Current Events > this girl at the bar didn't find my joke funny, was it funny?

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ScofieldReturns
09/05/21 7:09:55 PM
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got in line to go into the bar, and there were 2 girls in front of me eating hot dogs

girl: you can go ahead of us if you want, we may not finish these before getting to the front
me: no thanks, i kinda want to see if you can finish them by the time we get there
girl: haha, that's a lot of pressure
me: yeah, don't choke

i paused for all the laughter i was expecting, but they didn't say anything and the convo just went silent and dead

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SSJ2GrimReaper
09/05/21 7:11:21 PM
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cjsdowg
09/05/21 7:11:35 PM
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It worked on too levels, but I don't like talking to odd people when I am trying to eat.

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EzeDoesIt
09/05/21 7:12:23 PM
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Perhaps she prefers to choke while eating and didnt appreciate you telling her not to.

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ScofieldReturns
09/05/21 7:52:14 PM
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FL81
09/05/21 7:54:02 PM
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The only one who choked was you

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Pepys Monster
09/05/21 7:55:09 PM
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I mean...if you were a 10/10 Chad, they would have laughed. That's the sad truth.

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Big_Nabendu
09/05/21 7:55:27 PM
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Don't lose your gamefaq account
Then wat the fuck would u do
CAUSE ITS NOT GETTING ASS

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g0ldie
09/05/21 7:56:49 PM
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Rharyx211
09/05/21 8:02:54 PM
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This is cringey, but also how long does it take for someone to eat a fuckin hot dog? Like a minute?

I doubt this even happened.

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XxKrazyChaosxX
09/05/21 8:09:42 PM
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So did they finish the hot dogs in time or what?

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ScofieldReturns
09/05/21 8:10:24 PM
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XxKrazyChaosxX posted...
So did they finish the hot dogs in time or what?

indeed they did not

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LordFarquad1312
09/05/21 8:11:38 PM
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Don't know what's more pathetic: the joke or the fact that this didn't happen and you still came to get dunked on.

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Gtalady91
09/05/21 8:14:01 PM
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Ok, dad

jokes are funny

this wasnt
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