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UnfairRepresent
08/09/21 4:54:38 PM
#1:


Do you go for it?



Money is after tax but you won't get a cent of it until Hank Hill beats all of Dark Souls 2: Scholar of The First Sin. Without mods, cheats or trainers

You can teach him tips, how to play and what to do but he has to actively do it himself.




Also in this scenario, Hank Hill exists

Do you try it?
if so What do you do?

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Xavier_On_High
08/09/21 4:55:50 PM
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Does he know I'm getting him to do it for the money? That changes the dynamic.

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3PiesAndAFork
08/09/21 4:56:05 PM
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I wouldn't even waste my time trying tbh.

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nothanks1
08/09/21 4:56:29 PM
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>give him cheat engine
>done
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mustachedmystic
08/09/21 4:58:30 PM
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All you gotta do is convince him that the game is about propane, he'll beat it in no time.

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Ushiromiya
08/09/21 4:58:39 PM
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Well, he did get way into that game that one time. I'll figure it out.

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The_Korey
08/09/21 5:04:45 PM
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You don't need to teach him a thing, if he gets hooked. There was an episode where some kids made a game parodying him, and what started as playing ironically ended with him getting addicted to it and slaughtering every other player. His wife ended up joining in with hacks from the devs just to destroy him in game n snap him out of his trance.

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Tropicalwood
08/09/21 5:05:13 PM
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I would do it just to invade him every step of the way as Rusty Shackleford.

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Will_VIIII
08/09/21 5:10:25 PM
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I'd tell him id buy him a brand new truck if he could pull it off

We know he can be a gamer

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a-c-a-b
08/09/21 5:29:46 PM
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https://youtu.be/IoSkym-lTmw
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Stewman_Magoo
08/09/21 5:35:39 PM
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That's literally impossible.

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BloodMoon7
08/09/21 5:35:46 PM
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There's a gamer inside of all us Hank.

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monkmith
08/09/21 5:37:10 PM
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well that's simple, just tell him the end goal is to relight the world's propane burning pilot light.

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Relient_K
08/09/21 5:39:13 PM
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I doubt I could beat it myself. Never tried any of the souls style games but since the main defining characteristic people mention is that they're hard I have no interest in it.

I'd need to try to play it myself to see if I could coach someone through it.

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UnfairRepresent
08/09/21 5:42:34 PM
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Relient_K posted...
I doubt I could beat it myself.

You don't have to

you need to train Hank Hill to do it

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Prestoff
08/09/21 5:59:00 PM
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Just tell him the game is Propane and the controller are Propane accesories.

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meralonne
08/09/21 6:16:33 PM
#17:


You don't actually have to kill the Royal Rat Vanguard to beat Dark Souls 2.

But I couldn't in all good conscience try to talk anyone into playing Dark Souls 2 for any reason.

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ViewtifulJoe
08/09/21 6:30:05 PM
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Definitely a job for a magic build. We can talk about how propane might be used to create and throw all those projectiles. Being associated with propane caused him to get attached to a game once, maybe it can happen again.

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UnfairRepresent
08/10/21 2:23:05 AM
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ViewtifulJoe posted...
. Being associated with propane caused him to get attached to a game once,
https://youtu.be/_KTsywB6GNQ

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