Current Events > Scenario: Your dad turns up with beer, nachos and Chinese food

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UnfairRepresent 08/10/21 6:59:21 AM #1:	He just turned up uninvited at your home with beer, nachos and Chinese food. Then says: "I just thought we could watch the game together or somesuch. You know, figured you might have something you've been wanting to talk to me about." How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:956946796] in Scenario: ... [t:79607128]...</cite> <quote>He just turned up uninvited at your home with beer, nachos and Chinese food. Then says: "I just thought we could watch the game together or somesuch. You know, figured you might have something you've been wanting to talk to me about." How do you react? What do you do? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 08/10/21 7:00:18 AM #2:	"What, no cocaine and hookers?? Gtfo!" <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:956946806] in Scenario: ... [t:79607128]...</cite> <quote>"What, no cocaine and hookers?? Gtfo!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xavier_On_High 08/10/21 7:00:43 AM #3:	I would have many questions. Mostly about the afterlife. --- http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltnafhjcUz1qmxswbo1_500.gif <cite>Xavier_On_High posted [p:956946812] in Scenario: ... [t:79607128]...</cite> <quote>I would have many questions. Mostly about the afterlife. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VerisimiIitude 08/10/21 7:02:19 AM #4:	This would be him attempting to make an effort for once so I guess we could hang out. --- Onyx87 Feel the love... <cite>VerisimiIitude posted [p:956946828] in Scenario: ... [t:79607128]...</cite> <quote>This would be him attempting to make an effort for once so I guess we could hang out. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 08/10/21 7:05:14 AM #5:	"I told you 17 years ago that I never wanted to talk to you again, so go the fuck away" --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:956946864] in Scenario: ... [t:79607128]...</cite> <quote>"I told you 17 years ago that I never wanted to talk to you again, so go the fuck away" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Garioshi 08/10/21 7:31:02 AM #6:	My dad's never had a drink in his life, so something's gone terribly wrong --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 <cite>Garioshi posted [p:956947192] in Scenario: ... [t:79607128]...</cite> <quote>My dad's never had a drink in his life, so something's gone terribly wrong </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shablagoo 08/10/21 7:39:54 AM #7:	Well he cant be a zombie so I assume hes a ghost. Can ghosts even drink beer? Can they move material objects, for that matter? --- "If you wanna grow your business you need to exploit more." ~Austin_Era_II "Out of those two? Racist for me... easily." ~Vicious_Dios <cite>Shablagoo posted [p:956947314] in Scenario: ... [t:79607128]...</cite> <quote>Well he cant be a zombie so I assume hes a ghost. Can ghosts even drink beer? Can they move material objects, for that matter? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
David1988 08/10/21 7:50:54 AM #8:	My dad doesnt drink because hes Muslim, my first reaction would be shock followed by curiosity if he stopped believing because hes always been a devout believer. --- Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. <cite>David1988 posted [p:956947485] in Scenario: ... [t:79607128]...</cite> <quote>My dad doesnt drink because hes Muslim, my first reaction would be shock followed by curiosity if he stopped believing because hes always been a devout believer. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wii_Shaker 08/10/21 7:53:12 AM #9:	I miss my dad. He'd actually do stuff like this. We'd grab drinks and shoot pool. --- "He busted in, blessed be the Lord Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM 1970-2020 (G.O.A.T.) <cite>Wii_Shaker posted [p:956947518] in Scenario: ... [t:79607128]...</cite> <quote>I miss my dad. He'd actually do stuff like this. We'd grab drinks and shoot pool. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 08/10/21 8:05:33 AM #10:	He's been gone for over a decade. In an instant a small knife is in my hands and I lunge towards him. But that's only a diversion. In one swift motion I knock the nachos into the air to disorient him. That's when I knock the Chinese food into the floor behind him as he stumbles backward. Then as he slips on the food, I grab a beer bottle and slam it on his head. Before he can recover, I grab a bat and just start beating the shit out of him. --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:956947704] in Scenario: ... [t:79607128]...</cite> <quote>He's been gone for over a decade. In an instant a small knife is in my hands and I lunge towards him. But that's only a diversion. In one swift motion I knock the nachos into the air to disorient him. That's when I knock the Chinese food into the floor behind him as he stumbles backward. Then as he slips on the food, I grab a beer bottle and slam it on his head. Before he can recover, I grab a bat and just start beating the shit out of him. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 08/10/21 9:03:59 AM #11:	David1988 posted... My dad doesnt drink because hes Muslim, my first reaction would be shock followed by curiosity if he stopped believing because hes always been a devout believer. Beer'll do that to ya --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:956948744] in Scenario: ... [t:79607128]...</cite> <quote>David1988 posted... </cite> <quote>My dad doesnt drink because hes Muslim, my first reaction would be shock followed by curiosity if he stopped believing because hes always been a devout believer.</quote>Beer'll do that to ya </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrResetti 08/10/21 9:06:51 AM #12:	"nachos?" --- https://imgur.com/GRZEGPm https://imgur.com/OeMgQZT <cite>MrResetti posted [p:956948804] in Scenario: ... [t:79607128]...</cite> <quote>"nachos?" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 08/10/21 9:41:59 AM #13:	Beer. Nachos. Chinese Food. Watching the game. My dad knows I have no interest in at least 3 of these things. It's actually all 4, but he knows 3 and I am disappoint. --- https://imgur.com/PpxZDof \| https://imgur.com/xMGLcGE https://imgur.com/nsBw6Sy \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:956949586] in Scenario: ... [t:79607128]...</cite> <quote>Beer. Nachos. Chinese Food. Watching the game. My dad knows I have no interest in at least 3 of these things. It's actually all 4, but he knows 3 and I am disappoint. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 08/10/21 9:47:27 AM #14:	The_Korey posted... Beer. Nachos. Chinese Food. Watching the game. My dad knows I have no interest in at least 3 of these things. It's actually all 4, but he knows 3 and I am disappoint. WTF? You don't like nachos? I'm unfriending you. --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:956949697] in Scenario: ... [t:79607128]...</cite> <quote>The_Korey posted... </cite> <quote>Beer. Nachos. Chinese Food. Watching the game. My dad knows I have no interest in at least 3 of these things. It's actually all 4, but he knows 3 and I am disappoint.</quote>WTF? You don't like nachos? I'm unfriending you. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 08/10/21 9:49:01 AM #15:	Turbam posted... WTF? You don't like nachos? I'm unfriending you. You never loved me to begin with! --- https://imgur.com/PpxZDof \| https://imgur.com/xMGLcGE https://imgur.com/nsBw6Sy \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:956949729] in Scenario: ... [t:79607128]...</cite> <quote>Turbam posted... </cite> <quote>WTF? You don't like nachos? I'm unfriending you.</quote> You never loved me to begin with! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 08/10/21 10:32:22 AM #16:	"fine, you can have my espn+ password" <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:956950783] in Scenario: ... [t:79607128]...</cite> <quote>"fine, you can have my espn+ password" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Compsognathus 08/10/21 10:35:43 AM #17:	I ask several questions about the Chinese food as he knows I have to be fairly careful with it given its tendency to not be vegetarian. Otherwise I open a beer and watch the game. --- Gheb is my other account <cite>Compsognathus posted [p:956950869] in Scenario: ... [t:79607128]...</cite> <quote>I ask several questions about the Chinese food as he knows I have to be fairly careful with it given its tendency to not be vegetarian. Otherwise I open a beer and watch the game. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teep_ 08/10/21 11:03:55 AM #18:	David1988 posted... My dad doesnt drink because hes Muslim This, plus he's in a foreign country right now, so flying over and not quarantining would be pretty irresponsible of him tbh --- post Edit: copy my sig <cite>teep_ posted [p:956951570] in Scenario: ... [t:79607128]...</cite> <quote>David1988 posted...</cite> <quote>My dad doesnt drink because hes Muslim</quote> This, plus he's in a foreign country right now, so flying over and not quarantining would be pretty irresponsible of him tbh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 08/11/21 8:34:43 AM #19:	Could be non alcoholic beer --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:956979861] in Scenario: ... [t:79607128]...</cite> <quote>Could be non alcoholic beer </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 08/11/21 8:40:00 AM #20:	UnfairRepresent posted... Could be non alcoholic beer Where I'm from, that's basically a death sentence for such a heinous assault, to offer them non alcoholic beer. --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:956979961] in Scenario: ... [t:79607128]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>Could be non alcoholic beer</quote>Where I'm from, that's basically a death sentence for such a heinous assault, to offer them non alcoholic beer. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teep_ 08/11/21 8:40:29 AM #21:	UnfairRepresent posted... Could be non alcoholic beer Could be. My second point still stands, though --- post Edit: copy my sig <cite>teep_ posted [p:956979970] in Scenario: ... [t:79607128]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>Could be non alcoholic beer</quote> Could be. My second point still stands, though</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 08/11/21 8:40:36 AM #22:	My dad ded --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:956979974] in Scenario: ... [t:79607128]...</cite> <quote>My dad ded </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 08/11/21 8:41:47 AM #23:	Irony posted... My dad ded Ghost nachos. --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:956979995] in Scenario: ... [t:79607128]...</cite> <quote>Irony posted... </cite> <quote>My dad ded</quote>Ghost nachos. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 08/13/21 4:43:25 AM #24:	teep_ posted... Could be. My second point still stands, though Maybe he already did the quarantine --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:957041537] in Scenario: ... [t:79607128]...</cite> <quote>teep_ posted... </cite> <quote>Could be. My second point still stands, though</quote>Maybe he already did the quarantine </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 08/13/21 4:48:38 AM #25:	UnfairRepresent posted... Maybe he already did the quarantine Maybe it's ghost nachos. --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:957041591] in Scenario: ... [t:79607128]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>Maybe he already did the quarantine</quote>Maybe it's ghost nachos. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pfh1001 08/13/21 4:51:10 AM #26:	I'd be thrilled that my dad had recovered so well that he could do that, even if it is a little strange that he's started drinking after being sober for 15 years. <cite>pfh1001 posted [p:957041619] in Scenario: ... [t:79607128]...</cite> <quote>I'd be thrilled that my dad had recovered so well that he could do that, even if it is a little strange that he's started drinking after being sober for 15 years.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > Scenario: Your dad turns up with beer, nachos and Chinese food