Current Events > Scenario: Aliens come to Earth and need your help in repopulating their planet.

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nevershine
08/20/21 9:20:53 PM
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They roll into our atmosphere with a fleet of ships and demand to speak to you. They say they have been monitoring you for a while and "like your style".
It's for this reason they have chosen you to pick 3 candidates from earth to send away to a distant planet forever, which the aliens have ensured will be compatible with their own species.
Who from earth would you send away to have lots of space sex?
You may choose yourself, if you wish.



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nothanks1
08/20/21 9:22:46 PM
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BilalPowell
08/20/21 9:28:12 PM
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Betty White
Lance Armstrong
Caitlyn Jenner

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Kombucha
08/20/21 9:28:45 PM
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I'm not going anywhere without the juggalo homies tbh.




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Kimbos_Egg
08/20/21 9:29:44 PM
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https://imgur.com/oMBhoQU

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pfh1001
08/20/21 9:36:59 PM
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Vladimir Putin, Xi Jinping, Donald Trump
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nevershine
08/20/21 11:33:09 PM
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Kombucha posted...
I'm not going anywhere without the juggalo homies tbh.

thats fair, but only 3 of them get to be chosen for alien repopulation. the aliens will name a mountain after you or something.

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archedsoul
08/20/21 11:35:29 PM
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nevershine
08/21/21 10:26:01 AM
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pfh1001 posted...
Vladimir Putin, Xi Jinping, Donald Trump
Just so they wouldnt be on earth anymore? Ill accept it, but the aliens may not be too happy with the outcome.

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Alteres
08/21/21 10:30:47 AM
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pfh1001 posted...
Vladimir Putin, Xi Jinping, Donald Trump
This was my exact initial thought, but it really does have to be the current president of the United States to do any good.

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Sariana21
08/21/21 10:57:30 AM
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archedsoul posted...
Lmfao! Great episode.

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The Trent
08/21/21 11:00:13 AM
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mobilebloechel posted...
Lil B, Rosanne Barr, Paulie Shore.

Good luck

5d chess move
weaken the alien population / plans / gene pool

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Bad_Mojo
08/22/21 1:47:42 AM
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I wouldn't be able to, I don't think. I don't have a high sex drive and when I have an orgasm not a lot is produced

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Kanaya413
08/22/21 3:44:15 AM
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What kind of aliens
id send myself but its be better if theyre hot
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Nukazie
08/22/21 3:45:59 AM
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me
donald trump
hillary clinton

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TerraSeeker
08/22/21 3:49:06 AM
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pfh1001 posted...
Vladimir Putin, Xi Jinping, Donald Trump
Aren't you basically handing over an alien civilization to them?

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nevershine
08/22/21 9:52:48 AM
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Nukazie posted...
me
donald trump
hillary clinton
What if Hillary is the only one successful in mating?

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Gamerguymass
08/22/21 10:04:00 AM
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If they look like that then three people I don't like seems like the good choice.

However if the chicks are hot space girls like Liara or something then the answer is simple: me, myself, and I.

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viewmaster_pi
08/22/21 11:32:38 AM
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so unfairrepresent is a mod now??

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