6LS <cite>BlazinBlue88 posted [p:958098628] in Drinking T... [t:79659064]...</cite> <quote>Johnny_Nutcase posted... </cite> <quote>Oh yeah I was late as fuck to work today and I got another raise</quote>Congrats man. I'm waiting to hear about my promotion results next month. Boss recommended my promotion to the higher ups during year end reviews in July. Apparently the process takes until October to find out whether you got it or not. Ready for that senior title tacked on so I can find another job that'll offer me a 50% salary increase. Also I haven't drank anything in nearly a week. Our hvac busted in the house last Thursday and they probably won't get the part in to fix it until end of next week. Alcohol and heat do not mix together in my body at all so I'm taking a soberbatical. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pepys Monster 09/15/21 10:52:15 PM #177:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... Just looked at it and it's tankin like a son of a bitch right now but they had some kinda network outage so once they're back up and get their affairs in order, you should get your $13k+ Hell yeah. Sometimes, you have to play the long game. --- Ryzen 3700X \| Evga GTX 1070 Ti \| 16GB DDR4 3200 \| Crucial MX500 2TB <cite>Pepys Monster posted [p:958098635] in Drinking T... [t:79659064]...</cite> <quote>Johnny_Nutcase posted... </cite> <quote>Just looked at it and it's tankin like a son of a bitch right now but they had some kinda network outage so once they're back up and get their affairs in order, you should get your $13k+</quote>Hell yeah. Sometimes, you have to play the long game. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 09/15/21 10:57:39 PM #178:	Yeah I know where the raise came from i've been going straight through since the pandemic started getting people set up at home and dealing software issue after software issue, people messaging me about shit while i'm at home drunk, calling me at 4am and now i'm just not so much burnt out I guess but I just need a week away from it all before I start working on this next step of cloud based operations. So that and the situation with the old battle axe just calls for a week away from it all. After tomorrow i'm a free bird until the 27th. Kinda came sudden too so I don't have any plans, I may just be lazy around the house and maybe do some home projects i've been wanting to do. Definitely drinkin though. --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:958098755] in Drinking T... [t:79659064]...</cite> <quote>Yeah I know where the raise came from i've been going straight through since the pandemic started getting people set up at home and dealing software issue after software issue, people messaging me about shit while i'm at home drunk, calling me at 4am and now i'm just not so much burnt out I guess but I just need a week away from it all before I start working on this next step of cloud based operations. So that and the situation with the old battle axe just calls for a week away from it all. After tomorrow i'm a free bird until the 27th. Kinda came sudden too so I don't have any plans, I may just be lazy around the house and maybe do some home projects i've been wanting to do. Definitely drinkin though. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pandamonic 09/15/21 10:59:10 PM #179:	Congrats on the raise Johnny! Shame on you for being late though... --- ...it's a very rare incantation to be sure. Only used in lost ancient arts and magics such as wrestling... <cite>Pandamonic posted [p:958098792] in Drinking T... [t:79659064]...</cite> <quote>Congrats on the raise Johnny! Shame on you for being late though... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BlazinBlue88 09/15/21 11:04:08 PM #182:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... Yeah I know where the raise came from i've been going straight through since the pandemic started getting people set up at home and dealing software issue after software issue, people messaging me about shit while i'm at home drunk, calling me at 4am and now i'm just not so much burnt out I guess but I just need a week away from it all before I start working on this next step of cloud based operations. So that and the situation with the old battle axe just calls for a week away from it all. After tomorrow i'm a free bird until the 27th. Kinda came sudden too so I don't have any plans, I may just be lazy around the house and maybe do some home projects i've been wanting to do. Definitely drinkin though. Ah I remember you mentioning them moving towards cloud stuff. My boss wants me to transition into managing all of our AWS accounts. Mainly managing all the networking stuff and granting permissions for our devs on our AWS accounts. Pandamonic posted... Shame on you for being late though... From what I remember, I don't think they really care if he's late or not. --- https://imgur.com/R15aJJ3 https://imgur.com/NJqp6LS <cite>BlazinBlue88 posted [p:958098930] in Drinking T... [t:79659064]...</cite> <quote>Johnny_Nutcase posted... </cite> <quote>Yeah I know where the raise came from i've been going straight through since the pandemic started getting people set up at home and dealing software issue after software issue, people messaging me about shit while i'm at home drunk, calling me at 4am and now i'm just not so much burnt out I guess but I just need a week away from it all before I start working on this next step of cloud based operations. So that and the situation with the old battle axe just calls for a week away from it all. After tomorrow i'm a free bird until the 27th. Kinda came sudden too so I don't have any plans, I may just be lazy around the house and maybe do some home projects i've been wanting to do. Definitely drinkin though.</quote>Ah I remember you mentioning them moving towards cloud stuff. My boss wants me to transition into managing all of our AWS accounts. Mainly managing all the networking stuff and granting permissions for our devs on our AWS accounts. Pandamonic posted... </cite> <quote>Shame on you for being late though...</quote>From what I remember, I don't think they really care if he's late or not. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 09/15/21 11:05:08 PM #183:	To be honest i'm always like 10 minutes late. Unless I know I got something at 10am I don't give a fuck. I don't have any quotas to hit. I just keep myself busy all day and i'm usually left with nothing to do with like 3-4 hours on the clock and it sucks unless i'm working from home. I also never say no if I need to come in at 4/5am for a big software update so at least I got that... I've had plenty of Saturdays where I flat out didn't do one thing all day and got paid for it. Had a couple dreams come true with that one. Playing video games, watching tv, and having sex all on the clock. That's also a very good feeling. --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:958098956] in Drinking T... [t:79659064]...</cite> <quote>To be honest i'm always like 10 minutes late. Unless I know I got something at 10am I don't give a fuck. I don't have any quotas to hit. I just keep myself busy all day and i'm usually left with nothing to do with like 3-4 hours on the clock and it sucks unless i'm working from home. I also never say no if I need to come in at 4/5am for a big software update so at least I got that... I've had plenty of Saturdays where I flat out didn't do one thing all day and got paid for it. Had a couple dreams come true with that one. Playing video games, watching tv, and having sex all on the clock. That's also a very good feeling. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 09/15/21 11:08:37 PM #184:	Woozul posted... I feel really shitty and would like to call in because of the pain and IBS flare up, but I probably won't. Carry a bed pan with you. That is shitty it's not easy for you to call in though. I don't know if I could do your job. You probably work 150x more than I do. BlazinBlue88 posted... Ah I remember you mentioning them moving towards cloud stuff. My boss wants me to transition into managing all of our AWS accounts. Mainly managing all the networking stuff and granting permissions for our devs on our AWS accounts. You're basically my new Waterlink.... I think I lost the fiancee but gained another IT guy to work on cloud based shit with.. Azure for us though.... --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:958099052] in Drinking T... [t:79659064]...</cite> <quote>Woozul posted... </cite> <quote>I feel really shitty and would like to call in because of the pain and IBS flare up, but I probably won't.</quote> Carry a bed pan with you. That is shitty it's not easy for you to call in though. I don't know if I could do your job. You probably work 150x more than I do. BlazinBlue88 posted... </cite> <quote>Ah I remember you mentioning them moving towards cloud stuff. My boss wants me to transition into managing all of our AWS accounts. Mainly managing all the networking stuff and granting permissions for our devs on our AWS accounts.</quote> You're basically my new Waterlink.... I think I lost the fiancee but gained another IT guy to work on cloud based shit with.. Azure for us though.... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlazinBlue88 09/15/21 11:08:55 PM #185:	You don't have to clock in or anything dumb like that do you? --- https://imgur.com/R15aJJ3 https://imgur.com/NJqp6LS <cite>BlazinBlue88 posted [p:958099061] in Drinking T... [t:79659064]...</cite> <quote>You don't have to clock in or anything dumb like that do you? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 09/15/21 11:10:32 PM #186:	I do man and nobody has said shit about it. It's damn everyday. they brought it up once months ago and I kept doin it... I dunno I guess they just said fuck it he fixes stuff anyway what are we gonna do, suspend him and be fucked when she breaks again? --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:958099105] in Drinking T... [t:79659064]...</cite> <quote>I do man and nobody has said shit about it. It's damn everyday. they brought it up once months ago and I kept doin it... I dunno I guess they just said fuck it he fixes stuff anyway what are we gonna do, suspend him and be fucked when she breaks again? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pandamonic 09/15/21 11:10:52 PM #187:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... I've had plenty of Saturdays where I flat out didn't do one thing all day and got paid for it. Had a couple dreams come true with that one. Playing video games, watching tv, and having sex all on the clock. That's also a very good feeling. So when the work day is over, what then do you do for fun? --- ...it's a very rare incantation to be sure. Only used in lost ancient arts and magics such as wrestling... <cite>Pandamonic posted [p:958099112] in Drinking T... [t:79659064]...</cite> <quote>Johnny_Nutcase posted... </cite> <quote>I've had plenty of Saturdays where I flat out didn't do one thing all day and got paid for it. Had a couple dreams come true with that one. Playing video games, watching tv, and having sex all on the clock. That's also a very good feeling.</quote>So when the work day is over, what then do you do for fun? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 09/15/21 11:12:53 PM #188:	Take her home and come back and drink my ass off. --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:958099166] in Drinking T... [t:79659064]...</cite> <quote>Take her home and come back and drink my ass off. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlazinBlue88 09/15/21 11:14:21 PM #189:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... You're basically my new Waterlink.... I think I lost the fiancee but gained another IT guy to work on cloud based shit with.. Azure for us though.... You need to convince them to go with AWS so then you can convince them to send you to the AWS Re:Invent conference that's in Vegas every year. My company sent me to it in '19. What a great drunken time on the company's dime. My company gave me an $80 food allowance everyday. Ate a light breakfast, got the free lunch the conference provided, then I went hard at dinner buying a ton of alcohol. That or I'd go to one of the vendor afterparties where they gave out free drinks. --- https://imgur.com/R15aJJ3 https://imgur.com/NJqp6LS <cite>BlazinBlue88 posted [p:958099202] in Drinking T... [t:79659064]...</cite> <quote>Johnny_Nutcase posted... </cite> <quote>You're basically my new Waterlink.... I think I lost the fiancee but gained another IT guy to work on cloud based shit with.. Azure for us though....</quote>You need to convince them to go with AWS so then you can convince them to send you to the AWS Re:Invent conference that's in Vegas every year. My company sent me to it in '19. What a great drunken time on the company's dime. My company gave me an $80 food allowance everyday. Ate a light breakfast, got the free lunch the conference provided, then I went hard at dinner buying a ton of alcohol. That or I'd go to one of the vendor afterparties where they gave out free drinks. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 09/15/21 11:16:13 PM #191:	That sounds awesome... Maybe i'll get sent up to Seattle and do Seattle things.... Whatever they do up there drunk I dunno. --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:958099267] in Drinking T... [t:79659064]...</cite> <quote>That sounds awesome... Maybe i'll get sent up to Seattle and do Seattle things.... Whatever they do up there drunk I dunno. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 09/15/21 11:16:19 PM #192:	My company doesn't care if I get drunk at work, probably because I finally figured out how to bridge three finicky APIs at once that time I had a bit too much around noon. ...or maybe that was the plan all along? <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:958099270] in Drinking T... [t:79659064]...</cite> <quote>My company doesn't care if I get drunk at work, probably because I finally figured out how to bridge three finicky APIs at once that time I had a bit too much around noon. ...or maybe that was the plan all along? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlazinBlue88 09/15/21 11:17:57 PM #193:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... I do man and nobody has said shit about it. It's damn everyday. they brought it up once months ago and I kept doin it... I dunno I guess they just said fuck it he fixes stuff anyway what are we gonna do, suspend him and be fucked when she breaks again? I'm sure with the Saturdays and 4am stuff, it balances out. Damn I haven't had to clock into work in like 10 years but most of my jobs were very strict about us being there at a certain time so same difference. Current job I can start working whenever I want. Sometimes I'm online at 7:30am, other times I'm pulling myself out of the bed still half drunk trying to log on to the 10am daily status meeting on time. --- https://imgur.com/R15aJJ3 https://imgur.com/NJqp6LS <cite>BlazinBlue88 posted [p:958099313] in Drinking T... [t:79659064]...</cite> <quote>Johnny_Nutcase posted... </cite> <quote>I do man and nobody has said shit about it. It's damn everyday. they brought it up once months ago and I kept doin it... I dunno I guess they just said fuck it he fixes stuff anyway what are we gonna do, suspend him and be fucked when she breaks again?</quote>I'm sure with the Saturdays and 4am stuff, it balances out. Damn I haven't had to clock into work in like 10 years but most of my jobs were very strict about us being there at a certain time so same difference. Current job I can start working whenever I want. Sometimes I'm online at 7:30am, other times I'm pulling myself out of the bed still half drunk trying to log on to the 10am daily status meeting on time. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 09/15/21 11:18:30 PM #194:	I take it you work from home? Yeah I assume most employers kinda figure it's gonna happen. I'm friends with my boss now so he knows I drink like a son of a bitch. --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:958099330] in Drinking T... [t:79659064]...</cite> <quote>I take it you work from home? Yeah I assume most employers kinda figure it's gonna happen. I'm friends with my boss now so he knows I drink like a son of a bitch. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pandamonic 09/15/21 11:19:40 PM #195:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... Take her home and come back and drink my ass off. *yes* --- ...it's a very rare incantation to be sure. Only used in lost ancient arts and magics such as wrestling... <cite>Pandamonic posted [p:958099359] in Drinking T... [t:79659064]...</cite> <quote>Johnny_Nutcase posted... </cite> <quote>Take her home and come back and drink my ass off.</quote>yes </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlazinBlue88 09/15/21 11:21:30 PM #196:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... That sounds awesome... Maybe i'll get sent up to Seattle and do Seattle things.... Whatever they do up there drunk I dunno. Honestly I mainly got drunk then went back to the room to relax with my Switch or call my wife. I did make sure to do two things before I left. The basement of my hotel was essentially a mall and it had a Twilight Zone putt putt course. Other thing was making it to the Vegas Pinball Hall of Fame. I burned through $25 in quarters over the course of nearly 3 hours there. Fucking blast. --- https://imgur.com/R15aJJ3 https://imgur.com/NJqp6LS <cite>BlazinBlue88 posted [p:958099410] in Drinking T... [t:79659064]...</cite> <quote>Johnny_Nutcase posted... </cite> <quote>That sounds awesome... Maybe i'll get sent up to Seattle and do Seattle things.... Whatever they do up there drunk I dunno.</quote>Honestly I mainly got drunk then went back to the room to relax with my Switch or call my wife. I did make sure to do two things before I left. The basement of my hotel was essentially a mall and it had a Twilight Zone putt putt course. Other thing was making it to the Vegas Pinball Hall of Fame. I burned through $25 in quarters over the course of nearly 3 hours there. Fucking blast. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 09/15/21 11:21:46 PM #197:	BlazinBlue88 posted... I'm sure with the Saturdays and 4am stuff, it balances out. Damn I haven't had to clock into work in like 10 years but most of my jobs were very strict about us being there at a certain time so same difference. Current job I can start working whenever I want. Sometimes I'm online at 7:30am, other times I'm pulling myself out of the bed still half drunk trying to log on to the 10am daily status meeting on time. Yeah I love the fact that i'm the only person in my department where I live so I don't have to worry about takin over for someone. It's just me. I know how everything works by now and i've even walked a few people through some tech issues while I was getting gas so there's times I can be anywhere and get shit done. Not always, but it can happen. --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:958099414] in Drinking T... [t:79659064]...</cite> <quote>BlazinBlue88 posted... </cite> <quote>I'm sure with the Saturdays and 4am stuff, it balances out. Damn I haven't had to clock into work in like 10 years but most of my jobs were very strict about us being there at a certain time so same difference. Current job I can start working whenever I want. Sometimes I'm online at 7:30am, other times I'm pulling myself out of the bed still half drunk trying to log on to the 10am daily status meeting on time.</quote> Yeah I love the fact that i'm the only person in my department where I live so I don't have to worry about takin over for someone. It's just me. I know how everything works by now and i've even walked a few people through some tech issues while I was getting gas so there's times I can be anywhere and get shit done. Not always, but it can happen. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlazinBlue88 09/15/21 11:24:23 PM #198:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... I take it you work from home? Yeah I assume most employers kinda figure it's gonna happen. I'm friends with my boss now so he knows I drink like a son of a bitch. Yeah. Our offices have been closed since April of last year. They said our offices are opening back up this month but all of Engineering(my team, devs, programmers, dbas, etc) can still work from home everyday. Course prior to the pandemic, I was only going into the office 2 days a week so that whole randomly showing up by 10am was a thing back then. I just wasn't still drunk cause it's a 30 min drive in traffic. --- https://imgur.com/R15aJJ3 https://imgur.com/NJqp6LS <cite>BlazinBlue88 posted [p:958099484] in Drinking T... [t:79659064]...</cite> <quote>Johnny_Nutcase posted... </cite> <quote>I take it you work from home? Yeah I assume most employers kinda figure it's gonna happen. I'm friends with my boss now so he knows I drink like a son of a bitch.</quote>Yeah. Our offices have been closed since April of last year. They said our offices are opening back up this month but all of Engineering(my team, devs, programmers, dbas, etc) can still work from home everyday. Course prior to the pandemic, I was only going into the office 2 days a week so that whole randomly showing up by 10am was a thing back then. I just wasn't still drunk cause it's a 30 min drive in traffic. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlazinBlue88 09/15/21 11:26:44 PM #199:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... i've even walked a few people through some tech issues while I was getting gas so there's times I can be anywhere and get shit done. Not always, but it can happen. My brother in law is 12 and has been living with us for over a year. He started in person school and I pick him up at 2pm everyday. Hanging out in the car line for those 20 minutes is when I get all my emails and Slack responses done. --- https://imgur.com/R15aJJ3 https://imgur.com/NJqp6LS <cite>BlazinBlue88 posted [p:958099544] in Drinking T... [t:79659064]...</cite> <quote>Johnny_Nutcase posted... </cite> <quote>i've even walked a few people through some tech issues while I was getting gas so there's times I can be anywhere and get shit done. Not always, but it can happen.</quote>My brother in law is 12 and has been living with us for over a year. He started in person school and I pick him up at 2pm everyday. Hanging out in the car line for those 20 minutes is when I get all my emails and Slack responses done. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 09/15/21 11:30:46 PM #200:	Yeah I got fuckin loaded with my neighbor last night and didn't set my alarm. I somehow woke up at like 9:35am when I had to be there at 10am. I wasn't still drunk I don't think but I was on autopilot and still managed to get there only 10 minutes late. I figured I had to make it happen because I had to submit my time off so I went in. I really normally don't like to get fucked up like that on a work night but that sweet booze just lets me forget about shit for several hours and it's just a worthy trade off for me at least right now. --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:958099652] in Drinking T... [t:79659064]...</cite> <quote>Yeah I got fuckin loaded with my neighbor last night and didn't set my alarm. I somehow woke up at like 9:35am when I had to be there at 10am. I wasn't still drunk I don't think but I was on autopilot and still managed to get there only 10 minutes late. I figured I had to make it happen because I had to submit my time off so I went in. I really normally don't like to get fucked up like that on a work night but that sweet booze just lets me forget about shit for several hours and it's just a worthy trade off for me at least right now. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 09/15/21 11:50:35 PM #201:	Alright, Wonder Woman 1984 kinda sucks. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:958100124] in Drinking T... [t:79659064]...</cite> <quote>Alright, Wonder Woman 1984 kinda sucks. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pandamonic 09/16/21 12:15:40 AM #202:	So I'm a big Rammstein fan and whenever someone asks me to recommend a song or video by them I always show them this one. Their reaction never fails to amuse me. https://youtu.be/_EVKy35L7MM --- ...it's a very rare incantation to be sure. Only used in lost ancient arts and magics such as wrestling... <cite>Pandamonic posted [p:958100779] in Drinking T... [t:79659064]...</cite> <quote>So I'm a big Rammstein fan and whenever someone asks me to recommend a song or video by them I always show them this one. Their reaction never fails to amuse me. https://youtu.be/_EVKy35L7MM </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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