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VipaGTS
08/21/21 12:21:36 PM
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God: I sent you the medicine you fuckin idiot.

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The Trent
08/21/21 12:21:53 PM
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hell yeah

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Xavier_On_High
08/21/21 12:23:29 PM
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God: *laughs in 50% of all humans ever being killed by malaria*

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The Trent
08/21/21 12:23:47 PM
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yeah God be like that sometimes

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GGuirao13
08/21/21 2:30:47 PM
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"But I still need my gun. Who else is going to protect my family? God? Yeah right!"

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BadassblackTA
08/21/21 2:32:44 PM
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More like...

"I dont need medicine, I have Scientology."

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lilORANG
08/21/21 2:33:02 PM
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Considering it was Man's own desire to learn that led to his downfall, you can't blame all the people who refuse to exercise their brain nowadays. Bad precedent has already been set. At least through faith in God, we know we will be eternally saved, even if our physical bodies are stuck on a ventilator.
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Cheater87
08/21/21 2:34:38 PM
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The US South in a nutshell pretty much.

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GGuirao13
08/21/21 2:35:58 PM
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Cheater87 posted...
The US South in a nutshell pretty much.
Can we still secede from them?

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VipaGTS
08/21/21 2:37:23 PM
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GGuirao13 posted...
Can we still secede from them?
I wish. We need to build a wall around the south.

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Heartomaton
08/21/21 2:37:49 PM
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VipaGTS posted...
I wish. We need to build a wall around the south.

Let me get out first.

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VipaGTS
08/21/21 2:39:53 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
Let me get out first.
Ok but dont bring those people with you.

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Heartomaton
08/21/21 2:40:41 PM
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VipaGTS posted...
Ok but dont bring those people with you.

I will not bring Venereal_Disease with me.

Edit: I mean, I do have herpes, but that's not as bad as his kind.

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ZEROWOLF
08/21/21 2:43:05 PM
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I find it funny the other way, when christians claim that god sent doctors and medical procedures and stem cells but for some reason he didn't send the covid vaccine. Its the devils medicine.

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CalosiaTana
08/21/21 2:44:46 PM
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God doesn't give a fuck about your antivaxing asses.

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