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dj1200
09/04/21 1:41:01 AM
#252:


scratch that, plenty of milfs

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Kobe Bryant
09/04/21 10:40:15 AM
#253:


One_Day_Remains posted...
Walked into topic, saw cavalierking/truly_flcl yelling at someone for being a 35-year old virgin- even though he himself regularly bitches about being in his 30s and having no relationship experience, and having absolutely no friends at all.

It's actually fascinating how he enjoys yelling at people for having the same exact traits as him lol. And he memorized/jotted down all that random ass shit. This dude literally has a spreadsheet of random details of people he doesn't like on CE. Insanely creepy.

@DuranOfForcena Don't even feel pressed about what that dude said to you. Like I'm laughing so damn hard because of how clear-cut the projection was


The only one projecting here is you lmao. This guy comes in here and sees people who've obviously rustled his jimmies before, talks about specific details, personality traits and storylines between users then accuses one of them for having a "spreadsheet of details for random people he doesn't like". What a weird individual.

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One_Day_Remains
09/04/21 10:58:53 AM
#254:


You're just upset because I made fun of you in the Joe Rogan topic. It's okay little buddy, you can admit it.

"Storylines between users" lmao... Not even you know what you're trying to say
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Unclover028
09/04/21 11:02:18 AM
#255:


Real men breeds with different girls
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Kobe Bryant
09/04/21 11:09:51 AM
#256:


One_Day_Remains posted...
You're just upset because I made fun of you in the Joe Rogan topic. It's okay little buddy, you can admit it.

"Storylines between users" lmao... Not even you know what you're trying to say

I don't recognize you at all? looks like i made it into your spreadsheet somehow though. Yikes

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yemmy
09/04/21 11:11:14 AM
#257:


ExtremeLuchador posted...
Dating pool is awful after 35 anyway.

That doesn't change the fact that pussy feels really good.

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BaphometFlux
09/04/21 11:12:54 AM
#258:


Dating in this age seems like it royally sucks so good luck TC.

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One_Day_Remains
09/04/21 11:14:32 AM
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You don't recognize me at all but yet somehow you deduced I "see people who have rustled my jimmies before" and all that other weird shit. Gj contradicting yourself

I remember that massive meltdown you had in my topic about the girl trashing a Walgreens too. Don't need a spreadsheet to remember something from three days ago
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ExtremeLuchador
09/04/21 11:25:34 AM
#260:


yemmy posted...
That doesn't change the fact that ***** feels really good.

As you get older you realize it's often not worth the hassle to get it.


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yemmy
09/04/21 12:29:55 PM
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ExtremeLuchador posted...
As you get older you realize it's often not worth the hassle to get it.

That is true, but tbh at 35 I'm hornier than I've ever been in my life. I don't know if it is from coming off benzos or maybe my brain just knows that women my age are starting to get less fertile.

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How tall are you? I'm 200lbs too but I just got a beer belly from smoking and eating at night but I'm 6'2".Do you have a picture that you feel comfortable sharing? Maybe there are some pointers we could give you that would help.

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eston
09/04/21 12:42:14 PM
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ExtremeLuchador posted...
Dating pool is awful after 35 anyway.
If you're gonna date at that age you pretty much have to be stepdad material

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Kobe Bryant
09/04/21 12:57:44 PM
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One_Day_Remains posted...
You don't recognize me at all but yet somehow you deduced I "see people who have rustled my jimmies before" and all that other weird shit. Gj contradicting yourself

I remember that massive meltdown you had in my topic about the girl trashing a Walgreens too. Don't need a spreadsheet to remember something from three days ago

Ok spreadsheet boy

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One_Day_Remains
09/04/21 1:15:46 PM
#266:


eston posted...

If you're gonna date at that age you pretty much have to be stepdad material


You don't have to limit your dating pool, you know.
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dj1200
09/04/21 3:30:04 PM
#267:


eston posted...
If you're gonna date at that age you pretty much have to be stepdad material

36 and I still date girls.

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JTilly
09/04/21 3:31:33 PM
#268:


@DuranOfForcena

cmon its a new day friend D:
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dj1200
09/04/21 5:02:12 PM
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Duran, what do you look like?

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ExtremeLuchador
09/04/21 8:46:59 PM
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I don't like dating younger.

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Carlbertomfg
09/04/21 8:55:12 PM
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ExtremeLuchador posted...
I don't like dating younger.
If they can't teach ya anything they ain't worth your time. Nothin' like a cougar. This right here is a man of taste.

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KogaSteelfang
09/05/21 12:41:08 AM
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So tonight at work, I was checking a lady into the hotel. She went to hand me her card and I reached for it, our hands accidentally got close and she recoiled from me. Just dropped her card and yanked her hand away.

I know it was probably a reaction of fear of Covid or something. But still... Hurts to think that she was horrified at the thought of even brushing against my hand.

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Kobe Bryant
09/05/21 8:03:51 PM
#276:


KogaSteelfang posted...
So tonight at work, I was checking a lady into the hotel. She went to hand me her card and I reached for it, our hands accidentally got close and she recoiled from me. Just dropped her card and yanked her hand away.

I know it was probably a reaction of fear of Covid or something. But still... Hurts to think that she was horrified at the thought of even brushing against my hand.

Lmao

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KogaSteelfang
09/05/21 8:41:38 PM
#277:


Kobe Bryant posted...
Lmao
T_T

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One_Day_Remains
09/05/21 8:52:07 PM
#278:


KogaSteelfang posted...

T_T


I mean I don't know why you're getting offended by that guy laughing. He has even less experience with women than you do
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JTilly
09/05/21 9:10:17 PM
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KogaSteelfang posted...
So tonight at work, I was checking a lady into the hotel. She went to hand me her card and I reached for it, our hands accidentally got close and she recoiled from me. Just dropped her card and yanked her hand away.

I know it was probably a reaction of fear of Covid or something. But still... Hurts to think that she was horrified at the thought of even brushing against my hand.
Youre a good looking dude, it was definitely the germs man
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KogaSteelfang
09/05/21 9:18:12 PM
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One_Day_Remains posted...
I mean I don't know why you're getting offended by that guy laughing. He has even less experience with women than you do
It's not him, it's the situation.

JTilly posted...
Youre a good looking dude, it was definitely the germs man
Even so, seeing someone being repulsed by almost making physical contact with my hand was pretty disheartening. lol

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