Current Events > Elon Musk plans to launch a satellite that displays ads in space
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Smashingpmkns 08/09/21 4:21:02 PM #1: |
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FabIe 08/09/21 4:22:21 PM #2: |
More and more I believe Harambe dying was a nexus event and our timeline is overdue for pruning.
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DarthAragorn 08/09/21 4:23:03 PM #3: |
capitalism was a mistake
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uwnim 08/09/21 4:23:04 PM #4: |
Who is going to even be seeing those ads?
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Weezy_Tha_Don 08/09/21 4:24:08 PM #5: |
next well be seeing ads in our sleep
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UnholyMudcrab 08/09/21 4:25:11 PM #6: |
Gone are the days of constellations. Soon we'll be pointing out the Big McDonald's Arch and the Southern Coke
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SSJ5_Goku 08/09/21 4:25:23 PM #7: |
But nevermind world hunger, the student loan crisis, the housing crisis, or the job crisis guys. THIS is what we should be spending money on.
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Diegui 08/09/21 4:25:43 PM #8: |
haha
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AwesomeFawful 08/09/21 4:26:00 PM #9: |
DarthAragorn posted...
capitalism was a mistake --- "Socialism is when the government does stuff, and it's more socialism the more stuff it does, and when it does a real lot of stuff, that's communism!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CADE FOSTER 08/09/21 4:26:09 PM #10: |
Elon is a huge fucking troll
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Smashingpmkns 08/09/21 4:26:39 PM #11: |
Gonna buy ad space and make everyone across the world see my nuts when they look at the night sky
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Turtlemayor333 08/09/21 4:31:17 PM #12: |
It's inevitable the ad will be hacked to show lewd anime
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Kloe_Rinz 08/09/21 4:33:04 PM #13: |
Arent the satellites so high up you cant see them anyway
he should be focusing on getting starlink up and going not toxic marketing trash ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Finis-XII 08/09/21 4:33:27 PM #14: |
DarthAragorn posted...
capitalism was a mistake --- "This close, I can hear your heart beating. Thump, thump...that's how you sound... <3" - Chie https://imgur.com/gfiAZKK ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MacadamianNut3 08/09/21 4:39:17 PM #15: |
Real-life Tony Stark rite
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PrettyBoyFloyd 08/09/21 4:59:51 PM #16: |
Imagine the first page of CE in the sky for the world to see?
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Unsugarized_Foo 08/09/21 5:07:33 PM #18: |
If it's a one time thing, funny
If not, extremely gross --- "All I have is my balls and my word, and I don't break them for anyone!"-Tony Montana ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Imit8m3 08/09/21 5:17:00 PM #19: |
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
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CableZL 08/09/21 5:18:15 PM #20: |
"Your orbit will resume after a word from our sponsors."
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WeeWeiWiiWie 08/09/21 5:18:51 PM #21: |
Space roh roh to the mooooon! Muh sci-fi dream!
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DravenRainrix 08/09/21 5:19:20 PM #22: |
That's cool, I have a Top Quality Exercycle For Sale.
Could I advertise in his Sputnik? --- Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah... Diddly do diddly do diddly do... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AzNDarkSamurai 08/09/21 5:20:03 PM #23: |
*incoming coca cola, AMEX, visa, nike, verizon ads in space*
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Unsugarized_Foo 08/09/21 5:29:34 PM #24: |
Hmmm, can I buy an ad for NK?
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Shotgunnova 08/09/21 5:30:24 PM #25: |
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Jagr_68 08/09/21 5:34:04 PM #27: |
I wish we stopped glorifying this conniving fuck.
uwnim posted... Who is going to even be seeing those ads? Aliens, and hopefully they'll be so pissed about seeing ads in their communications feeds they just rage nuke the planet. --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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monkmith 08/09/21 5:34:45 PM #28: |
he's already fucked up the vera rubin telescope with his mini-satellites, this is just icing on the shit cake.
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pikachupwnage 08/09/21 5:36:03 PM #29: |
Someone should actually fucking smother this piece of shit in his sleep.
Can't even look at the fucking stars without being harassed by ads --- My Mario Maker 2 Maker ID is J2K-RFD-K4G Even In sigs FOE! http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/665/328/d75.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ScazarMeltex 08/09/21 5:37:06 PM #30: |
Capitalism is truly the most efficient system.
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BloodMoon7 08/09/21 5:40:14 PM #31: |
You can't even see the stars in a city. That ad screen better be huge.
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Tom Clark 08/09/21 5:41:14 PM #32: |
This is Bond villain stuff.
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Smackems 08/09/21 5:43:46 PM #33: |
That's kinda cool to me. Wish it was something better than ads but as long as we're doing space stuff then hell yeah
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LordFarquad1312 08/09/21 5:45:53 PM #34: |
Hopefully someone shoots them down asap.
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Jagr_68 08/09/21 5:47:26 PM #35: |
Tom Clark posted...
This is Bond villain stuff. Max Soren didn't fund his space empire from digital currency based on an internet dog meme tho, therefore nowhere near as cringe. --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TendoDRM 08/09/21 5:47:56 PM #36: |
Tom Clark posted...
This is Bond villain stuff.Next stop, Moonraker. Ugh. --- Cel Damage! Tonight at 8:00! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Umbreon 08/09/21 5:48:19 PM #37: |
How small does your dick have to be to even consider this idea, much less plan on doing it?
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CADE FOSTER 08/09/21 6:01:20 PM #38: |
dudes already gonna block the stars with starlink satelites now spam in space dudes literally mr burns from the simpsons
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Iodine 08/09/21 6:02:09 PM #39: |
How would someone be able to see it?
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YugiNoob 08/09/21 6:03:05 PM #40: |
DravenRainrix posted...
That's cool, I have a Top Quality Exercycle For Sale.Sorry ranger Park, top quality cant be in bold --- Bun bun :3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AceMos 08/09/21 6:03:38 PM #41: |
i have a plan to solve everything
first we invent time travel then we release a pathagine into the past to kill early humans thus humanity never grows to be a parasite species and ruin the earth --- 3 things 1. i am female 2. i havea msucle probelm its hard for me to typ well 3.*does her janpuu dance* ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Juhanor 08/09/21 6:05:29 PM #42: |
uBlock Origin for the stars
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DravenRainrix 08/09/21 6:12:04 PM #43: |
YugiNoob posted...
Sorry ranger Park, top quality cant be in bold  --- Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah... Diddly do diddly do diddly do... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lordgold666 08/09/21 6:40:11 PM #44: |
Good. Imagine bezos seeing an ad for wikipedia begging for a dono lol
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voldothegr8 08/09/21 6:44:55 PM #46: |
uwnim posted...
Who is going to even be seeing those ads? There's an untapped alien market out there for the taking --- Oda break tracker 2021- 5 (4) | THE Ohio State: 7-1 | Las Vegas Raiders: 8-8 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Vicious_Dios 08/09/21 6:50:15 PM #47: |
pikachupwnage posted...
Someone should actually fucking smother this piece of shit in his sleep. Murder: Some adult with a Pokemon username's go-to strategy. Fuck. Umbreon posted... How small does your dick have to be to even consider this idea, much less plan on doing it? Umbreon (Another Pokmon username, I'm sensing a pattern.) decided to share his weird shower thoughts with strangers that do not correlate at all. DOUBLE Fuck. --- S / K / Y / N / E ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jabodie 08/09/21 6:51:12 PM #48: |
Like I can see it in the night sky as I star gaze?
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