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Smackems
08/25/21 3:34:08 AM
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Put my dick in a light socket

Put my dick in a heavy socket

Put my dick in a blender

Put my dick in another dick

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SiO4
08/25/21 3:41:10 AM
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Hehe...

Ya, pretty much.

To each their own...but Superhero shit is not for me.
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kinetika_
08/25/21 3:42:13 AM
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I must be weird because the last one was the only one that made me shudder a little lol

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Smackems
08/25/21 3:42:31 AM
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Like a dick in a blanket

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Smackems
08/25/21 3:43:26 AM
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kinetika_ posted...
I must be weird because the last one was the only one that made me shudder a little lol
Depends on if you're the inserter or insertee

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kinetika_
08/25/21 3:48:19 AM
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Smackems posted...
Depends on if you're the inserter or insertee

It reminds me of this video I saw with this woman taking a small, sharpened wooden stake and inserting it into this guy's dick. You can kind of guess what happened... but to this day, I still don't know if it was a real video or not. It's been 16 years since I've seen it, but that's how gruesome it was, to be forever burned into my memory like that o.o

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Smackems
08/25/21 4:02:17 AM
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kinetika_ posted...
It reminds me of this video I saw with this woman taking a small, sharpened wooden stake and inserting it into this guy's dick. You can kind of guess what happened... but to this day, I still don't know if it was a real video or not. It's been 16 years since I've seen it, but that's how gruesome it was, to be forever burned into my memory like that o.o
I think they used to treat STDs and utis with red hot rods in the weiner hole

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Kanaya413
08/25/21 4:04:13 AM
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Does venom count I dont care about the others
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Lost_All_Senses
08/25/21 4:05:50 AM
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Oh shit, we dockin?

*Stretches foreskin out*

Ready for your landing, brotha

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Smackems
08/25/21 4:11:41 AM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Oh shit, we dockin?

*Stretches foreskin out*

Ready for your landing, brotha
https://youtu.be/c4tPQYNpW9k

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inloveanddeath0
08/25/21 4:12:53 AM
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Lost_All_Senses
08/25/21 4:18:07 AM
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Holy fuckin shit XD. I laughed through the whole 3 minutes. Which is usually a phrase that I'm on the other end of.

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Smackems
08/25/21 4:25:54 AM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Holy fuckin shit XD. I laughed through the whole 3 minutes. Which is usually a phrase that I'm on the other end of.
Not anymore. We are now one

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Lost_All_Senses
08/25/21 4:32:21 AM
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Smackems posted...
Not anymore. We are now one

So...when you pee.. does it come out my butt and vice versa?

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Smackems
08/25/21 12:49:03 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
So...when you pee.. does it come out my butt and vice versa?
Yes like a sprinkler

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