Current Events > We're watching the Hobbit, part 1. While drunk. With some spoilers.

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nothanks1
09/11/21 5:52:08 PM
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I'm guessing the hot Elf chick isn't in the first one?
I remember her, probably from some of the second one actually. I remember wanting to skip anything with Gollum, which I can do now.
Also I remember something about headbutting.
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nothanks1
09/11/21 6:52:06 PM
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This is an interesting movie so far
Kinda sexist there aren't any hairy dwarven women tbh
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nothanks1
09/11/21 7:30:29 PM
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WOO HOT ELVEN CHICK

woo
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lilORANG
09/11/21 7:35:55 PM
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Hobbit 1 is great. On par with LOTR
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nothanks1
09/11/21 8:19:03 PM
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It's gotten to the 'bad part'
fucking smegol/gollum needs to be remoeved
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nothanks1
09/11/21 8:51:52 PM
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well that was fun
still needs hairy dwarf titty women
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Pandamonic
09/11/21 10:32:03 PM
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The stuff with Gollum and Bilbo is the only good thing about those movies. The rest of the trilogy can be skipped.
Maybe a bit of the Bilbo and Smaug stuff. A bit.

lilORANG posted...
Hobbit 1 is great. On par with LOTR
Now that's just... just heinous.

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Kakapo
09/11/21 10:33:43 PM
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nothanks1 posted...
This is an interesting movie so far
Kinda sexist there aren't any hairy dwarven women tbh
Hairy dwarven women look just like hairy dwarven men

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monkmith
09/11/21 10:35:01 PM
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only thing worth appreciating about the hobbit movies was smaug, they did a really good job with him.

in the first movie, only scene i can remember liking was the fight at the end.

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refmon
09/11/21 10:39:21 PM
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that barrel scene in the river feels so far removed from the series

it feels like a parody

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