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nothanks1
08/22/21 7:05:03 PM
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She hasn't told me to fuck off and die so I think there's a real chance with this one
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The Nintendo Master
08/22/21 7:07:37 PM
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Paint your butt blue like a mandrill and show it to her while pointing at it with both hands and making grunting noises, if she still doesn't tell you to gtfo, thump your chest twice with your right fist and say "you, me, couple", then just go from there.

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nothanks1
08/22/21 7:08:29 PM
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The Nintendo Master posted...
Paint your butt blue like a mandrill and show it to her while pointing at it with both hands and making grunting noises, if she still doesn't tell you to gtfo, thump your chest twice with your right fist and say "you, me, couple", then just go from there.

TBH knowing her that actually might work
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GMAK2442
08/22/21 7:08:56 PM
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Tell her.

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nothanks1
08/22/21 9:06:31 PM
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Like go up to her and be like 'don't go to HR but I've been staring at your shoulders lately'?
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nothanks1
08/23/21 1:00:29 AM
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ce quick
I have less than 3 hours
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TeaMilk
08/23/21 2:43:06 AM
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bake her fucking cookies

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Arcanine2009
08/23/21 3:00:18 AM
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Issue a fatiwah and ask her dad her hand in marriage

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nothanks1
08/23/21 10:25:08 AM
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TeaMilk posted...
bake her fucking cookies

I can't bake non-fucking cookies tho

Arcanine2009 posted...
Issue a fatiwah and ask her dad her hand in marriage

Wat
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