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Doom_Art
09/08/21 7:57:45 AM
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ha ha fuck yeah

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K181
09/08/21 7:58:38 AM
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Your momma so fat she walked by the TV and I missed three episodes of Seinfeld.

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ZMythos
09/08/21 8:00:08 AM
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Yo momma so fat she has to iron her pants on the driveway

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DirkDiggles
09/08/21 8:01:53 AM
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Yo mama so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
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Xavier_On_High
09/08/21 8:02:01 AM
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Yo momma so fat she the target of ridicule

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BloodMoon7
09/08/21 8:04:19 AM
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Yo momma so fat, she can use her sweat to deep fry her dinner.

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TurtleInFreedom
09/08/21 8:05:56 AM
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Yo momma so fat Tarzan got lost in her jungle.
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Kim_Seong-a
09/08/21 8:07:56 AM
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Your momma so fat, she's at increased risk of cardiovascular disease

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gunplagirl
09/08/21 8:08:07 AM
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Your mother is quite large. So much so that her doctors believed it to be the reason behind her ailments, and refused to perform testing. Then the truth was discovered too late, that she in fact was large because of her Cushing's Syndrome which never got diagnosed and led to complications resulting in her preventable death at age 58. I'm so sorry, what the doctors did has caused so much harm to your family. :'(

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DirkDiggles
09/08/21 8:09:54 AM
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Yo mama so fat, when she steps on a scale, Roundabout by Yes plays.
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Kitt
09/08/21 8:18:17 AM
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Yo mama so fat, she fell in love and broke it.

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SSJ5_Goku
09/08/21 8:20:14 AM
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Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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DirkDiggles
09/08/21 8:22:25 AM
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Yo mama's so fat, if she was a Star Wars character, her name would be Admiral Snackbar.
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Thompson
09/08/21 8:23:54 AM
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You momma's so fat, that when she puts her foot down, seismographs on the moon detect it.

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ColdOne666
09/08/21 8:25:37 AM
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Tag

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trappedunderice
09/08/21 8:35:17 AM
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Your mother is so fat I said it was chilly outside and she grabbed a bowl and spoon.
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Flauros
09/08/21 8:36:38 AM
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Yo mama so fat that she rolls out of both sides of the bed in the morning.

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3PiesAndAFork
09/08/21 8:38:42 AM
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Your mother so fat, that when she jump for joy, she got stuck.

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Zano
09/08/21 8:38:49 AM
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Yo mama so fat she plays pool with the planets.

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Tyranthraxus
09/08/21 8:39:08 AM
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Yo momma so fat every event she goes to is a super spreader event

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gunplagirl
09/08/21 8:47:06 AM
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Your mother is so fat that she has to wash herself with a rag on a stick

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brestugo
09/08/21 8:58:35 AM
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Yo mamma so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

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Flauros
09/08/21 8:59:56 AM
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yo mama so fat that standing on any side of her counts as social distancing

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Were_Wyrm
09/08/21 9:00:00 AM
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Your mother has the weight problem so severely, the doctors have commented that she should eat more of the fruits and vegetables.

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Zodd3224
09/08/21 9:00:20 AM
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Yo momma's so greasy, she slid into second, ended up in Honolulu.

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Thompson
09/08/21 9:10:53 AM
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Yo momma's so fat, that when she visits the zoo, the elephants throw her peanuts.

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viewmaster_pi
09/08/21 9:14:28 AM
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your mom is so, ummm.... she uhhhhhhhhhh she's so fat that

ummmmmm

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gunplagirl
09/08/21 9:16:14 AM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
your mom is so, ummm.... she uhhhhhhhhhh she's so fat that

ummmmmm

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First one to make me chuckle out loud

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Weezy_Tha_Don
09/08/21 9:20:44 AM
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yo momma so fat, her belt size is the equator

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Steffenfield
09/08/21 9:23:48 AM
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Yo momma so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.

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WingsOfGood
09/08/21 9:23:56 AM
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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter
Diarrhea
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FightingJester
09/08/21 9:25:37 AM
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Yo momma so fat, she wakes up on sections.

Your house is so small your welcome mat says... wel.

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Son Of Spam
09/08/21 9:35:27 AM
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Yo momma so fat the government bailed her out saying she was too big to fail.

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_____Cait
09/08/21 9:44:02 AM
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WingsOfGood posted...
When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter
Diarrhea

When youre sitting in a chair
and you feel something there
diarrhea

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SquantoZ
09/08/21 9:45:23 AM
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yo momma so fat that she wears very large clothing
yo momma so fat that she has to eat substantially larger portions of food to survive
yo momma so fat that she is at risk of major health complications

am i doin rite?

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Tyranthraxus
09/08/21 9:52:10 AM
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Yo momma so fat that this is a fucking video

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ApherosyLove
09/08/21 9:54:35 AM
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Yo momma's so fat it takes TWO warlocks to summon her

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FabIe
09/08/21 9:59:14 AM
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ApherosyLove posted...
Yo momma's so fat it takes TWO warlocks to summon her

God DAMN

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voldothegr8
09/08/21 9:59:53 AM
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Yo mamma so fat she left with high heels and came back with flip flops
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Teh_Dr_Phil
09/08/21 10:00:26 AM
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Kitt posted...
Yo mama so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
Oh god I actually lold

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Tyranthraxus
09/08/21 10:05:32 AM
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Yo momma so fat every car she drive is a low rider.

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Ilishe
09/08/21 10:22:55 AM
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Yo momma so fat she has the phattest lewt

Yo momma so fat the sun orbits her

Yo momma so fat she jumped into the ocean and now Venus has water

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Letron_James
09/08/21 10:24:49 AM
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Yo momma is so fat she hasn't seen her penis you were conceived.

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Lone_Starr
09/08/21 10:30:59 AM
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Yo momma is so fat she uses the entire country of Mexico as a tanning bed

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Paragon21XX
09/08/21 10:40:31 AM
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Your momma is so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was when she stepped onto the scale.

Your momma is so fat that when she calls for an Uber, the only one able to pick her up is the guy driving a Mack truck.

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Tyranthraxus
09/08/21 10:49:46 AM
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Yo momma so fat that when she went to the beach the lifeguards had to save the ocean from her.

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apolloooo
09/08/21 10:51:20 AM
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Yo mama so fat her belt size is kuiper

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IShall_Run_Amok
09/08/21 10:56:46 AM
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Your mama's so fat that when you were born, the doctor had to stop to ask for directions.

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Tyranthraxus
09/08/21 10:58:32 AM
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Yo momma so fat they use her measurements as the diameter for the Even Larger Hadron Collider

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