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_BlueMonk
08/24/21 6:48:16 PM
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its pretty funny

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Another_Voice
08/24/21 6:54:02 PM
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Going to be tricky if you find it impossible to hold your baby and squeeze the farts. If you squeeze them too tight the baby might start getting scared, and will be likely to want to run for his life and to start feeling sick. I would get hold of him. Some baby foods contain a lot of vegetables in them, and are fairly easy to get hold of.

Babies and toddlers and kids do this, but a lot of people have this behavior. So it is not abnormal at all. What you do next is up to you. If they have no change after a while, then you have to watch out for food allergies. You may want to give him some apple cider vinegar. Hope this helped.
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eggcorn
08/24/21 6:55:15 PM
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You should just gently move his legs in a bicycle kick motion.

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Ivynn
08/24/21 6:55:41 PM
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Please don't squeeze your baby.

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roos1046 Reborn
08/24/21 7:27:43 PM
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You dont have a baby

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Gobstoppers12
08/24/21 7:28:54 PM
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You've made this topic before. Can you stop?

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_BlueMonk
08/24/21 10:08:47 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
You've made this topic before. Can you stop?
tired of your negativity. ignored.

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Chicken
08/24/21 10:10:13 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
You've made this topic before. Can you stop?


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roos1046 Reborn
08/25/21 10:22:51 AM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
You've made this topic before. Can you stop?


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kingdrake2
08/25/21 10:48:56 AM
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this is a new topic. there's going to be one time where there's going to be shit everywhere and it'll smell real bad.
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Chicken
08/26/21 1:52:34 AM
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kingdrake2 posted...
this is a new topic. there's going to be one time where there's going to be shit everywhere and it'll smell real bad.
Baby poop is the worst too

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gunplagirl
08/26/21 1:55:10 AM
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Domesticated rabbits are definitely hard to care for, I'm glad you're taking care of their tummies. They can't naturally fart on their own.

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Smackems
08/26/21 1:57:17 AM
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Why do you have to squeeze your baby so you can fart

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