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TeaMilk
08/23/21 9:20:43 PM
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I dont want a pap smear wtf it sounds painful

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Touch
08/23/21 9:21:11 PM
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A papa smear?

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nothanks1
08/23/21 9:21:25 PM
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Because dicks on 99% of men are useless since only Chad uses his
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ApherosyLove
08/23/21 9:21:51 PM
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Watching Jane the Virgin has given me fears I didn't know existed.

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Drpooplol
08/23/21 9:21:56 PM
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What are you talking about, I often smear my dick

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Smackems
08/23/21 9:22:43 PM
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I'm smearing my dick all over this topic

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AldousIsDead
08/23/21 9:23:36 PM
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That Sounds painful.

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Father_
08/23/21 9:24:25 PM
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We have the prostate exam.

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TeaMilk
08/23/21 9:26:02 PM
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Touch posted...
A papa smear?
Papa pia! Gonorrhea!

nothanks1 posted...
Because dicks on 99% of men are useless since only Chad uses his
What? I dont use my pussy but I still have to get it smeared I guess

ApherosyLove posted...
Watching Jane the Virgin has given me fears I didn't know existed.
What is that?? Do they show a pap smear on television??

Drpooplol posted...
What are you talking about, I often smear my dick
Ewww

Smackems posted...
I'm smearing my dick all over this topic
Smack it instead tbh

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nfearurspecimn
08/23/21 9:26:34 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
Papa pia! Gonorrhea!
lmao

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TeaMilk
08/23/21 9:26:59 PM
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Father_ posted...
We have the prostate exam.
What does that comprise of? Do they rip out a tissue sample too?

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ApherosyLove
08/23/21 9:27:21 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
What is that?? Do they show a pap smear on television??
Her doctor mixes up the papers and gives Jane an artificial insemination instead of a pap smear.

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Smackems
08/23/21 9:27:37 PM
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Yeah I slapped it it's a RAUNCHY BOI

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Father_
08/23/21 9:28:40 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
What does that comprise of? Do they rip out a tissue sample too?
No clue, but I know I'm not looking forward to it when my time comes.

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nothanks1
08/23/21 9:29:06 PM
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TeaMilk posted...

What does that comprise of? Do they rip out a tissue sample too?

They shove a cockscrew up in you ass f9 unscrew it abs check if the hole is large enough
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TeaMilk
08/23/21 9:29:36 PM
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ApherosyLove posted...
Her doctor mixes up the papers and gives Jane an artificial insemination instead of a pap smear.
Oh god

Smackems posted...
Yeah I slapped it it's a RAUNCHY BOI
Ok now slap your balls please

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ApherosyLove
08/23/21 9:31:07 PM
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Father_ posted...
We have the prostate exam.
haha so do girls haha thats what my doctor said haha
right? haha

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gunplagirl
08/23/21 9:33:07 PM
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Smeargle dick

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Kanaya413
08/23/21 9:38:58 PM
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It is slightly painful yeah
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The Trent
08/23/21 9:39:50 PM
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dicks are simpler

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armandro
08/23/21 9:39:52 PM
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another reason why im glad i was born a dude

kissless virgin yes
but wouldn't haven it any other way

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Drpooplol
08/23/21 9:44:16 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
What does that comprise of? Do they rip out a tissue sample too?
No. Nowadays they hardly do Digital rectal exams anymore. Mostly PSA testing which is a basic serum test similar to cholesterol testing

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Kanaya413
08/23/21 9:44:41 PM
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armandro posted...
another reason why im glad i was born a dude

kissless virgin yes
but wouldn't haven it any other way
Opposite for me Id have had way too many boners in public with my libido
glad I dont have a dick
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armandro
08/24/21 12:24:27 AM
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Kanaya413 posted...
Opposite for me Id have had way too many boners in public with my libido
glad I dont have a dick
ah ok
im a man who is missing 1 ball
so i guess im not as horny as regular men

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TheRadiant
08/24/21 12:26:52 AM
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Is that where they use their dick like a paintbrush?

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nexigrams
08/24/21 12:35:20 AM
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That test has always freaked me the fuck out tbh. It's always described "gently scraping" some cells off for testing and I just can't imagine it's as gentle as they say.

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kingdrake2
08/24/21 12:35:53 AM
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nexigrams posted...
cell


oh damn he's going to be summoned.
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