Current Events > Scientific Survey shows browsing Gamefaqs even once shaves 30 minutes off life

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weekoldhotdog
08/30/21 8:20:45 PM
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Replying to a topic takes an additional 15 minutes off your life. Refreshing the page takes an additional 30 minutes. At this rate, we'll probably be dead pretty soon. Man, and I thought eating hotdogs was deadly.

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FortuneCookie
08/30/21 8:23:43 PM
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I believe it.

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TerrifyingRei
08/30/21 8:24:08 PM
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huh, you'd think i'd be dead by now

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Nukazie
08/30/21 8:25:49 PM
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what if i was eating a hotdog while i do those, will it exponentially reduce my oh so precious time

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Solar_Crimson
08/30/21 8:32:00 PM
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This is false; otherwise we'd all be dead by now.

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I often wonder if we are growing as a people... or in fact, regressing.
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