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UnfairRepresent 08/10/21 6:59:21 AM #1: |
He just turned up uninvited at your home with beer, nachos and Chinese food. Then says:
"I just thought we could watch the game together or somesuch. You know, figured you might have something you've been wanting to talk to me about." How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ZevLoveDOOM 08/10/21 7:00:18 AM #2: |
"What, no cocaine and hookers?? Gtfo!"
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Xavier_On_High 08/10/21 7:00:43 AM #3: |
I would have many questions. Mostly about the afterlife.
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VerisimiIitude 08/10/21 7:02:19 AM #4: |
This would be him attempting to make an effort for once so I guess we could hang out.
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Turbam 08/10/21 7:05:14 AM #5: |
"I told you 17 years ago that I never wanted to talk to you again, so go the fuck away"
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Garioshi 08/10/21 7:31:02 AM #6: |
My dad's never had a drink in his life, so something's gone terribly wrong
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Shablagoo 08/10/21 7:39:54 AM #7: |
Well he cant be a zombie so I assume hes a ghost. Can ghosts even drink beer? Can they move material objects, for that matter?
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David1988 08/10/21 7:50:54 AM #8: |
My dad doesnt drink because hes Muslim, my first reaction would be shock followed by curiosity if he stopped believing because hes always been a devout believer.
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Wii_Shaker 08/10/21 7:53:12 AM #9: |
I miss my dad. He'd actually do stuff like this. We'd grab drinks and shoot pool.
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BloodMoon7 08/10/21 8:05:33 AM #10: |
He's been gone for over a decade.
In an instant a small knife is in my hands and I lunge towards him. But that's only a diversion. In one swift motion I knock the nachos into the air to disorient him. That's when I knock the Chinese food into the floor behind him as he stumbles backward. Then as he slips on the food, I grab a beer bottle and slam it on his head. Before he can recover, I grab a bat and just start beating the shit out of him. --- My maid will hear about this. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 08/10/21 9:03:59 AM #11: |
David1988 posted...
My dad doesnt drink because hes Muslim, my first reaction would be shock followed by curiosity if he stopped believing because hes always been a devout believer.Beer'll do that to ya --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MrResetti 08/10/21 9:06:51 AM #12: |
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The_Korey 08/10/21 9:41:59 AM #13: |
Beer. Nachos. Chinese Food. Watching the game. My dad knows I have no interest in at least 3 of these things. It's actually all 4, but he knows 3 and I am disappoint.
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Turbam 08/10/21 9:47:27 AM #14: |
The_Korey posted...
Beer. Nachos. Chinese Food. Watching the game. My dad knows I have no interest in at least 3 of these things. It's actually all 4, but he knows 3 and I am disappoint.WTF? You don't like nachos? I'm unfriending you. --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The_Korey 08/10/21 9:49:01 AM #15: |
Turbam posted...
WTF? You never loved me to begin with! --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 08/10/21 10:32:22 AM #16: |
"fine, you can have my espn+ password"
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Compsognathus 08/10/21 10:35:43 AM #17: |
I ask several questions about the Chinese food as he knows I have to be fairly careful with it given its tendency to not be vegetarian.
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teep_ 08/10/21 11:03:55 AM #18: |
David1988 posted...
My dad doesnt drink because hes Muslim This, plus he's in a foreign country right now, so flying over and not quarantining would be pretty irresponsible of him tbh --- post Edit: copy my sig ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 08/11/21 8:34:43 AM #19: |
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BloodMoon7 08/11/21 8:40:00 AM #20: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
Could be non alcoholic beerWhere I'm from, that's basically a death sentence for such a heinous assault, to offer them non alcoholic beer. --- My maid will hear about this. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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teep_ 08/11/21 8:40:29 AM #21: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
Could be non alcoholic beer Could be. My second point still stands, though --- post Edit: copy my sig ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Irony 08/11/21 8:40:36 AM #22: |
My dad ded
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BloodMoon7 08/11/21 8:41:47 AM #23: |
Irony posted...
My dad dedGhost nachos. --- My maid will hear about this. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 08/13/21 4:43:25 AM #24: |
teep_ posted...
Could be. My second point still stands, thoughMaybe he already did the quarantine --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BloodMoon7 08/13/21 4:48:38 AM #25: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
Maybe he already did the quarantineMaybe it's ghost nachos. --- My maid will hear about this. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pfh1001 08/13/21 4:51:10 AM #26: |
I'd be thrilled that my dad had recovered so well that he could do that, even if it is a little strange that he's started drinking after being sober for 15 years.
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