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MaddenDude--
08/19/21 8:04:58 AM
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Officially have 2 kids. I think we're done after this.

How do people financially do more than 2? At the minimum I want to be able to pay for their college, and partly for grad school. They'll also have a ton of non education expenses.

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Super Saiyan 3 Goku
08/19/21 8:06:16 AM
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I've got one on the way and we aren't doing more than 2.

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Middle hope
08/19/21 8:07:01 AM
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They say fuck it and let the government pay for their kids. The more kids, the more benefits.

Bonus points if you got several different men involved and occupied dip on that child support.

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DarthWendy
08/19/21 8:07:32 AM
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Mazel Tov

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Wii_Shaker
08/19/21 8:09:44 AM
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Congrats.

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TheoryzC
08/19/21 8:32:45 AM
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Assuming they go to college

You could save some money lol

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lilORANG
08/19/21 8:34:14 AM
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TheoryzC posted...
Assuming they go to college

You could save some money lol

Or just make sure they're not morons or have some discernable skills and they'll get a scholarship somewhere.
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Makeveli_lives
08/19/21 8:37:17 AM
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lilORANG posted...
Or just make sure they're not morons or have some discernable skills and they'll get a scholarship somewhere.
They don't need to go to college. They'd be better served taking a year off

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Stewman_Magoo
08/19/21 8:38:28 AM
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Never do more than two. They outnumber you at that point and only get stronger with age. Once they mutiny it's over for you and your spouse.

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MaddenDude--
08/19/21 8:41:33 AM
#10:


Thanks bros!

I plan to open an education fund for them. If they don't use it then pass it on to their kids, so even if my kids are fuckups, as long as they have kids they'll havd an education paid for and potentially make something of themselves.


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