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weekoldhotdog
08/30/21 6:34:41 PM
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Perfect in every way except for this annoying habit of talking while she is eating, occasionally shooting bits of food from her mouth as she unapologetically continues her conversation while still stuffing and masticating her food for all to see. This happens at the dinner table, in public, in the car while you're going places (with occasional bits of food appearing as cameos on your windshield), in the morning when you wake up, you can still find bits of last night's "midnight snack" all around her side of the bed, the list goes on.

Is there a downside?

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sabrestorm
08/30/21 6:35:06 PM
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No downside for me

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pogo_rabid
08/30/21 6:35:22 PM
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So that means she gives subpar BJ's?

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DespondentDeity
08/30/21 6:35:28 PM
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So the least perfect girl?

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