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Looked gf
09/05/21 10:55:47 PM
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COURT reporter:

A man has been jailed after his dog attacked a young woman on Christmas day, leaving her lip 'hanging off'.
Daniel Herbert, 30, kept his dog in the bathroom during a family gathering. The woman went upstairs and opened the door, before feeling a 'sudden impact' and being knocked backwards.
She later realised she had been bitten by the Staffordshire Bull Terrier. The woman was left with serious injuries to her lip and eye.

APOLOGETIC messages:

The woman received a number of apologetic messages from Herbert, including one which read: "I hope youre okay, it wasnt my fault."

OWNER hides pitbull:

In his interview two days later, Herbert claimed he didnt know where it was. The prosecutor said he had removed the dog already as he knew police were going to his house. He later messaged the officer in the case saying he was arranging for the dog to be destroyed - and provided evidence of an invoice from a vet.

SAME dog had attacked a child previously:

The court was told of a previous incident with the same dog, in February 2015, when it bit a child outside a shopping centre.
Mitigating, Mark Fireman said the dog had been well-behaved for most of its life, but didnt like it when people approached.
"It was taken away from him for a period of about six months, and returned to him as it was not deemed as dangerous, per se," Mr Fireman said.



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The owner was sentenced to 24 weeks in jail and banned from dog ownership for 10 years. Will he ever own a pit bull again? More at 11.

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Slayer_22
09/05/21 10:57:12 PM
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TC back at it again with the obsessive pitbull topics.
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ModLogic
09/05/21 10:57:36 PM
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Looked gf posted...
wasnt my fault."
piece of trash owning a piece of shit dog

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Looked gf
09/05/21 10:58:17 PM
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Slayer_22 posted...
pitbulls back at it again

FTFY


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KILBOTz
09/05/21 11:09:21 PM
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Naysaspace
09/05/21 11:09:56 PM
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is this duckbear?

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Kloe_Rinz
09/05/21 11:10:10 PM
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All pit bull topics are troll topics
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Wii_Shaker
09/05/21 11:13:59 PM
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I don't believe these stories without seeing the wounds for myself.

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PoundGarden
09/05/21 11:16:10 PM
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Looked gf posted...
Mitigating, Mark Fireman said the dog had been well-behaved for most of its life, but didnt like it when people approached.

Jesus christ pitbull owners are just despicable.

"Gyhuyuck, she's a good dog, as long as she's not near, yknow, other living things."
*proceeds to take dangerous animal to places where living things congregate*

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Kloe_Rinz
09/05/21 11:19:56 PM
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PoundGarden posted...
Jesus christ pitbull owners are just despicable.

"Gyhuyuck, she's a good dog, as long as she's not near, yknow, other living things."
*proceeds to take dangerous animal to places where living things congregate*
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PoundGarden
09/05/21 11:21:20 PM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
I don't believe these stories without seeing the wounds for myself.

Here you go. Attacked for absolutely no reason while on my own property. Damn thing snapped it's chain and broke through my fence and immediately tried to kill my dog and I. I won't show what the other side looked like. Lost about 30% function in my arm, and my neighbor is goin to lose his house because SURPRISE he doesn't have insurance.

But he still has 2 pitbulls because these people just don't learn. Or care



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Slayer_22
09/05/21 11:25:20 PM
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PoundGarden posted...


Here you go. Attacked for absolutely no reason while on my own property. Damn thing snapped it's chain and broke through my fence and immediately tried to kill my dog and I. I won't show what the other side looked like. Lost about 30% function in my arm, and my neighbor is goin to lose his house because SURPRISE he doesn't have insurance.

But he still has 2 pitbulls because these people just don't learn. Or cate.


Reminder that this guy also said he wanted to adopt a pitbull from the pound and kill him.

When asked about genocide on the breed, he said 'no comment'.

When race was brought up, he immediately connected black people to pitbulls without anyone suggesting anything like it.

He also thinks a magic man singlehandedly made a breed of dogs into harmless animals.

TC is harmless in the scheme of things, this guy let one awful experience dictate his entire life. Don't be him.
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viewmaster_pi
09/05/21 11:25:58 PM
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lol, "i hope you're okay, it wasn't my fault"?? what a douchebag

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divot1338
09/05/21 11:28:10 PM
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PoundGarden
09/05/21 11:29:09 PM
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Slayer_22 posted...
Reminder that this guy also said he wanted to adopt a pitbull from the pound and kill him.

Reminder that this guy is a pitbull owner who witnessed his dog kill another animal for no reason and continues to make excuses for it. He also admitted he doesn't care at all about how many people or animals this garbage breed kills, he wants his murder pup. "Fuck everybody else", the pitbull owner creed.

Also I never said that lol.

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Looked gf
09/05/21 11:30:11 PM
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Slayer_22 posted...
Reminder that this guy also said he wanted to adopt a pitbull from the pound and kill him.

When asked about genocide on the breed, he said 'no comment'.

When race was brought up, he immediately connected black people to pitbulls without anyone suggesting anything like it.

He also thinks a magic man singlehandedly made a breed of dogs into harmless animals.

TC is harmless in the scheme of things, this guy let one awful experience dictate his entire life. Don't be him.
Source?

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AuroraUnit836
09/05/21 11:30:13 PM
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you cant ban mr worldwide

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Tyranthraxus
09/05/21 11:30:34 PM
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I wish I was cool enough to get someone on CE to write my biography.

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PoundGarden
09/05/21 11:30:37 PM
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Slayer_22 posted...
He also thinks a magic man singlehandedly made a breed of dogs into harmless animals.

It's called selective breeding, and it is absolutely a thing. Matter of fact, it's exactly how we ended up with fucking pitbulls.

Uneducated pitbull owner who doesn't know shit about dogs or breeding? Well now I've seen it all

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Slayer_22
09/05/21 11:33:36 PM
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PoundGarden posted...


Reminder that this guy is a pitbull owner who witnessed his dog kill another animal for no reason and continues to make excuses for it.

Also I never said that lol.

Didn't you completely misrepresent what happened in that situation just a few days ago? Lol.

BTW, here's your 'no comment' thing: http://imgur.com/a/3RTJppg

You support genocide of an entire breed of dogs. How cute.
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Slayer_22
09/05/21 11:35:23 PM
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Looked gf posted...

Source?

That's expecting too much. His magic man claim is above. His 'no comment' on genocide is above too.

The dog adoption thing others can back up. The race thing was in the topic where he originally got suspended.
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Flauros
09/05/21 11:36:09 PM
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I hope you concealed carry pound. If a pibble ever tries to nanny you, you can at least jam a gun in its eyes or right against the jaw and blow the thing off you

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PoundGarden
09/05/21 11:36:44 PM
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Slayer_22 posted...
Didn't you completely misrepresent what happened in that situation just a few days ago? Lol.

BTW, here's your 'no comment' thing: http://imgur.com/a/3RTJppg

You support genocide of an entire breed of dogs. How cute.

One, it's so sad that you're that obsessed with me that you have screenshots lol. "No comment" means just that, genius. I get that you like putting words in people's minds and pretending to be stupid, but you have to do better than that.

Two, I'm not going to confirm or deny if I support pitbull eradication. Don't feel like getting that moderation. I do fully support banning these things though.

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Slayer_22
09/05/21 11:37:23 PM
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Flauros posted...
I hope you concealed carry pound. If a pibble ever tries to nanny you, you can at least jam a gun in its eyes or right against the jaw and blow the thing off you

Iirc he said he was gonna shoot the pitbull he was gonna adopt from the pound. I could be wrong there.
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Slayer_22
09/05/21 11:38:55 PM
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PoundGarden posted...


One, it's so sad that you're that obsessed with me that you have screenshots lol. "No comment" means just that, genius. I get that you like putting words in people's minds and pretending to be stupid, but you have to do better than that.

Two, I'm not going to confirm or deny if I support pitbull eradication. Don't feel like getting that moderation. I do fully support banning these things though.

Went on that site that copies what's on here and 'logs' it, typed the words 'no comment' and it was one of the first entries. Took...maybe a minute?

Denying genocide of an entire breed isn't a moddable offense though. So...
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Flauros
09/05/21 11:39:08 PM
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Slayer_22 posted...
Iirc he said he was gonna shoot the pitbull he was gonna adopt from the pound. I could be wrong there.
Do you remember what gun he said he had?

Make, model, caliber, ammo load?

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PoundGarden
09/05/21 11:39:17 PM
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Slayer_22 posted...
That's expecting too much. His magic man claim is above.

It's incredible to me that you continue to reject the very thing that created pitbulls and countless other breeds as "witchcraft" and "magic".

If you want to display your profound ignorance and act a fool though, be my guest. Anyone who knows literally anything about dogs or breeding of any animal knows selective breeding exists LMAO.

Keep embarassing yourself, you're doing a great job showing how reasonable and educated your average shitbull owner is

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PoundGarden
09/05/21 11:40:30 PM
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Slayer_22 posted...
Iirc he said he was gonna shoot the pitbull he was gonna adopt from the pound. I could be wrong there.

LMFAO not even close, keep making shit up though.

I DID say I will shoot any pitbull that sets paw on my property, which is my right and perfectly legal and I make no apologies for that. Control your dog and it won't be an issue.

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Slayer_22
09/05/21 11:40:45 PM
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Flauros posted...

Do you remember what gun he said he had?

Make, model, caliber, ammo load?

Idk. I only saw a screenshot, it was modded pretty quick and I think it was a suspension. You'd have to ask PG before he melts down.

PoundGarden posted...


It's incredible to me that you continue to reject the very thing that created pitbulls and countless other breeds as "witchcraft" and "magic".

If you want to display your profound ignorance and act a fool though, be my guest. Anyone who knows literally anything about dogs or breeding of any animal knows selective breeding exists LMAO.

Keep embarassing yourself, you're doing a great job showing how reasonable and educated your average shitbull owner is

Idk, man, you're the one that owns a breed known for bloodsport and let it be around children, don't you?
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Arcanine2009
09/05/21 11:40:46 PM
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"I hope you're okay. it wasn't my fault"

He's not sorry or sincere. Only that it was his dog

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Slayer_22
09/05/21 11:41:24 PM
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PoundGarden posted...


LMFAO not even close, keep making shit up though.

I DID say I will shoot any pitbull that sets paw on my property, which is my right and perfectly legal and I make no apologies for that. Control your dog and it won't be an issue.

Ah, so how were you planning to kill the pitbull you adopted from the pound?
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Flauros
09/05/21 11:41:50 PM
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PoundGarden posted...
LMFAO not even close, keep making shit up though.

I DID say I will shoot any pitbull that sets paw on my property, which is my right and perfectly legal and I make no apologies for that. Control your dog and it won't be an issue.
What kinda heat are you packing?

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PoundGarden
09/05/21 11:41:55 PM
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Slayer_22 posted...
Went on that site that copies what's on here and 'logs' it, typed the words 'no comment' and it was one of the first entries. Took...maybe a minute?

Denying genocide of an entire breed isn't a moddable offense though. So...

Are pitbulls currently experiencing a genocide? Fucking DUH

God damn you're bad at debating.

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Tyranthraxus
09/05/21 11:43:00 PM
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PoundGarden posted...


I DID say I will shoot any pitbull that sets paw on my property,

Don't do this except as a last resort. Even r/banpitbulls says guns are a bad idea and there massive potential for shit to go wrong. Mace / pepper spray is recommended.

Not only is it safer than a gun but it's actually more likely to work.

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Slayer_22
09/05/21 11:43:30 PM
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PoundGarden posted...


Are pitbulls currently experiencing a genocide? Fucking DUH

God damn you're bad at debating.

Uhh...relevance?

You said you didn't want to get modded. You won't get modded for saying 'I don't support genocide of a breed of dogs'.

You will get modded for saying you support it.

So...you support it?
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PoundGarden
09/05/21 11:44:44 PM
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Flauros posted...
What kinda heat are you packing?

Remington R51 9mm loaded with Double Tap +P JHP. Hopefully won't have to use it, but like I said, neighbor still has two more pitbulls and he learned absolutely nothing so they could get loose again.

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PoundGarden
09/05/21 11:46:36 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Don't do this except as a last resort. Even r/banpitbulls says guns are a bad idea and there massive potential for shit to go wrong. Mace / pepper spray is recommended.

Not only is it safer than a gun but it's actually more likely to work.

I've already spoken with the sheriff the day I was attacked. He gave me his blessing and said he'd do the same. I do not trust mace to stop a pitbull. It took 5 men to get it off of me, and one cop broke his baton over the fucking things head. I'm not playing around if it happens again.

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Flauros
09/05/21 11:47:26 PM
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PoundGarden posted...
Remington R51 9mm loaded with Double Tap +P JHP. Hopefully won't have to use it, but like I said, neighbor still has two more pitbulls and he learned absolutely nothing so they could get loose again.
That should be more than enough. Compact enough to carry easily with some relatively spicy ammo.

IIRC those R51s have a really short barrel? Imma have to google it. I remember them having a Sig like profile.

Even if it did, im sure youre getting some decent velocity out of it with that +P

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PoundGarden
09/05/21 11:48:24 PM
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Slayer_22 posted...
Uhh...relevance?

You said you didn't want to get modded. You won't get modded for saying 'I don't support genocide of a breed of dogs'.

You will get modded for saying you support it.

So...you support it?

You're not nearly clever enough to trip me up in your stupid little word games lol.

But don't let that stop you from lying and harassing a victim of this garbage breed, you're really making pitbull owners look great

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PoundGarden
09/05/21 11:51:00 PM
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Flauros posted...
That should be more than enough. Compact enough to carry easily with some relatively spicy ammo.

IIRC those R51s have a really short barrel? Imma have to google it. I remember them having a Sig like profile.

Even if it did, im sure youre getting some decent velocity out of it with that +P

Yah. It has a grip safety too so you can pull and be ready to go and the weapon is still safe until it is gripped, I like it.

I saw a video of a guy getting attacked by a pit on his own property and he shot it 4 or 5 times with a 40s&w. Found out later the first shot bounced off its skull and just stunned it. So I'm not screwing around with pits, they have those thick ass skulls.

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Slayer_22
09/05/21 11:51:09 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
I wish I was cool enough to get someone on CE to write my biography.

If you act unhinged like PoundGarden, and actively make light of situations where people lose family animals like he did to me, you just might.

I'll admit, I said unsavory things when he did. But I had the brains to apologize. I'll fully admit when I'm in the wrong and take things too far, because I have been, and I did.

But this guy regularly brings up a traumatic experience for me, and then misrepresents it just to insult me and make me feel like shit. So, yes, I remember things he says quite well. He got suspended for such things, and also for harassing me.

This is for anyone curious as to why I don't particularly like him. It's hard to forget stuff someone as unhinged as him says.
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Tyranthraxus
09/05/21 11:51:33 PM
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PoundGarden posted...
I've already spoken with the sheriff the day I was attacked. He gave me his blessing and said he'd do the same. I do not trust mace to stop a pitbull. It took 5 men to get it off of me, and one cop broke his baton over the fucking things head. I'm not playing around if it happens again.

Mace is enough to stop literal bears (98% success rate compared to 75% guns) pitbulls will shit and roll over choking and screaming if you get them with pepper spray.

Anyway just saying if you can trust it to stop bears I'm sure it'll stop pit bulls. I don't think anyone gonna suggest a pit bull is somehow more dangerous than a feral bear.

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viewmaster_pi
09/05/21 11:52:32 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
I don't think anyone gonna suggest a pit bull is somehow more dangerous than a feral bear.
dey are

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Slayer_22
09/05/21 11:52:57 PM
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PoundGarden posted...


You're not nearly clever enough to trip me up in your stupid little word games lol.

But don't let that stop you from lying and harassing a victim of this garbage breed, you're really making pitbull owners look great

Dude, I'm legitimately using the words you said.

And this isn't harassment. Harassment is following me into unrelated topics and posting nasty imagery, or bringing up traumatic experiences just to insult someone.

You have done this. Surprised you haven't figured it out yet, but I guess you DO keep getting modded...
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PoundGarden
09/05/21 11:53:40 PM
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Slayer_22 posted...
If you act unhinged like PoundGarden, and actively make light of situations where people lose family animals like he did to me, you just might.

I'll admit, I said unsavory things when he did. But I had the brains to apologize. I'll fully admit when I'm in the wrong and take things too far, because I have been, and I did.

But this guy regularly brings up a traumatic experience for me, and then misrepresents it just to insult me and make me feel like shit. So, yes, I remember things he says quite well. He got suspended for such things, and also for harassing me.

This is for anyone curious as to why I don't particularly like him. It's hard to forget stuff someone as unhinged as him says.

I love how you continue to lie and attack me because I don't like your dog, and I've not said anything unkind to you other than highlighting that you re the kind of pitbull owner who is EXACTLY the reason people want these things banned.

Just lie and attack the victims because we don't want anyone else to be a chew toy for your beacon of insecurity.

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PoundGarden
09/05/21 11:55:45 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Mace is enough to stop literal bears (98% success rate compared to 75% guns) pitbulls will shit and roll over choking and screaming if you get them with pepper spray.

Anyway just saying if you can trust it to stop bears I'm sure it'll stop pit bulls. I don't think anyone gonna suggest a pit bull is somehow more dangerous than a feral bear.

I've read 4 volumes of "Alaska Bear Tales". Yeah I'm not trusting my life to mace. When I lived in Alaska we called pepper spray "flavoring", because if it doesn't work all you're doing is seasoning yourself lol

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Slayer_22
09/05/21 11:57:21 PM
#48:


PoundGarden posted...


I love how you continue to lie and attack me because I don't like your dog, and I've not said anything unkind to you other than highlighting that you re the kind of pitbull owner who is EXACTLY the reason people want these things banned.

Just lie and attack the victims because we don't want anyone else to be a chew toy for your beacon of insecurity.


You're straight up lying. I opened my heart and gave you a traumatic experience, and you IMMEDIATELY misrepresented it and called me a bad owner. When I tried to give more details, you doubled down. You got modded for this, you should remember.

Then you proceeded to take my story and mangle it into another story that has NO relevance to the original story just to paint me as an awful person.

You're dishonest, and your hatred of a breed of dogs has made you so unhinged you'll do anything just to make yourself feel better. Even lie and harass and make others feel like shit.
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Looked gf
09/06/21 12:10:40 AM
#49:


PoundGarden posted...
When I lived in Alaska we called pepper spray "flavoring", because if it doesn't work all you're doing is seasoning yourself lol
Lmao

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PoundGarden
09/06/21 12:13:47 AM
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Slayer_22 posted...
You're straight up lying. I opened my heart and gave you a traumatic experience, and you IMMEDIATELY misrepresented it and called me a bad owner. When I tried to give more details, you doubled down. You got modded for this, you should remember.

You said your pitbull killed your cat for walking by. After being called out for "dude wtf that's not normal" the story evolved until eventually the dog was on drugs and the cat was clawing at it's face. What exactly do you have against truth? It's the internet on a dying site, nobody cares about you or me. You don't have to lie here lmao

Slayer_22 posted...
You're dishonest, and your hatred of a breed of dogs has made you so unhinged you'll do anything just to make yourself feel better. Even lie and harass and make others feel like shit.

He said, without a shred of irony or self awareness.

Difference here is I and countless others have legitimate reasons to hate these fucking things and want them banned. And guess what? Pitbull owners like YOU are a huge talking point and reason for it.

You simply lie and want to attack me for...what exactly? Having the audacity to be attacked while minding my own business and thinking "gee, maybe these fucking things are pretty dangerous and should probably be banned"?

You're not the hero in this story, champ.

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