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HylianFox
08/11/21 1:58:40 AM
#52:


Kanaya413 posted...
What????

it was Contra, see post 39

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HylianFox
08/11/21 2:01:15 AM
#53:


A son has to collect tons of garbage and other objects in order to fix his father's mistake.

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DrizztLink
08/11/21 2:02:06 AM
#54:


Lunar_Savage posted...
You leave home to find a run away and wind up battling the ghost of an ancient empire that helped destroy the world. Oh, and along the way you face the horror filled landscape it left behind and you're presented with increasingly fucked up situations to morally navigate your conscience.
I wanna say Earthbound because that sounds fucking weird and I usually associate that with Earthbound.

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hockeybub89
08/11/21 2:02:33 AM
#55:


A homeless gamer beats up a governor to save the country

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pegusus123456
08/11/21 2:03:18 AM
#56:


DrizztLink posted...
I wanna say Earthbound because that sounds fucking weird and I usually associate that with Earthbound.
I was also thinking Earthbound, but I don't know enough about it to know for sure.

HylianFox posted...
A son has to collect tons of garbage and other objects in order to fix his father's mistake.
Katamari Damacy 100%

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Tappor
08/11/21 2:04:12 AM
#57:


Mistere Man posted...
What game is this? It sounds interesting.
Xenoblade Chronicles

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bigtiggie23
08/11/21 2:04:20 AM
#58:


DrizztLink posted...

I wanna say Earthbound because that sounds fucking weird and I usually associate that with Earthbound.

I thought it was Horizon: Zero Dawn
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pegusus123456
08/11/21 2:05:31 AM
#59:


bigtiggie23 posted...
I thought it was Horizon: Zero Dawn
I don't think so. There aren't all that many moral choices in the game and Aloy doesn't leave home to find a runaway.

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HylianFox
08/11/21 2:08:46 AM
#60:


You save people by hitting them with fruit.

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Cemith
08/11/21 2:09:33 AM
#61:


Big Boom and he's also her.

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Mistere Man
08/11/21 2:09:52 AM
#62:


Tappor posted...
Xenoblade Chronicles
Thank you!

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Slayer_22
08/11/21 2:12:27 AM
#63:


Some guy gets mad and kills a bunch of kids but can't take care of his own.

A bunch of guys fight and kill each other to save earth but some asshole cheats.

Guy kills a bunch of people and feels bad about it for the whole thing.

ROADTRIP!!!!!

ROBOTS HAVE SOULS!!!1

Guy thinks he's alone, kills his dog, finds out he isn't alone, then kills himself anyway.
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HylianFox
08/11/21 2:13:43 AM
#64:


Slayer_22 posted...
Guy thinks he's alone, kills his dog, finds out he isn't alone, then kills himself anyway.

the hell kind of games you been playin

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bigtiggie23
08/11/21 2:15:33 AM
#65:


A dead girl tells her unborn child how the rest of the family died.
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IfGodCouldDie
08/11/21 2:15:44 AM
#66:


A landlord takes the next step and makes sure you can never leave.

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Slayer_22
08/11/21 2:16:35 AM
#67:


HylianFox posted...


the hell kind of games you been playin

Oh, my bad, that one was a movie.

But I'm sure a game does that too.
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DrizztLink
08/11/21 2:16:35 AM
#68:


IfGodCouldDie posted...
A landlord takes the next step and makes sure you can never leave.
Definitely GTA.

I never figured out the doors to my apartment. :(

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Tyranthraxus
08/11/21 2:16:39 AM
#69:


Man destroys the world to prevent demons from destroying the world

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IfGodCouldDie
08/11/21 2:16:59 AM
#70:


DrizztLink posted...
Definitely GTA.

I never figured out the doors to my apartment. :(
No. Something much more sinister.

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DrizztLink
08/11/21 2:17:49 AM
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Tyranthraxus
08/11/21 2:18:41 AM
#72:


IfGodCouldDie posted...
No. Something much more sinister.

It's animal crossing isn't it

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Nukazie
08/11/21 2:18:52 AM
#73:


one guy gets into enemy territory to disrupt whatever they're doing

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DrizztLink
08/11/21 2:19:09 AM
#74:


Nukazie posted...
one guy gets into enemy territory to disrupt whatever they're doing
wololo

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Slayer_22
08/11/21 2:20:41 AM
#75:


The arcana is the means by which all is revealed.
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Darmik
08/11/21 2:21:54 AM
#76:


A boy who ran away from the circus overcomes childhood trauma with the primary villain after sneezing out his own brain.

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pegusus123456
08/11/21 2:23:51 AM
#77:


Darmik posted...
A boy who ran away from the circus overcomes childhood trauma with the primary villain after sneezing out his own brain.
Psychonauts

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Wii_Shaker
08/11/21 2:23:55 AM
#78:


HylianFox posted...
A son has to collect tons of garbage and other objects in order to fix his father's mistake.
I want to say Fallout 3 but the "tons of garbage" feels more like Fallout 4.

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HylianFox
08/11/21 2:25:20 AM
#79:


A pair of snakes do battle with a giant severed foot.

Have I mentioned that most video games already have weird plots?

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Aressar
08/11/21 2:30:27 AM
#80:


The protagonist has a special weapon/ability/device, and then the antagonist has an even more powerful weapon/ability/device, and then they fight.

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pegusus123456
08/11/21 2:31:24 AM
#81:


Wii_Shaker posted...
I want to say Fallout 3 but the "tons of garbage" feels more like Fallout 4.
Nah, I promise it's Katamari Damacy. The plot is that the King of All Cosmos gets drunk, breaks all the stars, and then he forces his son to collect random shit from Earth to turn into new stars.

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IfGodCouldDie
08/11/21 2:31:52 AM
#82:


Tyranthraxus posted...
It's animal crossing isn't it
Yes.

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Mistere Man
08/11/21 2:33:37 AM
#83:


Some jerk keeps ruining your life for years, but when you finally get a chance at pay back it is extremely lack luster especially if you arent fast enough.

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Lunar_Savage
08/11/21 2:35:16 AM
#84:


DrizztLink posted...
I wanna say Earthbound because that sounds fucking weird and I usually associate that with Earthbound.

Lmao that's a hell of a guess but incorrect.

My plot description was of Fallout 3.

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HylianFox
08/11/21 2:35:22 AM
#85:


You're recruited to lead an insurrection on an alien world by fighting candy with candy.

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NocturneD85
08/11/21 2:39:28 AM
#86:


MarbyIsBack posted...
One man tries to stop a criminal organization using the might of real estate, while another man breakdances to save a blind girl.

Yakuza 0 right?

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MrMallard
08/11/21 2:52:08 AM
#88:


A time traveller from the future who was raised in the past returns to stop the destruction of the world with the help of the king of a Mad Max-esque nation and a weasel.

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Trumble
08/11/21 2:52:28 AM
#89:


Stuff happens.

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Try_Another___
08/11/21 2:52:32 AM
#90:


Invincible mailman gets the last laugh

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Tyranthraxus
08/11/21 2:55:09 AM
#91:


MrMallard posted...
A time traveller from the future who was raised in the past returns to stop the destruction of the world with the help of the king of a Mad Max-esque nation and a weasel.
Jak & Daxter

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hockeybub89
08/11/21 2:56:57 AM
#92:


One-eyed man kills his mom who was actually the hero

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Questionmarktarius
08/11/21 3:28:16 AM
#93:


Hitler's head explodes
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Kim_Seong-a
08/11/21 3:29:37 AM
#94:


Trumble posted...
Stuff happens.

Endless Ocean?

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bigtiggie23
08/11/21 6:21:04 AM
#95:


Mistere Man posted...
Some jerk keeps ruining your life for years, but when you finally get a chance at pay back it is extremely lack luster especially if you arent fast enough.

Sounds like Fable 2.
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Ilishe
08/11/21 6:22:40 AM
#96:


Commoner dude backstabs his way to power.

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Heliogabalus
08/11/21 6:26:22 AM
#97:


A postman hates delivering shit in the rain.

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segasaturn
08/11/21 6:28:26 AM
#98:


Emo kid saves the world by becoming a door.

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Bloodmoon77
08/11/21 6:28:27 AM
#99:


An angry man blows up a wedding offering

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Unspecified_NPC
08/11/21 6:37:19 AM
#100:


Lunar_Savage posted...
Lmao that's a hell of a guess but incorrect.

My plot description was of Fallout 3.
Dammit I was right lol

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SuperVegitoFAN
08/11/21 6:48:51 AM
#101:


Im bad at this, but lemme try

Badass accepts undercover mission because daughter died.


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WarriorFenix
08/11/21 7:03:33 AM
#102:


You play as an undercover cop but sadly you won't ever make it out the garage :(

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