Current Events > A wizard turns you into a dog and sends you to the other side of the world

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If you get home, the spell is removed. How do you do it?

Breed is random, but no pitbulls as I want this to be a challenge.

The "other side of the world" is the nearest safe dry land to the polar opposite of your location, so you can't materialise at sea and drown, or in a volcanic crater or whatever.

Alternate mode: you turn into a flea, but the wizard's apprentice is also seeking you out. She has a hypersonic magic carpet and an amulet that can locate you to within ten feet.

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