Current Events > I found a webm where this dude paints portraits with his dick >_>

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cjs28
08/20/21 12:31:06 PM
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And it's actually really good paintings! Better than I can paint with my fucking hands. I feel inadaquate both in my painting skills and my dick dexterity skills >_>

Obviously I can't show it, but one I'm talking about is this russian guy dipping his dick in white paint and drawing the host that's interviewing him on his canvas. Everything is in russian, and it's under 2 minutes. The dude is legit kinda hot too >_>

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Damn_Underscore
08/20/21 12:31:49 PM
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name

and pics

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The heart of the city street was beating.
Light from the neons turned the dark to day.
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cjs28
08/20/21 12:33:51 PM
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Here it is:


I can't find a name. Sorry.

I would legit buy that and hang it in my house. It's not bad at all >_>

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Jabodie
08/20/21 12:34:21 PM
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Is he slangin'? And soft as he paints?

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cjs28
08/20/21 12:35:36 PM
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Jabodie posted...
Is he slangin'? And soft as he paints?
I think it's half-mast? It's hard to tell cuz it's cover in paint for the whole video >_>

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The Trent
08/20/21 12:36:21 PM
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is it a medical condition?

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Kitt
08/20/21 12:40:47 PM
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Wasn't he on Tosh.0?

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cjs28
08/20/21 12:44:30 PM
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Kitt posted...
Wasn't he on Tosh.0?
Was he? Did you catch his name?

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Kitt
08/20/21 12:48:16 PM
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cjs28 posted...
Was he? Did you catch his name?
According to Google it's Pricasso.

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cjs28
08/20/21 12:50:58 PM
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Kitt posted...
According to Google it's Pricasso.
You sure? It is definitely a penis painter, but he doesn't look quite like the dude in the video >_> The guy in the video looked younger.

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Tappor
08/20/21 12:51:54 PM
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Sacrifice an alt and post the webm

You know, for science.

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cjs28
08/20/21 12:52:56 PM
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Tappor posted...
Sacrifice an alt and post the webm

You know, for science.
I barely have any alts. And it'll probably be a usermap axe if I do >_> Hell no lol

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cjs28
08/20/21 1:20:53 PM
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Plus my main is warned lol. idk how when I contribute quality topics and posts like these to CE

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JTilly
08/20/21 1:26:03 PM
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Yeah I read about priccasso like almost 8 years ago out of a hustler magazine
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cjs28
08/20/21 3:31:18 PM
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Dicks all day

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cjs28
08/20/21 4:30:23 PM
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Everyday

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cjs28
08/20/21 9:00:59 PM
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Balls deep

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NeonOctopus
08/22/21 2:42:01 PM
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