Poll of the Day > Would you poop once a day for a billion dollars?

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Lynyrd_Skynyrd
08/29/21 8:51:33 PM
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If you don't poop on a day, you are sold into sex slavery.
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Mead
08/29/21 8:53:22 PM
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Sounds like a fair deal

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ReggieTheReckless
08/29/21 9:00:14 PM
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I think I can afford laxatives to ensure no slavery with a billion dollars
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wwinterj25
08/29/21 9:04:25 PM
#4:


Sure. I poop once a day anyway.

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captpackrat
08/29/21 9:04:41 PM
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Only once a day? Like I can't go twice?

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Smiffwilm
08/29/21 9:14:20 PM
#6:


To be clear, you're supposed to be doing that for free already.

Seriously, if you aren't, something is wrong then, be it minor or major.

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Lokarin
08/29/21 9:14:47 PM
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So you're saying I could have sex?

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Smiffwilm
08/29/21 9:15:51 PM
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Also, relevant to both TC's topic and name:

https://youtu.be/J4j7ggZqbiU

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rexcrk
08/29/21 11:20:17 PM
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Do people normally not poop at least once a day? o___O

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KJ StErOiDs
08/30/21 1:08:00 AM
#10:


I think I'd pass. I already live quite comfortably and I think that over the years and decades, the billionaire status would lose its novelty and become the norm, making me not necessarily any happier than I am right now.

But that "catch" would be still hanging around my neck. And over those years and decades, it would be something I could potentially forget all about if I already normally poop once a day...until a freak day occurs where I don't.

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darcandkharg31
08/30/21 1:12:07 AM
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I poop like five-ten minutes after I get up anyways so yeah? If you aint pooping everyday you need to eat more and get some fiber into ya.

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party_animal07
08/30/21 2:19:37 AM
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I poop 1-2 times daily and I still wouldn't take this deal. Human biology is weird. It's easy to become constipated unexpectedly.

Even if the chance is only slight, I can't risk being a sex slave.

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DocDelicious
08/30/21 3:20:23 AM
#13:


I'd pay a billion dollars if I only had to poop once in a day.

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GGuirao13
08/30/21 3:30:42 AM
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Yes.

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BlackScythe0
08/30/21 4:30:01 AM
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Lynyrd_Skynyrd posted...
If you don't poop on a day, you are sold into sex slavery.

Given that I poop multiple times a day usually I don't see how this is a hard call...
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LinkPizza
08/30/21 6:17:18 AM
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There are days where I don't even want to get out of bed. And days where I don't poop. So, I'm gonna say no... Apparently, normal can be different for many people. I believe they said the common normal range or whatever was from 3 times a day to 3 times a week...
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EvilMegas
08/30/21 6:21:52 AM
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I just have to drink black coffee as soon as I wake up.

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Sarcasthma
08/30/21 7:46:05 AM
#18:


Hell yeah, I've been looking for some easy sex recently.

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SomeUsername529
08/30/21 7:46:06 AM
#19:


So if I get constipated as an 85 year-old man I get sold into sex slavery?
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deoxxys
08/30/21 7:59:36 AM
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Lokarin posted...
So you're saying I could have sex?
Lmao

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Lynyrd_Skynyrd
08/30/21 9:53:05 AM
#21:


Damn I should've made it you can only poop a single time in a day
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