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Slayerblade11
09/04/21 2:14:42 PM
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He just stuck it in his wife with zero build up or foreplay and blew his saiyan load. What a suave cassanova. Great lover and role model.
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SoggyBottomBoy
09/04/21 2:14:57 PM
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Damn is this true

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Zikten
09/04/21 2:39:01 PM
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This never made sense to me. Chi Chi is a huge romantic. I dont understand how she never asked for a kiss
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KStateKing17
09/04/21 2:39:49 PM
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Now that I think about it, saiyans don't seem like kissing type of folks

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DoctorPiranha3
09/04/21 2:40:07 PM
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Stuck it in dry that's wrong dawg
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ThePrinceFish
09/04/21 2:51:01 PM
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It's unreasonable to think that a romantic like Chi-Chi who forced Goku on dates, marriage, and sex wouldn't also force him to kiss her at least once.

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Arcanine2009
09/04/21 2:52:00 PM
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has she ever kissed him tho?

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Protopet
09/04/21 2:52:22 PM
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Just a stupid gag that doesn't make much sense in context. Super has a lot of those.

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K181
09/04/21 2:52:37 PM
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Even Vegeta was like, "Damn, that's cold as fuck, man," when he found out.

Always remember...

Goku: savior of earth, but also a selfish lover and a deadbeat dad.

Vegeta: actually the good guy, stable family man and father, finishes last.

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cjsdowg
09/04/21 2:54:27 PM
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K181 posted...
Vegeta: actually the good guy, stable family man and father, finishes last.

Vegeta=Krillin .

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Jiek_Fafn
09/04/21 2:56:52 PM
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He has the mind of a child. He probably has been tricked into it plenty of times. He just knows it as "guess what I ate last"--a game they play where he tastes her lips to figure out what she ate last.

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ModLogic
09/04/21 2:58:05 PM
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Prismsblade
09/04/21 2:59:38 PM
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I understand it was supposed to be a funny scene then but it really was just sad. Especially in the manga when Goku didn't know what pregnancy was because he was MIA for his wife's early conception up until Gohans birth.....

That's not funny, at all.

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ssj3vegeta_
09/04/21 3:19:47 PM
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ThePrinceFish posted...
It's unreasonable to think that a romantic like Chi-Chi who forced Goku on dates, marriage, and sex wouldn't also force him to kiss her at least once.

yea dis, DB super is just stupid
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Kanaya413
09/04/21 3:20:41 PM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
He has the mind of a child. He probably has been tricked into it plenty of times. He just knows it as "guess what I ate last"--a game they play where he tastes her lips to figure out what she ate last.
I agree with this
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cjsdowg
09/04/21 3:24:42 PM
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Prismsblade posted...
I understand it was supposed to be a funny scene then but it really was just sad. Especially in the manga when Goku didn't know what pregnancy was because he was MIA for his wife's early conception up until Gohans birth.....

That's not funny, at all.

Wait he wasn't around when she was pregnant with Gohan?


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Hummer 2
09/04/21 3:27:44 PM
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I bet he ate her ass though
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Blue_Inigo
09/04/21 3:28:11 PM
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https://youtu.be/Ua0DX7YItls

Goku doesn't know what a kiss is but somehow knows how to sell a woman to an old man

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K181
09/04/21 5:12:35 PM
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cjsdowg posted...
Vegeta=Krillin .

Vegeta and Krillin being co-protagonists is fine by me.

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NeonOctopus
09/04/21 5:13:36 PM
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Unclover028
09/04/21 5:19:03 PM
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Do Saiyans like sex? They don't seem to be turn on or get horny or anything.
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uwnim
09/04/21 5:28:41 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
https://youtu.be/Ua0DX7YItls

Goku doesn't know what a kiss is but somehow knows how to sell a woman to an old man
Hes been around perverted old men for like his whole life.

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Beveren_Rabbit
09/04/21 5:29:53 PM
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why did they make Goku so dumb? he's so dumb he can't read, drive, or kiss his wife.
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NeonOctopus
09/04/21 5:34:05 PM
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uwnim posted...
Hes been around perverted old men for like his whole life.
My man!

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NeonOctopus
09/04/21 5:34:42 PM
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Beveren_Rabbit posted...
why did they make Goku so dumb? he's so dumb he can't read, drive, or kiss his wife.
Look, all he has to do is punch his problems hard enough to solve them. Can you blame him?

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sLaCkEr408___RJ
09/04/21 5:52:58 PM
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GT made more sense
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cjsdowg
09/04/21 6:30:12 PM
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Beveren_Rabbit posted...
why did they make Goku so dumb? he's so dumb he can't read, drive, or kiss his wife.


Super really seem to be next part of Abridged and not Z .

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Jagr_68
09/04/21 6:35:07 PM
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KStateKing17 posted...
Now that I think about it, saiyans don't seem like kissing type of folks

They really are basically Klingons.

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cjsdowg
09/04/21 6:51:34 PM
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Jagr_68 posted...
They really are basically Klingons.

What Klingon read poetry to their mates. It is beautiful.

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BB mofo
09/04/21 7:23:44 PM
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If true, I can only take it as Goku never initiating a kiss on his own. It was always someone else who initiated it and he just reciprocated it. Kind of like how Forest Gump never kissed someone, it was always someone else who started the kiss.

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ChrisTaka
09/04/21 7:28:35 PM
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I do recall that scene in Super where Trunks gave a senzu bean to Mai via mouth to mouth and Goku had no idea what the hell was going on lol

EDIT: I found the scene lol

https://youtu.be/o9kljiz8VSA

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Slayerblade11
09/04/21 8:05:26 PM
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BB mofo posted...
If true, I can only take it as Goku never initiating a kiss on his own. It was always someone else who initiated it and he just reciprocated it. Kind of like how Forest Gump never kissed someone, it was always someone else who started the kiss.

Damn so Goku has been retconned into Forent Gump lvl IQ instead of ignorant and simple
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008Zulu
09/04/21 8:08:18 PM
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Unclover028 posted...
Do Saiyans like sex? They don't seem to be turn on or get horny or anything.
Fighting gets them hard.

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I4NRulez
09/04/21 8:11:42 PM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
He has the mind of a child. He probably has been tricked into it plenty of times. He just knows it as "guess what I ate last"--a game they play where he tastes her lips to figure out what she ate last.

he doesnt though. He's just naive because he lived in the woods growing up and never lived among people.

If you watch the show he's like a genius when it comes to fight just socially inept pretty much.

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Prismsblade
09/04/21 8:30:08 PM
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I4NRulez posted...
he doesnt though. He's just naive because he lived in the woods growing up and never lived among people.

If you watch the show he's like a genius when it comes to fight just socially inept pretty much.
Which is a cute excuse/gag for little kids, maybe even teenagers. But for middle aged adults they just come across as a manchild.

And Gokus fighting genuis is..... overhyped to say the least.

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