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Cotton_Eye_Joe
08/15/21 9:44:51 PM
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Have you seen Van Helsing?


The movie not the TV show.

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Ratchetrockon
08/15/21 9:45:11 PM
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MorbidFaithless
08/15/21 9:53:11 PM
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Welp I'm in the minority. It looked bad. So I never saw it.

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
08/15/21 9:54:10 PM
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Saw it but was not impressed, the whole vampire vs werewolf thing is just lame and stupid.

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Heartomaton
08/15/21 9:55:16 PM
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Saw it. It's okay.

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Doom_Art
08/15/21 9:56:09 PM
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Took a very strong pot cookie and watched it.

I barely remember any of it tbh. Seemed bad from what little I actually recall.

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PMarth2002
08/15/21 10:16:15 PM
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The one from 2004? Yeah, but I don't remember any of it.

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008Zulu
08/15/21 10:18:55 PM
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Wolverine hunted vampires.

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Ruvan22
08/15/21 10:20:45 PM
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Wow maybe I'm the only one that liked it's approach? Combining various monsters with the Dracula mythos and having Van Helsing be a.... crafted arm of the Vatican, none of them he was actually the archangel Gabriel trapped after failing to defeat Dracula. I also liked that the heroine actually fought and wasn't a damsel in distress, even though she died at the end.
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Kastrada
08/15/21 10:20:58 PM
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Saw it in high school. The theater was absolutely packed.

Some idiot parents brought their less-than-five-year old children into the theater late. The oldest kid kept running up and down the aisles and screaming for his parents to come find him when he got lost. The youngest one kept cry-screaming the moment the first werewolf appeared and did not stop for 30 minutes.

On top of the movie being a dumpster fire, it was the worst movie experience I have ever had.


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ApherosyLove
08/15/21 10:21:34 PM
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I saw it in theatres and fell asleep, so I assumed it was bad.

Then I saw it when it hit DVDs and I liked it.

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Mistere Man
08/15/21 10:22:56 PM
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I liked it personally. I mean not the greatest movie ever or anything, but definitely watchable.

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Ruvan22
08/15/21 10:24:22 PM
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ApherosyLove posted...
I saw it in theatres and fell asleep, so I assumed it was bad.

Then I saw it when it hit DVDs and I liked it.

Mistere Man posted...
I liked it personally. I mean not the greatest movie ever or anything, but definitely watchable.

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EnigmaticGale
08/15/21 10:25:08 PM
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First movie I went to the theater by myself for.

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Nukazie
08/15/21 10:26:46 PM
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like the anime, only some of it

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Turbam
08/15/21 10:43:52 PM
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I really enjoy it

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monkmith
08/15/21 10:46:01 PM
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it wasn't bad. kind of felt like they had planned out some prequels to come out after the movie though.

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Pandamonic
08/15/21 10:54:46 PM
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It's a bottom 5 movie for me. One of the worst I've ever seen.
Maybe even bottom 3, because I have at least one good memory of Epic Movie.

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specialkid8
08/15/21 10:56:45 PM
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I own it on DVD as well as the novelization

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FortuneCookie
08/15/21 11:18:30 PM
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Somebody had the bright idea that Van Helsing should have Dracula's number, but get his butt kicked by every other monster in the movie. The guy who should be the biggest menace is the weakest monster of them all.
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sabrestorm
08/15/21 11:18:58 PM
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MorbidFaithless posted...
Welp I'm in the minority. It looked bad. So I never saw it.

same
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Weezy_Tha_Don
08/15/21 11:21:04 PM
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ill raise you one. has anyone played the game based on the movie?

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candyapplered
08/15/21 11:25:39 PM
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Watched it when it came out in the theater. I thought it was a decent flick and I've probably watched it 2-3 times since then.

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specialkid8
08/15/21 11:29:49 PM
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Weezy_Tha_Don posted...
ill raise you one. has anyone played the game based on the movie?

Yep. Good game.

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ApherosyLove
08/15/21 11:31:06 PM
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specialkid8 posted...
Yep. Good game.
Yeah, we rented it from Blockbuster lol

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Kami_no_Kami
08/15/21 11:31:43 PM
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I mean, in the sense that Ive seen bits and pieces of it through TBS before I get bored and change the channel.
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pegusus123456
08/17/21 4:53:33 AM
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I'm very surprised that people hate it ITT. I thought it was a good movie. It's shlock, but it's it's fun shlock.

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brestugo
08/17/21 6:14:01 AM
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Saw it in a theatre. It was decent enough, but it seemed someone decided to throw in the CGI kitchen sink at the end. It was ok until the end for me.

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Wii_Shaker
08/17/21 6:44:37 AM
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I've seen it but I sometimes get it and The Brother's Grimm confused sometimes since they are so similar visually.

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DeadBankerDream
08/17/21 6:48:30 AM
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It was really bad.

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Glob
08/17/21 7:17:02 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
It's shlock

This.

I feel like it's obvious in the first few minutes what you're in for.
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lilORANG
08/17/21 7:18:00 AM
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Ruvan22
08/17/21 7:26:52 AM
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brestugo posted...
Saw it in a theatre. It was decent enough, but it seemed someone decided to throw in the CGI kitchen sink at the end. It was ok until the end for me.

Yeah the vampire ladies CGI and Dracula's was a bit sketchy
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pegusus123456
08/17/21 7:35:04 AM
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Van Helsing is the movie where Dracula is dancing with that woman in a room full of people, he dips her, and she looks in the nearby mirror and realizes the entire room is full of vampires, right?

Because that's a cool scene, you have to admit it.

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specialkid8
08/17/21 8:41:55 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
I'm very surprised that people hate it ITT. I thought it was a good movie. It's shlock, but it's it's fun shlock.

This. Hugh Jackman is always fun, Kate Bechinsale is hot, and the action is over the top and fun. Throwing all the Universal monsters into a mixing bowl together is always a good time. I still want a sequel with Old Man Van Helsing trying to figure out who he is. I recently watched a video that made me revisit League of Extraordinary Gentlemen and these two make a really good double feature of classic literary schlock.

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Flockaveli
08/17/21 8:44:47 AM
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Never even HEARD of this boomer shit.

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-RetroActive-
08/17/21 8:57:57 AM
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Kate Beckinsale is so hot.

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Ruvan22
08/17/21 9:23:08 AM
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specialkid8 posted...
This. Hugh Jackman is always fun, Kate Bechinsale is hot, and the action is over the top and fun. Throwing all the Universal monsters into a mixing bowl together is always a good time. I still want a sequel with Old Man Van Helsing trying to figure out who he is. I recently watched a video that made me revisit League of Extraordinary Gentlemen and these two make a really good double feature of classic literary schlock.

My thoughts exactly! Especially after being disowned by the order but having new insight on evil /redepmtion I was eager to see where the (limited) character development would go next. There was some similarity with King Arthur of the same year - a character who finds out their years of work have been for an external source that was misleading them and having to redefine their purpose.

I don't mind Ana coming back as a spirit but wouldn't want her to actually be resurrected as it would take away from the "good comes at a cost" theme
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Glob
08/17/21 9:46:14 AM
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Flockaveli posted...
Never even HEARD of this boomer shit.

I don't think you know what boomer means.
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brestugo
08/17/21 10:12:34 AM
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Flockaveli posted...
Never even HEARD of this boomer shit.

Ignorance is not a good look.

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brestugo
08/17/21 10:14:33 AM
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Ruvan22 posted...
Yeah the vampire ladies CGI and Dracula's was a bit sketchy
It ruined what was otherwise an ok to ok+ movie, IMO. I walked out thinking, "meh".

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_Squirtle_
08/17/21 10:35:20 AM
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The vampire ladies were so hot

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Jagr_68
08/17/21 10:39:26 AM
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Too much fucking Michael Bay shit in what should've ideally been a scary monster movie. 2000s were a really stupid time for movies.

Ruvan22 posted...
Yeah the vampire ladies CGI and Dracula's was a bit sketchy

As in the clearly nude vampires had no nipples or vaginas to cater to the PG-13 rating? Yes I agree it was ultra shitty.

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modena
08/17/21 10:40:22 AM
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Saw it at a drive in,Jacksonville FL.

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Lukey_Bug
08/17/21 10:41:24 AM
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Pretty sure i took a date to it.

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Ruvan22
08/17/21 11:39:26 AM
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Lukey_Bug posted...
Pretty sure i took a date to it.

Did you tell him/her "I vanntt to suckkk your blood"?
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lolife67
08/17/21 11:43:13 AM
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It would have been better if Kate Beckinsale was the lead character. She was a much better monster slayer than Van Helsing.
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Ruvan22
08/17/21 11:50:23 AM
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lolife67 posted...
It would have been better if Kate Beckinsale was the lead character. She was a much better monster slayer than Van Helsing.
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