Current Events > Aliens will land on earth tomorrow to start war, says 'time traveller from 2714'

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Ratchetrockon
08/11/21 5:26:05 AM
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Its 526 am eastern time what time they comin

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Strider102
08/11/21 5:31:18 AM
#52:


Wait a minute.

What if the time traveler messed things up?

What if him interfering with the timeline by giving us this message means the war starts today!?

Oh shit...

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nfearurspecimn
08/11/21 6:20:55 AM
#53:


Tom Clark posted...


Don't worry guys, this alien invasion isn't real, it's all just a part of the efforts to nuke the Vatican.
it's really sad that people are fooled by this shit

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Criminalt
08/11/21 12:37:08 PM
#54:


I've travelled back in time from tomorrow and I can assure you he made it all up.

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Umbreon
08/11/21 12:40:13 PM
#55:


Tyranthraxus posted...
The guy's full of shit everyone knows the war with aliens doesn't start until 2101

What happen?

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littlebro07
08/11/21 12:43:08 PM
#56:


Tom Clark posted...


Don't worry guys, this alien invasion isn't real, it's all just a part of the efforts to nuke the Vatican.


I love seeing stuff like this on Facebook

its a great way to instantly know I should never take anything that person ever says seriously

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BeyondWalls
08/11/21 12:47:19 PM
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ProfessorKukui posted...
On the upside, humanity has made it to the year 2714.
Thats how you know its fake.

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UnholyMudcrab
08/11/21 1:09:30 PM
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Questionmarktarius
08/11/21 1:35:28 PM
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ProfessorKukui posted...
On the upside, humanity has made it to the year 2714.
Yeah... that war apparently wasn't too effective.
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Strider102
08/11/21 4:03:12 PM
#60:


No reports of an Alien craft being sighted yet.

I think the guy was lying.

Or he changed the timeline.

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b_hamnite
08/11/21 4:23:16 PM
#61:


Strider102 posted...
No reports of an Alien craft being sighted yet.

I think the guy was lying.

Or he changed the timeline.

Dammit, Barry...




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Rowdy54
08/11/21 4:41:29 PM
#62:


Where alien?
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Strider102
08/11/21 4:45:07 PM
#63:


Nothing new and exciting ever happens.

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CADE FOSTER
08/11/21 5:32:27 PM
#64:


Lol I'm still waiting damn it
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Lunar_Savage
08/11/21 5:39:41 PM
#65:


Could it be feasible the Internet has lied to me!? Oh mercy me, oh mercy my. What HAS this wretched world come to!?

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Srk700
08/11/21 5:42:21 PM
#66:


I've been staring out the window all day. Where the aliens at?
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Strider102
08/11/21 6:00:30 PM
#67:


Lunar_Savage posted...
Could it be feasible the Internet has lied to me!? Oh mercy me, oh mercy my. What HAS this wretched world come to!?

The time traveler messed up the timeline.

If he hadn't said anything we would have seen the aliens already.

The only feasible explanation.

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Ilishe
08/11/21 6:07:24 PM
#68:


Better call it off now, they're on to us

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EmbraceOfDeath
08/11/21 6:09:54 PM
#69:


Yeah, I don't think an intergalactic war would happen within the next 700 years. Maybe an interstellar one though.

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Strider102
08/11/21 6:15:23 PM
#70:


Even the 5g radiation vaporization of people didn't happen.

Time travelers ruin everything.

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TheHoldSteady
08/11/21 6:17:48 PM
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The aliens must've heard about what they did to Jeopardy

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Strider102
08/11/21 6:23:41 PM
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Kinda disappointing. This means we won't discover Atlantis next year and the aliens won't infiltrate our government.

And colonizing Mars? Forget about it now.

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ssj3vegeta_
08/11/21 6:27:29 PM
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Tyranthraxus
08/11/21 6:28:34 PM
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ssj3vegeta_ posted...
Wtf nothing happened

They stole our mars rock.

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Strider102
08/11/21 6:29:33 PM
#75:


Tyranthraxus posted...
They stole our mars rock.

My god...

That could only mean...

Oh no...

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CADE FOSTER
08/11/21 8:22:35 PM
#76:


maybe him traveling back in time prevented it from happening the butterfly effect or some such
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Strider102
08/11/21 8:31:05 PM
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CADE FOSTER posted...
maybe him traveling back in time prevented it from happening the butterfly effect or some such

And then he faded from existence.

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Lokison
08/11/21 8:32:38 PM
#78:


I see no aliens.

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Strider102
08/11/21 8:51:00 PM
#79:


Real talk though, things like this make me miss when the Paranormal/Conspiracy Board was good.

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CADE FOSTER
08/11/21 8:53:48 PM
#80:


just once i would like one of these nuts to be real
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Nukazie
08/11/21 9:03:22 PM
#81:


CADE FOSTER posted...
just once i would like one of these nuts to be real


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ShotgunSilencer
08/11/21 9:05:53 PM
#82:


Where's these aliens at? I even bought pizza to offer them
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Strider102
08/11/21 9:09:47 PM
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ShotgunSilencer posted...
Where's these aliens at? I even bought pizza to offer them

What if pizza to them is what a dove was to the aliens from Mars Attacks?

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The Sock
08/11/21 10:43:15 PM
#84:


THERE'S NO FUCKING ALIENS. I'M SO MAD. I WANTED AN ALIEN WAR TO START SO I DON'T HAVE TO GO TO WORK ANYMORE.

Dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Strider102
08/11/21 10:44:05 PM
#85:


The Sock posted...
THERE'S NO FUCKING ALIENS. I'M SO MAD. I WANTED AN ALIEN WAR TO START SO I DON'T HAVE TO GO TO WORK ANYMORE.

Dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, to be fair, we still had to wait until 2025 for the actual war.

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VFrench2
08/11/21 10:44:56 PM
#86:


The Sock posted...
THERE'S NO FUCKING ALIENS. I'M SO MAD. I WANTED AN ALIEN WAR TO START SO I DON'T HAVE TO GO TO WORK ANYMORE.

Dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I agree with this post, EXCEPT - I wanted an alien war so that President Bill Pullman could give a rousing speech about how we will not go quietly into the night.
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The Sock
08/11/21 10:46:16 PM
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Strider102 posted...
Well, to be fair, we still had to wait until 2025 for the actual war.

Oh. Well, even then, if aliens actually exposed themselves to mankind peacefully before the war five years later I'd quit my job the same day first contact was made. Like, why even care about mundane things like going to work, paying bills, etc. anymore when aliens are real?!

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CADE FOSTER
08/12/21 12:07:59 AM
#89:


God damn it another fake one got my hopes up for nothing
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apocalyptic_4
08/12/21 12:09:15 AM
#90:


Damn I got my booty greased up for no reason

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Strider102
08/12/21 12:12:32 AM
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No reports of alien craft being sighted yet.

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UnholyMudcrab
08/12/21 12:39:56 AM
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Strider102
08/12/21 12:42:25 AM
#94:


I don't even see a meteor shower.

This is lame.

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Evol
08/12/21 12:42:54 AM
#95:


It hasnt happened yet yall. Theyre supposed to come in with the Perseid meteor shower that hasnt peaked yet.
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Evol
08/12/21 12:48:21 AM
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Strider102
08/12/21 12:49:02 AM
#97:


I saw a single meteor.

Pretty sure it wasn't an alien craft though.

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jumi
08/12/21 1:14:08 AM
#98:


apocalyptic_4 posted...
Damn I got my booty greased up for no reason

No anal probes for you.

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...at least, not from aliens.

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Exterminateer
08/12/21 1:31:27 AM
#99:


Dont worry guys the 5g towers shot them down and the vaccine chips erased the memory from your brains i know this because my tinfoil enhanced maga hat protected me from the brain stuff

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Strider102
08/12/21 11:38:05 PM
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Another time traveler with zero credibility. I knew the odds were high it wouldn't happen, but, maybe next time will be different.

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El Mexicano Texano
08/12/21 11:43:06 PM
#101:


I wonder if we will get alien money? Like for covid but this time for aliens

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