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Darkraiomb
08/24/21 10:15:10 PM
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Pay me or you WILL go to jail.

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pojr
08/24/21 10:15:56 PM
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Oh shit

*pays up because I'm gullible*

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WingsOfGood
08/24/21 10:17:32 PM
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Why do you have a thick Indian accent?
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Another_Voice
08/24/21 10:18:51 PM
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Silly IRS agent. You are only part of a large network of workers, some of them with better manners and morals, some not. But you and your ilk dont run the show. Youre just a cog, an annoying yet necessary cog, working at the behest of the higher ups to take money from the poor so they can continue to spend money on their pet projects. You are no different from the politicians that you hate.

The IRS could be doing far more harm than just keeping tabs on us. They could be making up our laws. They could be changing them as they go along, just like the rest of those people. The IRS has the power to do anything to us. The problem I have is with their behavior. The behavior, their actions, their attitude.
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BipBapBam
08/24/21 10:20:06 PM
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https://youtu.be/G56VgsLfKY4

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ssj3vegeta
08/24/21 10:24:12 PM
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WingsOfGood
08/24/21 10:26:19 PM
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ssj3vegeta posted...
Can i pay you in amazon gift cards instead???

Listen to me!!!

Go to best buy!!!

Listen. You must buy what I say!
Do you understand!

This is not a joke.
You will got jail!

Listen
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Jiek_Fafn
08/24/21 10:26:56 PM
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008Zulu
08/24/21 10:29:22 PM
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ssj3vegeta posted...
Can i pay you in amazon gift cards instead???
We only take Apple Gift Cards!

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pikachupwnage
08/24/21 10:35:23 PM
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Another_Voice posted...
Silly IRS agent. You are only part of a large network of workers, some of them with better manners and morals, some not. But you and your ilk dont run the show. Youre just a cog, an annoying yet necessary cog, working at the behest of the higher ups to take money from the poor so they can continue to spend money on their pet projects. You are no different from the politicians that you hate.

The IRS could be doing far more harm than just keeping tabs on us. They could be making up our laws. They could be changing them as they go along, just like the rest of those people. The IRS has the power to do anything to us. The problem I have is with their behavior. The behavior, their actions, their attitude.

Honestly what the fuck is up with this guys posts? Is he a bot? Somehow everyone of his posts(which almost imvariably are the longest in the topic) of his feels just...surreal.

Sometimes like he thinks he is talking about the same thing but is actually taking about something vaguely related. And just a bunch of other oddities.


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nothanks1
08/24/21 10:36:18 PM
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I am in Ireland
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WingsOfGood
08/24/21 10:36:57 PM
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I think he is just commited to a gimmick of 3 paragraph replies.
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UnholyMudcrab
08/24/21 10:38:54 PM
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I imagine he's gonna start getting modded for being disruptive before long
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Vicious_Dios
08/24/21 10:42:57 PM
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I bought 3 (500$ each) of those cards that you hastingly told me to get (which I appreciate you looking out for my interests, as well as being so helpful to me by staying on the line this entire time).

I know, I know... you said not to do anything else, but to save you the headaches, I redeemed them all for you. Now, what's the next step, Mr. John Smith?

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Accolon
08/24/21 10:43:31 PM
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Do you have a Target store near your house?

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Darkraiomb
08/24/21 10:50:26 PM
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pojr posted...
Oh shit

*pays up because I'm gullible*
Good boy.

WingsOfGood posted...
Why do you have a thick Indian accent?
I don't.

ssj3vegeta posted...
Can i pay you in amazon gift cards instead???
Excuse me, but this is the IRS. It's not like I'm a scammer claiming phony car warranty crap. Amazon gift cards won't work on me.

Accolon posted...
Do you have a Target store near your house?
I do not.

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Darkraiomb
08/25/21 12:16:40 AM
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Ignoring this topic is not going to keep the police away from you tax dodgers.

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Mistere Man
08/25/21 12:21:36 AM
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Darkraiomb posted...
Pay me or you WILL go to jail.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbU5zwWTBvs

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Darkraiomb
08/25/21 12:22:59 AM
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Mistere Man posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbU5zwWTBvs
Have fun rotting in jail, because the police are coming to arrest you.

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Mistere Man
08/25/21 12:25:41 AM
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Darkraiomb posted...
Have fun rotting in jail, because the police are coming to arrest you.
(Pulls out Monopoly get out of jail free card)


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Darkraiomb
08/25/21 12:28:07 AM
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Mistere Man posted...
(Pulls out Monopoly get out of jail free card)
This is NOT a game, sir. That won't work here.

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Mistere Man
08/25/21 12:37:45 AM
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Darkraiomb posted...
This is NOT a game, sir. That won't work here.
https://youtu.be/xx3pXLoq58k?t=22

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Darkraiomb
08/25/21 12:41:02 AM
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Mistere Man posted...
https://youtu.be/xx3pXLoq58k?t=22
No. Quit questioning my authority.

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Mistere Man
08/25/21 12:47:14 AM
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Darkraiomb posted...
No. Quit questioning my authority.
But wheres the fun in that?

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Darkraiomb
08/25/21 11:11:50 AM
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Mistere Man posted...
But wheres the fun in that?
You're only incriminating yourself further.

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Xatrion
08/25/21 11:13:10 AM
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What's that? You only take payment in prepaid gift cards? That seems reasonable.

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DarkBuster22904
08/25/21 11:15:03 AM
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Hello, Mr IRS, this is Steve from Windows calling about a virus on your Microsoft computer

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Turbam
08/25/21 11:35:02 AM
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pikachupwnage posted...
Honestly what the fuck is up with this guys posts? Is he a bot? Somehow everyone of his posts(which almost imvariably are the longest in the topic) of his feels just...surreal.

Sometimes like he thinks he is talking about the same thing but is actually taking about something vaguely related. And just a bunch of other oddities.
I usually feel pretty bad for him.
He always puts these efforts into his shit posts and nobody ever responds.

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Darkraiomb
08/25/21 11:35:42 AM
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DarkBuster22904 posted...
Hello, Mr IRS, this is Steve from Windows calling about a virus on your Microsoft computer
Ah crap, if a moderator says it, it must be true. I'll get it fixed right away, but you still owe me money.

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sabrestorm
08/25/21 11:45:20 AM
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Police on the news said ignore those calls, its not the irs

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sabrestorm
08/25/21 11:46:43 AM
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Darkraiomb posted...
Ignoring this topic is not going to keep the police away from you tax dodgers.

stop spreading misinformation

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sabrestorm
08/25/21 11:47:09 AM
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Darkraiomb posted...
Pay me or you WILL go to jail.

this has been proven to be a scam

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Darkraiomb
08/25/21 11:47:59 AM
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sabrestorm posted...
Police on the news said ignore those calls, its not the irs
This isn't a phone call.

sabrestorm posted...
stop spreading misinformation
I'll give you a 25% cut to play along.

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Mistere Man
08/25/21 1:40:58 PM
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Darkraiomb posted...
You're only incriminating yourself further.
Nah as I dont owe taxes I am tax exempt. I let Biden sniff me behind a dumpster at a 7-eleven and he gave me tax exempt status, and his number on a photo of him in a Speedo signed sniff you later little corn pop. He told me the photo is scratch and sniff, but I havent tried to find out.

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Umbreon
08/25/21 1:42:27 PM
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Oh no!
*Hangs up*
Anyway...

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Darkraiomb
08/25/21 7:05:07 PM
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Umbreon posted...
Oh no!
*Hangs up*
Anyway...
A. This is not a phone.
B. Did you just try to hang up on the IRS? Just for that, the police are on their way unless you pay up right now.

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BloodMoon7
08/25/21 7:09:02 PM
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Yeah well this is the IBS. You can't stop us. Not even paying us money will stop what's coming. Prepare your butt.

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Mistere Man
08/26/21 12:08:53 AM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
Yeah well this is the IBS. You can't stop us. Not even paying us money will stop what's coming. Prepare your butt.
This is something to fear!

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SocialistGamer
08/26/21 12:10:12 AM
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Here tree fiddy.

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Darkraiomb
08/26/21 12:11:52 AM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
Yeah well this is the IBS. You can't stop us. Not even paying us money will stop what's coming. Prepare your butt.
But paying will keep you out of jail.

SocialistGamer posted...
Here tree fiddy.
I don't want your stupid tree stuff, I want money.

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Darkraiomb
08/27/21 11:30:18 AM
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Final warning (and by warning, I mean bump). You better pay up before this topic purges.

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Gorilla_Monsoon
08/27/21 11:31:59 AM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...

Will you stop!!??
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WaterLink
08/27/21 11:32:37 AM
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BipBapBam posted...
https://youtu.be/G56VgsLfKY4

He's crazy but smart. He's not going out like Capone lol

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