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bloodydeath0 08/09/21 11:51:46 AM #1:	help me workshop a way to talk to her, CE. i don't know her name yet and i only want to find out by her telling me, so its magical. and don't say something dumb like "go up to her and introduce yourself". what kind of insanity is that? --- https://imgur.com/xHbbYI6 http://cdn1.sbnation.com/assets/3386905/G2-Ortiz-Slam.gif Anything too hard in life is not worth doing. -John McGuirk <cite>bloodydeath0 posted [p:956920462] in the most b... [t:79605752]...</cite> <quote>help me workshop a way to talk to her, CE. i don't know her name yet and i only want to find out by her telling me, so its magical. and don't say something dumb like "go up to her and introduce yourself". what kind of insanity is that? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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treewojima 08/09/21 11:53:18 AM #3:	jeffhardyb0yz posted... Present her the finest slice of pizza in your city as a gift that'd be coming on too strong, he should just give her a coupon instead <cite>treewojima posted [p:956920513] in the most b... [t:79605752]...</cite> <quote>jeffhardyb0yz posted...</cite> <quote>Present her the finest slice of pizza in your city as a gift</quote> that'd be coming on too strong, he should just give her a coupon instead</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flockaveli 08/09/21 11:58:16 AM #4:	Her job is literally being easy to talk to. Just walk in and ask her to recommend something. --- The Handsomest Man in O-Town. <cite>Flockaveli posted [p:956920640] in the most b... [t:79605752]...</cite> <quote>Her job is literally being easy to talk to. Just walk in and ask her to recommend something. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
krazychao5 08/09/21 12:06:23 PM #5:	order drinks talk ????? profit! --- https://supermariomakerbookmark.nintendo.net/profile/bigllama?type=posted <cite>krazychao5 posted [p:956920867] in the most b... [t:79605752]...</cite> <quote>order drinks talk ????? profit! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SiO4 08/09/21 12:19:29 PM #7:	What does she do? ...Talking to women isn't that hard at all. I've met a ton, during covid. --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC <cite>SiO4 posted [p:956921222] in the most b... [t:79605752]...</cite> <quote>What does she do? ...Talking to women isn't that hard at all. I've met a ton, during covid.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheRadiant 08/09/21 12:21:45 PM #8:	Present her with the severed head of her enemy --- She/her <cite>TheRadiant posted [p:956921281] in the most b... [t:79605752]...</cite> <quote>Present her with the severed head of her enemy </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bloodydeath0 08/09/21 12:32:36 PM #9:	treewojima posted... that'd be coming on too strong, he should just give her a coupon instead the place she works at serves pizza. should i give her a coupon/gift card to the bar? Flockaveli posted... Her job is literally being easy to talk to. Just walk in and ask her to recommend something. she doesn't work AT the bar though, she serves tables i think. so its problematic for me to stop her from walking around and ask her something i can't ask the bartender. but you're onto something. krazychao5 posted... order drinks talk ????? profit! see previous response. i should've mentioned this in OP [LFAQs-redacted-quote] anna left me on read on my twitter DM in 2019, our love is dead. SiO4 posted... What does she do? ...Talking to women isn't that hard at all. I've met a ton, during covid. serves tables. i'd have to get my own table at the bar and then pray she serves it TheRadiant posted... Present her with the severed head of her enemy i'd need to ask around to figure out who her enemy is but i like this. very alpha. --- https://imgur.com/xHbbYI6 http://cdn1.sbnation.com/assets/3386905/G2-Ortiz-Slam.gif Anything too hard in life is not worth doing. -John McGuirk <cite>bloodydeath0 posted [p:956921574] in the most b... [t:79605752]...</cite> <quote>treewojima posted... </cite> <quote>that'd be coming on too strong, he should just give her a coupon instead</quote>the place she works at serves pizza. should i give her a coupon/gift card to the bar? Flockaveli posted... </cite> <quote>Her job is literally being easy to talk to. Just walk in and ask her to recommend something.</quote>she doesn't work AT the bar though, she serves tables i think. so its problematic for me to stop her from walking around and ask her something i can't ask the bartender. but you're onto something. krazychao5 posted... </cite> <quote>order drinks talk ????? profit!</quote>see previous response. i should've mentioned this in OP <cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> anna left me on read on my twitter DM in 2019, our love is dead. SiO4 posted... </cite> <quote>What does she do? ...Talking to women isn't that hard at all. I've met a ton, during covid.</quote>serves tables. i'd have to get my own table at the bar and then pray she serves it TheRadiant posted... </cite> <quote>Present her with the severed head of her enemy</quote>i'd need to ask around to figure out who her enemy is but i like this. very alpha. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eston 08/09/21 12:33:50 PM #10:	If the average woman gets limitless Chad dick, just imagine how much a beautiful bartender gets --- http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/estonc/grizzly_bear_chairs_2.jpg https://imgur.com/8kjZU <cite>eston posted [p:956921611] in the most b... [t:79605752]...</cite> <quote>If the average woman gets limitless Chad dick, just imagine how much a beautiful bartender gets </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiek_Fafn 08/09/21 12:38:04 PM #11:	Get right yo the point. Unbutton the majority of your shirt, slick back your hair and just shout a proposal in her general direction. Like "You're beautiful! Come and be my wife, baby!" Women are so used to dealing with guys that play games that they appreciate the direct request. Then, once you're properly married it's propagation time! --- PSN: Jiek <cite>Jiek_Fafn posted [p:956921729] in the most b... [t:79605752]...</cite> <quote>Get right yo the point. Unbutton the majority of your shirt, slick back your hair and just shout a proposal in her general direction. Like "You're beautiful! Come and be my wife, baby!" Women are so used to dealing with guys that play games that they appreciate the direct request. Then, once you're properly married it's propagation time! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SiO4 08/09/21 1:14:09 PM #12:	bloodydeath0 posted... serves tables. i'd have to get my own table at the bar and then pray she serves it Just kick up some conversation about some stupid shit that went down or w/e. I can tell you now, she's already taken. But talking to women is not that difficult. --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC <cite>SiO4 posted [p:956922721] in the most b... [t:79605752]...</cite> <quote>bloodydeath0 posted...</cite> <quote>serves tables. i'd have to get my own table at the bar and then pray she serves it </quote> Just kick up some conversation about some stupid shit that went down or w/e. I can tell you now, she's already taken. But talking to women is not that difficult.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Doe 08/09/21 1:18:36 PM #13:	The other week I walked into a dollar store and the girl working the counter was my age instead of a boomer like usual. She was so beautiful that I changed what I was buying --- https://imgur.com/u5kY6Yt https://imgur.com/V6HBhkR <cite>Doe posted [p:956922840] in the most b... [t:79605752]...</cite> <quote>The other week I walked into a dollar store and the girl working the counter was my age instead of a boomer like usual. She was so beautiful that I changed what I was buying </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solution_45 08/09/21 1:20:59 PM #14:	im sure she'll love to add another name to the long list of guys that have hit on her --- Biological human males can't get pregnant. <cite>Solution_45 posted [p:956922915] in the most b... [t:79605752]...</cite> <quote>im sure she'll love to add another name to the long list of guys that have hit on her </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
zinezinzadan 08/09/21 1:25:27 PM #15:	jeffhardyb0yz posted... Present her the finest slice of pizza in your city as a gift A lot of people will shut post in a topic like this. But this users advice is brilliant. Im going to add my own twist to it. Simply walk in there pretending its your first time. Say that youre new in the city when you sit down and would like her recommendation on the very best pizza that no one could refuse. A lot of small talk will happen while your pizza is being cooked. Oh wow! Where are you from? How long have you been here? What would you like to drink? When the pizza finally arrives, presumably her favorite Tell her Since this is my very first pizza here its kind of of momentous and Id really like to share it with you. Here just take one slice before I touch it. I appreciate your advice. She will remember your genuine gesture, it doesnt seem forced, it seems natural. She will be impressed and never forget you if you come in at least once every 2 weeks. Make sure to keep coming back with friends so she sees you as a fun, busy guy in her eyes. Keep doing small talk. Youd be surprised how quickly numbers will be exchanged. Trust me. --- I like backwards compatibility. <cite>zinezinzadan posted [p:956923034] in the most b... [t:79605752]...</cite> <quote>jeffhardyb0yz posted... </cite> <quote>Present her the finest slice of pizza in your city as a gift</quote> A lot of people will shut post in a topic like this. But this users advice is brilliant. Im going to add my own twist to it. Simply walk in there pretending its your first time. Say that youre new in the city when you sit down and would like her recommendation on the very best pizza that no one could refuse. A lot of small talk will happen while your pizza is being cooked. Oh wow! Where are you from? How long have you been here? What would you like to drink? When the pizza finally arrives, presumably her favorite Tell her Since this is my very first pizza here its kind of of momentous and Id really like to share it with you. Here just take one slice before I touch it. I appreciate your advice. She will remember your genuine gesture, it doesnt seem forced, it seems natural. She will be impressed and never forget you if you come in at least once every 2 weeks. Make sure to keep coming back with friends so she sees you as a fun, busy guy in her eyes. Keep doing small talk. Youd be surprised how quickly numbers will be exchanged. Trust me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gobstoppers12 08/09/21 1:37:49 PM #16:	zinezinzadan posted... Trust me. Don't do this. Just ask surgical questions throughout the ordering process. For example, when she asks: "What would you like to drink?" You should respond with: "A diet coke, wanna fuck?" Just keep it subtle and casual and you'll be golden. --- I write Naruto Fanfiction. But I am definitely not a furry. <cite>Gobstoppers12 posted [p:956923427] in the most b... [t:79605752]...</cite> <quote>zinezinzadan posted... </cite> <quote>Trust me.</quote>Don't do this. Just ask surgical questions throughout the ordering process. For example, when she asks: "What would you like to drink?" You should respond with: "A diet coke, wanna fuck?" Just keep it subtle and casual and you'll be golden. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WingsOfGood 08/09/21 1:47:24 PM #17:	Basically just ask her out. It all depends on if she thinks you look like a catch. Trying to get to know her probably not a good path. If you become friends you will look manipulative. Otherwise, being too flirtatious might be a turn off if she gets hit on all the time at work as that is understandably annoying. Just shoot your shot and accept the outcome. Don't overthink it. <cite>WingsOfGood posted [p:956923724] in the most b... [t:79605752]...</cite> <quote>Basically just ask her out. It all depends on if she thinks you look like a catch. Trying to get to know her probably not a good path. If you become friends you will look manipulative. Otherwise, being too flirtatious might be a turn off if she gets hit on all the time at work as that is understandably annoying. Just shoot your shot and accept the outcome. Don't overthink it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
zinezinzadan 08/09/21 1:55:09 PM #18:	WingsOfGood posted... Basically just ask her out. It all depends on if she thinks you look like a catch. Trying to get to know her probably not a good path. If you become friends you will look manipulative. Otherwise, being too flirtatious might be a turn off if she gets hit on all the time at work as that is understandably annoying. Just shoot your shot and accept the outcome. Don't overthink it. Damn I actually agree with this. Because this is what I do in real life. I just dont like wasting time But not every guy is the same. It takes balls to straight up ask girls out. Sometimes if men have anxiety its beneficial for them to share a pizza and just be friendly and see the girls response before they strike in for the date proposal. --- I like backwards compatibility. <cite>zinezinzadan posted [p:956923942] in the most b... [t:79605752]...</cite> <quote>WingsOfGood posted... </cite> <quote>Basically just ask her out. It all depends on if she thinks you look like a catch. Trying to get to know her probably not a good path. If you become friends you will look manipulative. Otherwise, being too flirtatious might be a turn off if she gets hit on all the time at work as that is understandably annoying. Just shoot your shot and accept the outcome. Don't overthink it.</quote> Damn I actually agree with this. Because this is what I do in real life. I just dont like wasting time But not every guy is the same. It takes balls to straight up ask girls out. Sometimes if men have anxiety its beneficial for them to share a pizza and just be friendly and see the girls response before they strike in for the date proposal. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WingsOfGood 08/09/21 1:56:42 PM #19:	zinezinzadan posted... Damn I actually agree with this. Because this is what I do in real life. I just dont like wasting time But not every guy is the same. It takes balls to straight up ask girls out. Sometimes if men have anxiety its beneficial for them to share a pizza and just be friendly and see the girls response before they strike in for the date proposal. Thing is, as soon as you flirt with her, she knows what is coming. If her answer is no, she will just become more and more annoyed wating for that cringe moment. You just ask her out, it is done, it is over and both of you can feel relief. Imagine having to attend a table for 20 mins when you know the guy is gonna ask you out but he just keeps flirting and you aren't interested. <cite>WingsOfGood posted [p:956923989] in the most b... [t:79605752]...</cite> <quote>zinezinzadan posted... </cite> <quote>Damn I actually agree with this. Because this is what I do in real life. I just dont like wasting time But not every guy is the same. It takes balls to straight up ask girls out. Sometimes if men have anxiety its beneficial for them to share a pizza and just be friendly and see the girls response before they strike in for the date proposal.</quote> Thing is, as soon as you flirt with her, she knows what is coming. If her answer is no, she will just become more and more annoyed wating for that cringe moment. You just ask her out, it is done, it is over and both of you can feel relief. Imagine having to attend a table for 20 mins when you know the guy is gonna ask you out but he just keeps flirting and you aren't interested. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
zinezinzadan 08/09/21 2:02:29 PM #20:	WingsOfGood posted... Thing is, as soon as you flirt with her, she knows what is coming. If her answer is no, she will just become more and more annoyed wating for that cringe moment. You just ask her out, it is done, it is over and both of you can feel relief. Imagine having to attend a table for 20 mins when you know the guy is gonna ask you out but he just keeps flirting and you aren't interested. Lmao. This is why the pizza is the best bet. Just be her friend and be nice. If she likes you, shell let you know over the course of weeks as you keep coming back with buddies. Theres really only 2 smart choice. Be her friend only and be kind to you so shell notice you as a gentleman, this is how most women fall for their husbands. Or, straight up ask her and if she likes your physical appearance, shell accept. So its extreme one way, or extreme the other way. There is no in between. In between can be awkward as you said. So either youre all in or youre all out and just being polite to see if she ends up liking you --- I like backwards compatibility. <cite>zinezinzadan posted [p:956924129] in the most b... [t:79605752]...</cite> <quote>WingsOfGood posted... </cite> <quote>Thing is, as soon as you flirt with her, she knows what is coming. If her answer is no, she will just become more and more annoyed wating for that cringe moment. You just ask her out, it is done, it is over and both of you can feel relief. Imagine having to attend a table for 20 mins when you know the guy is gonna ask you out but he just keeps flirting and you aren't interested.</quote> Lmao. This is why the pizza is the best bet. Just be her friend and be nice. If she likes you, shell let you know over the course of weeks as you keep coming back with buddies. Theres really only 2 smart choice. Be her friend only and be kind to you so shell notice you as a gentleman, this is how most women fall for their husbands. Or, straight up ask her and if she likes your physical appearance, shell accept. So its extreme one way, or extreme the other way. There is no in between. In between can be awkward as you said. So either youre all in or youre all out and just being polite to see if she ends up liking you </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WingsOfGood 08/09/21 2:06:04 PM #21:	zinezinzadan posted... Lmao. This is why the pizza is the best bet. Just be her friend and be nice. If she likes you, shell let you know over the course of weeks as you keep coming back with buddies. This is bad advice that will get you nowhere. Unless you are really hot, you are just another customer. <cite>WingsOfGood posted [p:956924221] in the most b... [t:79605752]...</cite> <quote>zinezinzadan posted... </cite> <quote>Lmao. This is why the pizza is the best bet. Just be her friend and be nice. If she likes you, shell let you know over the course of weeks as you keep coming back with buddies.</quote> This is bad advice that will get you nowhere. Unless you are really hot, you are just another customer. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mussurana 08/09/21 2:07:47 PM #22:	jeffhardyb0yz posted... Present her the finest slice of pizza in your city as a gift Were you referencing this? https://youtu.be/Vuc2EyA34vE --- System error, signature not found. <cite>Mussurana posted [p:956924259] in the most b... [t:79605752]...</cite> <quote>jeffhardyb0yz posted... </cite> <quote>Present her the finest slice of pizza in your city as a gift</quote>Were you referencing this? https://youtu.be/Vuc2EyA34vE </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
zinezinzadan 08/09/21 2:09:21 PM #23:	WingsOfGood posted... This is bad advice that will get you nowhere. Unless you are really hot, you are just another customer. Oh come on man dont be so negative. Women fall in love spontaneously. That guy youd never go for But he was so sweet or polite, there was something about his character that the girls decided in real time that shell just go for him after knowing him for months, sometimes years Young age dating where everyone just sleeps with everyone is totally different from mid 20s where it takes impressive attitude to win a woman. Usually done by exceptional kindness, courtship, or financial success. Mid to late 20s girls wanna marry, its different.. Your advice applies to the 19 year old bartender looking for her next hot fuck. --- I like backwards compatibility. <cite>zinezinzadan posted [p:956924299] in the most b... [t:79605752]...</cite> <quote>WingsOfGood posted... </cite> <quote>This is bad advice that will get you nowhere. Unless you are really hot, you are just another customer.</quote> Oh come on man dont be so negative. Women fall in love spontaneously. That guy youd never go for But he was so sweet or polite, there was something about his character that the girls decided in real time that shell just go for him after knowing him for months, sometimes years Young age dating where everyone just sleeps with everyone is totally different from mid 20s where it takes impressive attitude to win a woman. Usually done by exceptional kindness, courtship, or financial success. Mid to late 20s girls wanna marry, its different.. Your advice applies to the 19 year old bartender looking for her next hot fuck. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bloodydeath0 08/09/21 3:05:33 PM #24:	eston posted... If the average woman gets limitless Chad dick, just imagine how much a beautiful bartender gets maybe shes saving herself for marriage, which i intend on doing with her Jiek_Fafn posted... Get right yo the point. Unbutton the majority of your shirt, slick back your hair and just shout a proposal in her general direction. Like "You're beautiful! Come and be my wife, baby!" Women are so used to dealing with guys that play games that they appreciate the direct request. Then, once you're properly married it's propagation time! the only problem with this is that i have no chest hair. maybe if i got a six pack it'd work in its place? SiO4 posted... Just kick up some conversation about some stupid shit that went down or w/e. I can tell you now, she's already taken. But talking to women is not that difficult. she may be, or she may not be! also she's always moving around so idk a good time to approach her. she needs to be like either not working or serving me. Doe posted... The other week I walked into a dollar store and the girl working the counter was my age instead of a boomer like usual. She was so beautiful that I changed what I was buying i'd like to hear more about this experience Solution_45 posted... im sure she'll love to add another name to the long list of guys that have hit on her i'm not like all the other boys~ --- https://imgur.com/xHbbYI6 http://cdn1.sbnation.com/assets/3386905/G2-Ortiz-Slam.gif Anything too hard in life is not worth doing. -John McGuirk <cite>bloodydeath0 posted [p:956925962] in the most b... [t:79605752]...</cite> <quote>eston posted... </cite> <quote>If the average woman gets limitless Chad dick, just imagine how much a beautiful bartender gets</quote>maybe shes saving herself for marriage, which i intend on doing with her Jiek_Fafn posted... </cite> <quote>Get right yo the point. Unbutton the majority of your shirt, slick back your hair and just shout a proposal in her general direction. Like "You're beautiful! Come and be my wife, baby!" Women are so used to dealing with guys that play games that they appreciate the direct request. Then, once you're properly married it's propagation time!</quote>the only problem with this is that i have no chest hair. maybe if i got a six pack it'd work in its place? SiO4 posted... </cite> <quote>Just kick up some conversation about some stupid shit that went down or w/e. I can tell you now, she's already taken. But talking to women is not that difficult.</quote>she may be, or she may not be! also she's always moving around so idk a good time to approach her. she needs to be like either not working or serving me. Doe posted... </cite> <quote>The other week I walked into a dollar store and the girl working the counter was my age instead of a boomer like usual. She was so beautiful that I changed what I was buying</quote>i'd like to hear more about this experience Solution_45 posted... </cite> <quote>im sure she'll love to add another name to the long list of guys that have hit on her</quote>i'm not like all the other boys~ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rexcrk 08/09/21 3:23:09 PM #25:	Solution_45 posted... im sure she'll love to add another name to the long list of guys that have hit on her --- Bah weep grannah weep ni ni bon <cite>rexcrk posted [p:956926476] in the most b... [t:79605752]...</cite> <quote>Solution_45 posted... </cite> <quote>im sure she'll love to add another name to the long list of guys that have hit on her</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bloodydeath0 08/09/21 4:12:45 PM #26:	Gobstoppers12 posted... For example, when she asks: "What would you like to drink?" You should respond with: "A diet coke, wanna fuck?" Just keep it subtle and casual and you'll be golden. i like it. forward, and she knows i watch my calories. WingsOfGood posted... Trying to get to know her probably not a good path. If you become friends you will look manipulative. WingsOfGood posted... Thing is, as soon as you flirt with her, she knows what is coming. you bring up some good points. her line of work/she specifically probably commands a ton of patrons hitting on her in some way. just nature of the exposure she gets. i feel like the best way forward is a combination of both of your ideas. zinezinzadan posted... If she likes you, shell let you know over the course of weeks as you keep coming back with buddies. i don't have any friends, but i think showing up and chumming it with other customers and doin my thang is at least a show that i'm a fungi. and i'll make it super casual and at least become friendly on a top level with her and use my charismatic aura to soften her up. then WingsOfGood posted... Imagine having to attend a table for 20 mins when you know the guy is gonna ask you out but he just keeps flirting and you aren't interested. this can happen and i can reassess my life --- https://imgur.com/xHbbYI6 http://cdn1.sbnation.com/assets/3386905/G2-Ortiz-Slam.gif Anything too hard in life is not worth doing. -John McGuirk <cite>bloodydeath0 posted [p:956927979] in the most b... [t:79605752]...</cite> <quote>Gobstoppers12 posted... </cite> <quote>For example, when she asks: "What would you like to drink?" You should respond with: "A diet coke, wanna fuck?" Just keep it subtle and casual and you'll be golden.</quote>i like it. forward, and she knows i watch my calories. WingsOfGood posted... </cite> <quote>Trying to get to know her probably not a good path. If you become friends you will look manipulative.</quote> WingsOfGood posted... </cite> <quote>Thing is, as soon as you flirt with her, she knows what is coming.</quote> you bring up some good points. her line of work/she specifically probably commands a ton of patrons hitting on her in some way. just nature of the exposure she gets. i feel like the best way forward is a combination of both of your ideas. zinezinzadan posted... </cite> <quote>If she likes you, shell let you know over the course of weeks as you keep coming back with buddies.</quote>i don't have any friends, but i think showing up and chumming it with other customers and doin my thang is at least a show that i'm a fungi. and i'll make it super casual and at least become friendly on a top level with her and use my charismatic aura to soften her up. then WingsOfGood posted... </cite> <quote>Imagine having to attend a table for 20 mins when you know the guy is gonna ask you out but he just keeps flirting and you aren't interested.</quote>this can happen and i can reassess my life </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SiO4 08/09/21 4:47:56 PM #27:	bloodydeath0 posted... she may be, or she may not be! also she's always moving around so idk a good time to approach her. she needs to be like either not working or serving me. She's taken...all women are. But is she a server? I guarantee you can kick up a conversation. I have female friends that I didn't even know a year ago...through covid. ~Just talk. --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC <cite>SiO4 posted [p:956929148] in the most b... [t:79605752]...</cite> <quote>bloodydeath0 posted...</cite> <quote>she may be, or she may not be! also she's always moving around so idk a good time to approach her. she needs to be like either not working or serving me. </quote> She's taken...all women are. But is she a server? I guarantee you can kick up a conversation. I have female friends that I didn't even know a year ago...through covid. ~Just talk.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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dj1200 08/09/21 4:49:56 PM #29:	SiO4 posted... She's taken...all women are. But is she a server? I guarantee you can kick up a conversation. I have female friends that I didn't even know a year ago...though covid. ~Just talk. Key word: friends. He's not looking for that. --- "It was so ridiculous and I have so many feelings about it." -Virtual Energies <cite>dj1200 posted [p:956929201] in the most b... [t:79605752]...</cite> <quote>SiO4 posted... </cite> <quote>She's taken...all women are. But is she a server? I guarantee you can kick up a conversation. I have female friends that I didn't even know a year ago...though covid. ~Just talk.</quote> Key word: friends. He's not looking for that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SiO4 08/09/21 4:52:41 PM #30:	dj1200 posted... Key word: friends. He's not looking for that. That's why I said she is most likely taken. ...Having said that, there is nothing wrong with getting out there and talking. --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC <cite>SiO4 posted [p:956929282] in the most b... [t:79605752]...</cite> <quote>dj1200 posted...</cite> <quote> Key word: friends. He's not looking for that. </quote> That's why I said she is most likely taken. ...Having said that, there is nothing wrong with getting out there and talking.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Stalolin 08/09/21 4:55:38 PM #31:	Tag in case of update. --- "Our selves are something we create, not discover." <cite>Stalolin posted [p:956929360] in the most b... [t:79605752]...</cite> <quote>Tag in case of update. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bloodydeath0 08/10/21 12:19:39 PM #32:	I don't plan on going back until maybe Saturday night, so no updates until then. If she's even there! I need to think of a way to approach her even though I'm sitting at the bar. Should I run up to her and say something like "You took my breath away" while panting? --- https://imgur.com/xHbbYI6 http://cdn1.sbnation.com/assets/3386905/G2-Ortiz-Slam.gif Anything too hard in life is not worth doing. -John McGuirk <cite>bloodydeath0 posted [p:956953629] in the most b... [t:79605752]...</cite> <quote>I don't plan on going back until maybe Saturday night, so no updates until then. If she's even there! I need to think of a way to approach her even though I'm sitting at the bar. Should I run up to her and say something like "You took my breath away" while panting? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WingsOfGood 08/10/21 12:23:11 PM #33:	bloodydeath0 posted... Should I run up to her and say something like "You took my breath away" while panting? I literally cringed reading this. <cite>WingsOfGood posted [p:956953720] in the most b... [t:79605752]...</cite> <quote>bloodydeath0 posted... </cite> <quote>Should I run up to her and say something like "You took my breath away" while panting?</quote> I literally cringed reading this. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WingsOfGood 08/10/21 12:25:20 PM #34:	try this line https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT2isYhnr_Q <cite>WingsOfGood posted [p:956953785] in the most b... [t:79605752]...</cite> <quote>try this line https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT2isYhnr_Q </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metal_Bug 08/10/21 12:30:03 PM #35:	I've found that a good "cheat" to establish a good rapport with someone you barely know is to try to figure out something you both find annoying, and have a conversation about that. If you've ever had any sort of job where you had to serve customers and/or work for tips, you should have some material to start with. <cite>Metal_Bug posted [p:956953918] in the most b... [t:79605752]...</cite> <quote>I've found that a good "cheat" to establish a good rapport with someone you barely know is to try to figure out something you both find annoying, and have a conversation about that. If you've ever had any sort of job where you had to serve customers and/or work for tips, you should have some material to start with. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 08/10/21 12:37:09 PM #36:	Gobstoppers12 posted... Just ask surgical questions This. "Have you ever accidentally left a scalpal inside of someone?" is one of the best icebreakers imo --- I do not receive notifications, so using the @ feature will not do anything. I might see your post and respond though if I have already been in the topic. <cite>Machete posted [p:956954130] in the most b... [t:79605752]...</cite> <quote>Gobstoppers12 posted...</cite> <quote>Just ask surgical questions </quote> This. "Have you ever accidentally left a scalpal inside of someone?" is one of the best icebreakers imo</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SiO4 08/10/21 1:01:54 PM #37:	bloodydeath0 posted... Should I run up to her and say something like "You took my breath away" while panting? Not sure if real at this point. But I literally got a kiss out of a worker for just not being a pain in the ass. Having said that, I am very local...But I didn't even ask for the kiss. ~Just go down and don't be a douche. Some tiny little thing will happen that allows you to open up a converstation. --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC <cite>SiO4 posted [p:956954891] in the most b... [t:79605752]...</cite> <quote>bloodydeath0 posted...</cite> <quote>Should I run up to her and say something like "You took my breath away" while panting? </quote> Not sure if real at this point. But I literally got a kiss out of a worker for just not being a pain in the ass. Having said that, I am very local...But I didn't even ask for the kiss. ~Just go down and don't be a douche. Some tiny little thing will happen that allows you to open up a converstation.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
12amMadman 08/10/21 1:04:15 PM #38:	so it's magical. This is totally going to end well for tc --- Hey it's me <cite>12amMadman posted [p:956954963] in the most b... [t:79605752]...</cite> <quote>so it's magical. This is totally going to end well for tc </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bloodydeath0 08/10/21 2:07:28 PM #39:	WingsOfGood posted... I literally cringed reading this. because its so cute and you cant handle it WingsOfGood posted... try this line https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT2isYhnr_Q this might work better. everyone knows hot girls have stomach issues. Metal_Bug posted... I've found that a good "cheat" to establish a good rapport with someone you barely know is to try to figure out something you both find annoying, and have a conversation about that. If you've ever had any sort of job where you had to serve customers and/or work for tips, you should have some material to start with. i delivered pizza like 10 years ago. i'll try to recall my tipping stories. Machete posted... This. "Have you ever accidentally left a scalpal inside of someone?" is one of the best icebreakers imo maybe asking her blood type would work. surgical, and personal. SiO4 posted... Not sure if real at this point. But I literally got a kiss out of a worker for just not being a pain in the ass. Having said that, I am very local...But I didn't even ask for the kiss. ~Just go down and don't be a douche. Some tiny little thing will happen that allows you to open up a converstation. it's real, i'm just taking the piss with some of my responses. it's really just a matter of putting myself in a position to talk to her that isn't crazy awkward. she's always walking around so it's not like i can jump out and stop her and confront her 12amMadman posted... so it's magical. This is totally going to end well for tc thank you. it will. i just know it! --- https://imgur.com/xHbbYI6 http://cdn1.sbnation.com/assets/3386905/G2-Ortiz-Slam.gif Anything too hard in life is not worth doing. -John McGuirk <cite>bloodydeath0 posted [p:956956800] in the most b... [t:79605752]...</cite> <quote>WingsOfGood posted... </cite> <quote>I literally cringed reading this.</quote>because its so cute and you cant handle it WingsOfGood posted... </cite> <quote>try this line https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT2isYhnr_Q</quote>this might work better. everyone knows hot girls have stomach issues. Metal_Bug posted... </cite> <quote>I've found that a good "cheat" to establish a good rapport with someone you barely know is to try to figure out something you both find annoying, and have a conversation about that. If you've ever had any sort of job where you had to serve customers and/or work for tips, you should have some material to start with.</quote>i delivered pizza like 10 years ago. i'll try to recall my tipping stories. Machete posted... </cite> <quote>This. "Have you ever accidentally left a scalpal inside of someone?" is one of the best icebreakers imo</quote>maybe asking her blood type would work. surgical, and personal. SiO4 posted... </cite> <quote>Not sure if real at this point. But I literally got a kiss out of a worker for just not being a pain in the ass. Having said that, I am very local...But I didn't even ask for the kiss. ~Just go down and don't be a douche. Some tiny little thing will happen that allows you to open up a converstation.</quote>it's real, i'm just taking the piss with some of my responses. it's really just a matter of putting myself in a position to talk to her that isn't crazy awkward. she's always walking around so it's not like i can jump out and stop her and confront her 12amMadman posted... </cite> <quote>so it's magical. This is totally going to end well for tc</quote> thank you. it will. i just know it! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pepys Monster 08/10/21 2:14:30 PM #40:	bloodydeath0 posted... and don't say something dumb like "go up to her and introduce yourself". what kind of insanity is that? Stay inside and post about her on CE instead. --- Ryzen 3700X \| Evga GTX 1070 Ti \| 16GB DDR4 3200 \| Crucial MX500 2TB <cite>Pepys Monster posted [p:956957008] in the most b... [t:79605752]...</cite> <quote>bloodydeath0 posted... </cite> <quote>and don't say something dumb like "go up to her and introduce yourself". what kind of insanity is that?</quote>Stay inside and post about her on CE instead. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 08/10/21 2:22:39 PM #41:	Go up to her and perform a mating dance. Simple. --- I'm a little teapot blowing off steam. https://imgur.com/pmc9XsI https://imgur.com/p6Wfowq <cite>Kitt posted [p:956957237] in the most b... [t:79605752]...</cite> <quote>Go up to her and perform a mating dance. Simple. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bloodydeath0 08/10/21 2:37:12 PM #42:	Pepys Monster posted... Stay inside and post about her on CE instead. that won't get me anywhere with her unless she posts on CE too next time i go i'll update this thread while i'm there and give updates Kitt posted... Go up to her and perform a mating dance. Simple. https://c.tenor.com/uKoFlwQjh3gAAAAM/club-dancing.gif --- https://imgur.com/xHbbYI6 http://cdn1.sbnation.com/assets/3386905/G2-Ortiz-Slam.gif Anything too hard in life is not worth doing. -John McGuirk <cite>bloodydeath0 posted [p:956957626] in the most b... [t:79605752]...</cite> <quote>Pepys Monster posted... </cite> <quote>Stay inside and post about her on CE instead.</quote>that won't get me anywhere with her unless she posts on CE too next time i go i'll update this thread while i'm there and give updates Kitt posted... </cite> <quote>Go up to her and perform a mating dance. Simple.</quote>https://c.tenor.com/uKoFlwQjh3gAAAAM/club-dancing.gif </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SiO4 08/10/21 2:43:38 PM #43:	bloodydeath0 posted... it's real, i'm just taking the piss with some of my responses. it's really just a matter of putting myself in a position to talk to her that isn't crazy awkward. she's always walking around so it's not like i can jump out and stop her and confront her Jesus man. Let the moment arrive. It's not that hard. I am assuming she's a bar back or something? ..All you have to do is break the ice, and don't be one of the regulars she has to worry about. --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC <cite>SiO4 posted [p:956957817] in the most b... [t:79605752]...</cite> <quote>bloodydeath0 posted...</cite> <quote>it's real, i'm just taking the piss with some of my responses. it's really just a matter of putting myself in a position to talk to her that isn't crazy awkward. she's always walking around so it's not like i can jump out and stop her and confront her </quote> Jesus man. Let the moment arrive. It's not that hard. I am assuming she's a bar back or something? ..All you have to do is break the ice, and don't be one of the regulars she has to worry about.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bloodydeath0 08/10/21 2:48:25 PM #44:	the moment will never arrive. ever. i'm doomed. it's all over. my dreams are dashed. although when i walked in the other day i was like "im gonna go grab a seat at the bar" to the front desk and one chick was like COOLIO and they laughed at her but i had sort of just kept walking so i didn't really process it. next time i go in i'm gonna say "COOLIO" to her and we'll become friends. this is how i get into the circle. it's perfect. it's brilliant. it's flawless... --- https://imgur.com/xHbbYI6 http://cdn1.sbnation.com/assets/3386905/G2-Ortiz-Slam.gif Anything too hard in life is not worth doing. -John McGuirk <cite>bloodydeath0 posted [p:956957966] in the most b... [t:79605752]...</cite> <quote>the moment will never arrive. ever. i'm doomed. it's all over. my dreams are dashed. although when i walked in the other day i was like "im gonna go grab a seat at the bar" to the front desk and one chick was like COOLIO and they laughed at her but i had sort of just kept walking so i didn't really process it. next time i go in i'm gonna say "COOLIO" to her and we'll become friends. this is how i get into the circle. it's perfect. it's brilliant. it's flawless... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WingsOfGood 08/10/21 3:07:39 PM #45:	bloodydeath0 posted... the moment will never arrive. ever. i'm doomed. it's all over. my dreams are dashed. although when i walked in the other day i was like "im gonna go grab a seat at the bar" to the front desk and one chick was like COOLIO and they laughed at her but i had sort of just kept walking so i didn't really process it. next time i go in i'm gonna say "COOLIO" to her and we'll become friends. this is how i get into the circle. it's perfect. it's brilliant. it's flawless... Is this real tc or are you pulling our strings? <cite>WingsOfGood posted [p:956958495] in the most b... [t:79605752]...</cite> <quote>bloodydeath0 posted... </cite> <quote>the moment will never arrive. ever. i'm doomed. it's all over. my dreams are dashed. although when i walked in the other day i was like "im gonna go grab a seat at the bar" to the front desk and one chick was like COOLIO and they laughed at her but i had sort of just kept walking so i didn't really process it. next time i go in i'm gonna say "COOLIO" to her and we'll become friends. this is how i get into the circle. it's perfect. it's brilliant. it's flawless...</quote> Is this real tc or are you pulling our strings? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bloodydeath0 08/11/21 11:38:26 AM #46:	3 days to go the best plan we've come up with so far is to give her a gift card to the bar she works at --- https://imgur.com/xHbbYI6 http://cdn1.sbnation.com/assets/3386905/G2-Ortiz-Slam.gif Anything too hard in life is not worth doing. -John McGuirk <cite>bloodydeath0 posted [p:956983874] in the most b... [t:79605752]...</cite> <quote>3 days to go the best plan we've come up with so far is to give her a gift card to the bar she works at </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JimmyFraska 08/11/21 11:40:00 AM #47:	You have to find their slowest time that she is working. Look good and be cool, ee if you can make her smile, and if she doesn't give you any buying signs back off <cite>JimmyFraska posted [p:956983919] in the most b... [t:79605752]...</cite> <quote>You have to find their slowest time that she is working. Look good and be cool, ee if you can make her smile, and if she doesn't give you any buying signs back off </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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