Current Events > Why dont we build giant air conditioners to counteract global warming

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Complete_Idi0t
08/17/21 10:45:58 PM
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Seems like today's congress isn't interested in common sense solutions.
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Irony
08/17/21 10:46:15 PM
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Kisai
08/17/21 10:50:20 PM
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But the exhaust is what's causing global warming. So I propose giant air conditioners in the Earth's atmosphere, with the exhaust vents pointing out into space. That way Earth gets all of the cool, none of the heat.

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TetsuoS2
08/17/21 10:51:45 PM
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Why can't we just push the sun away a bit?

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Kisai
08/17/21 10:52:48 PM
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TetsuoS2 posted...
Why can't we just push the sun away a bit?
Because if the Earth is 6 feet farther or closer to the sun we all die, so we have to keep the Earth right here.

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Irony
08/17/21 10:53:44 PM
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Why don't we just take the heat and move it somewhere else?

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TetsuoS2
08/17/21 10:53:56 PM
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everyone who has ever existed on earth has died or will die

coincidence?

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Solar_Crimson
08/17/21 10:58:32 PM
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Why don't we just freeze the Sun?

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Lordgold666
08/17/21 11:50:23 PM
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Dont. Date. Robots.

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MabusIncarnate
08/17/21 11:53:27 PM
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I think we should just set up a ton of fans at the South pole. Have them blow North, pushing the cool air across inhabited areas, while pushing the hot, bad air up to the North pole where no one lives anyway. It might hurt penguins or something but what the fuck has a penguin ever done for me?

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Imit8m3
08/17/21 11:54:03 PM
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Just pour ice into the oceans to cool it off a bit.

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008Zulu
08/18/21 12:05:54 AM
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I think we should put a large piece of tinted glass between us and the sun.

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257Loner
08/18/21 12:11:49 AM
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Imit8m3 posted...
Just pour ice into the oceans to cool it off a bit.
We're already doing that! We can't pour ice fast enough into the oceans to cool them off!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49bYTMo3Vxw

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Trumble
08/18/21 12:22:54 AM
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Why don't we just gather all the CO2 in one place and nuke it?

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apolloooo
08/18/21 12:36:16 AM
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Kisai posted...
But the exhaust is what's causing global warming. So I propose giant air conditioners in the Earth's atmosphere, with the exhaust vents pointing out into space. That way Earth gets all of the cool, none of the heat.
Just make giant ZOTAC CPU cooler and set the cooling fins in outer space. That shit coola my PC like liquid hydrogen

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