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Smackems
09/03/21 5:40:45 PM
#53:


I'll shock his monkey if he's down

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Unknown5uspect
09/03/21 5:41:55 PM
#54:


Innit funny that everyone hating ITT is tagged

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TommyG663513
09/03/21 5:42:16 PM
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s0nicfan posted...
His life hit a dead end like a decade ago and the best thing to happen to him in the recent past is getting his boss fired which opened him up for a promotion from associate butcher to regular grocery store butcher. By his own admission he can't maintain a relationship because a past ex tried to choke him to death and the cops that came laughed at him. He's just a fundamentally broken person who spreads misery on CE because the tiny bit of smug self-satisfaction he gets from setting other people off is the only real spark of joy in his day.

Don't take it personally. You're better off just ignoring him anyway, because he'll never amount to anything and will only try to drag you down.

Savage lol

This makes way too much sense


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s0nicfan
09/03/21 5:54:58 PM
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shockthemonkey posted...
Someone should get s0nic to explain why he lied about my entire life

You think I'm obsessed with you, but the simple truth is I really don't think about you at all. What I said is based on stuff you posted that I happened to see and remember because you bitch and moan on CE about your personal problems, and if any of it is out of date it's because I didn't see anything that contradicts it because I don't actually follow you around like you seem to think I do.

But let's set the record straight here, since you seem to insist on getting a reply from me so you can use one of your stick 3 responses to be smug about it. If you're wondering why I said what I said, I just pulled these off the log site. You tell me where the lies are:




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ultimate reaver
09/03/21 5:55:06 PM
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even if that stuff were true why would he even have that stuff memorized? i cant think of a whole lot sadder than having a paragraph's worth of backstory for a person you'll never meet on hand to drool out at a moments notice

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TheRadiant
09/03/21 5:56:48 PM
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s0nicfan posted...
You think I'm obsessed with you, but the simple truth is I really don't think about you at all.
X to doubt

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David1988
09/03/21 5:57:22 PM
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ultimate reaver posted...
even if that stuff were true why would he even have that stuff memorized? i cant think of a whole lot sadder than having a paragraph's worth of backstory for a person you'll never meet on hand to drool out at a moments notice

you would be amazed at how much lore people know of each other on here

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JTilly
09/03/21 5:59:23 PM
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duran is that you?
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Crescente
09/03/21 5:59:33 PM
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Honesty, I remember everything that sonic said verbatim based on what shock has posted on this board over the last few months. *shrug*. Shock is very outspoken. Hard to forget his posts sometimes.
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Unknown5uspect
09/03/21 6:03:59 PM
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s0nicfan posted...
You think I'm obsessed with you, but the simple truth is I really don't think about you at all.
Yeah that's why you dropped an abridged version of his life story.

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s0nicfan
09/03/21 6:22:25 PM
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shockthemonkey posted...
lmfao Im not obsessed, but I do know exactly how to find your posts

And those screenshots dont say what your post said. Youre so obsessed with me that you created an entirely new narrative in your head.

"know exactly how to find your posts"

The log site has a search by user bar, dude. I literally just have to type your username and press enter then ctrl+f for basic keywords. Do you find that process so complicated that you think it's some sort of acquired skill?

You should spent less time creating fake stalkers in your head and more time asking yourself why so many users show up to call you some variation of an asshole every time there's a topic like this.

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Rayman2
09/03/21 6:57:50 PM
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He is a male feminist lol
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spikethedevil
09/03/21 7:18:59 PM
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Rayman2 posted...
He is a male feminist lol


Thats not automacltically a bad thing and whos alt are you?

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One_Day_Remains
09/03/21 7:25:25 PM
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s0nicfan posted...
His life hit a dead end like a decade ago and the best thing to happen to him in the recent past is getting his boss fired which opened him up for a promotion from associate butcher to regular grocery store butcher. By his own admission he can't maintain a relationship because a past ex tried to choke him to death and the cops that came laughed at him. He's just a fundamentally broken person who spreads misery on CE because the tiny bit of smug self-satisfaction he gets from setting other people off is the only real spark of joy in his day.

Don't take it personally. You're better off just ignoring him anyway, because he'll never amount to anything and will only try to drag you down.


You could've just said you don't like him being aggressive instead of lying about him lol. Not a good look for you
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One_Day_Remains
09/03/21 7:26:33 PM
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Also bringing up someone's trauma in a "gotcha" attempt is an even worse look for you
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FortuneCookie
09/03/21 7:55:23 PM
#75:


see the monkey get hurt

monkey!
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A_QuietPlace462
09/03/21 8:10:52 PM
#76:


He needs a break
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Heliogabalus
09/03/21 8:40:29 PM
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s0nicfan posted...
You think I'm obsessed with you, but the simple truth is I really don't think about you at all
Yet youve got screen shots of his posts saved?

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MaxEffingBemis
09/03/21 8:49:55 PM
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I like shock, hes a comrade. He usually has Good Opinions when it comes to leftist politics

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David1988
09/03/21 8:51:26 PM
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Im glad a scoresheet of who deserves being roasted is being kept, I look forward to more users calling out Sonic for that appalling post, you made your bed on the scorecard pal

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Mr_Rian
09/03/21 8:52:05 PM
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s0nicfan posted...
You tell me where the lies are:
Literally all of what you said was a lie, going by these posts. Like, none of it corroborates what you said. lol

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Heavy_D_Forever
09/03/21 8:54:42 PM
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So many people ITT take CE wayyyyy too seriously lmao Y'all need to get outside more and realize that none of this matters at all.

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JTilly
09/03/21 8:56:53 PM
#84:


Sonicfan is warned
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One_Day_Remains
09/03/21 8:57:28 PM
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It's also even weirder how the dudes quoting that post and applauding it are acting like they don't have well documented issues of their own like EffectAndCause and TommyG. The latter of which who literally spammed me with PMs after he got blocked in a Breaking Bad topic because he couldn't contain his meltdown.
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David1988
09/03/21 9:05:02 PM
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I wish I had more lore knowledge about CEs users, could shut some of them up real quick if I did

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Jerry_Hellyeah
09/03/21 9:45:24 PM
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darkprince45 posted...
Typical dude that virtues signals as being a good guy. But constantly aggressive, rude, and vile towards other people

This

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TommyG663513
09/03/21 9:46:57 PM
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One_Day_Remains posted...
It's also even weirder how the dudes quoting that post and applauding it are acting like they don't have well documented issues of their own like EffectAndCause and TommyG. The latter of which who literally spammed me with PMs after he got blocked in a Breaking Bad topic because he couldn't contain his meltdown.

Dude, you got mad and ran away cause you didn't like my opinions on a TV show.

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JTilly
09/03/21 9:50:35 PM
#92:


You know I always envision a restrained monkey with all four limbs chained up and is getting tortured with a cattle prod when I see stms username
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HairyQueen
09/03/21 9:57:37 PM
#93:


I cant imagine making a topic to whine about being blocked.

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__aCEr__
09/03/21 10:15:11 PM
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Just as an aside, isn't it pretty weird some third party archives CE posts? Like, why is that a thing?

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Occupy_This
09/03/21 10:34:55 PM
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I remember that clown. Several years ago on the WWE board he claimed wrestlezone stole a story from him but had no proof that it actually happened.

Hes just a drama queen.

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FortuneCookie
09/03/21 10:37:25 PM
#99:


Occupy_This posted...
I remember that clown. Several years ago on the WWE board he claimed wrestlezone stole a story from him but had no proof that it actually happened.

Hes just a drama queen.

Oh, please. If you watch enough wrestling, you're going to predict something accurately. When I worked at a Kroger pushing carts, I remember waiting for No Way Out 2003 to come out on DVD and wondering what The Rock's rematch with Hulk Hogan was like. I accurately predicted, to a move, the opening minute of that match.
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FortuneCookie
09/03/21 10:52:42 PM
#101:


JustMyOpinion posted...
I predict Bryan Danielson will debut this Sunday at AEW. I'm a prophet if it happens.

Be sure to demand royalties if he does. It was your idea that he should go to AEW.
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Rapid99
09/03/21 11:08:08 PM
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My problem with shock is that his words cause conservative people to lose their minds, and he chooses to only use this power on a dying videogame message board.

Unlock your limiters already ffs

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