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indica 08/08/21 6:42:21 AM #1: |
I woke up on my front lawn.
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Dingydang166 08/08/21 6:44:28 AM #2: |
Then I died and blew up.
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DeadBankerDream 08/08/21 6:44:35 AM #3: |
I saw Donald Trump dog-pounding Ivanka on it.
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jpenny2 08/08/21 6:47:48 AM #4: |
Could this be heaven or could this be hell, I wondered.
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Nukazie 08/08/21 6:54:35 AM #5: |
This is probably hell because I'm on CE again.
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indica 08/08/21 9:08:50 AM #6: |
I open the door and see flaming mountains and beautiful women with wings
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FabIe 08/08/21 9:15:06 AM #7: |
The end.
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Xavier_On_High 08/08/21 9:17:39 AM #9: |
"The end, the end, the end", I repeated to myself.
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MI4 REAL 08/08/21 9:21:32 AM #10: |
But what is the apocalypse?
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indica 08/08/21 9:22:18 AM #11: |
FabIe posted...
The end.The moderator wanted it to end, but no, he was lifted up by the winged women and dropped into a pit of deadly ravenous gummy bears. --- There is no good. There is no evil. There just is. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FabIe 08/08/21 7:59:35 PM #12: |
indica posted...
The moderator wanted it to end, but no, he was lifted up by the winged women and dropped into a pit of deadly ravenous gummy bears. But he's a fatass so he ate them all and totally had sex with the winged women. --- Play what you love and the damage will come. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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modena 08/08/21 8:00:13 PM #13: |
And couldn't find my beer.
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YugiNoob 08/08/21 8:05:33 PM #14: |
So he broke into his neighbor's house in search of booze.
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indica 08/08/21 8:50:06 PM #15: |
He found an old fridge in the garage full of Dos Equis
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MJOLNRVII 08/08/21 8:51:16 PM #16: |
Which he ignored for the closet full of the ingredients needed to make his favorite food.
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FabIe 08/08/21 8:56:05 PM #17: |
Which is a spazzone; a calzone filled with spaghetti.
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PC-Builder_Pony 08/08/21 8:56:10 PM #18: |
But then he thought to himself...
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SuperShake666 08/08/21 9:01:06 PM #19: |
I wanna jerk it with Luigi again.
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YugiNoob 08/08/21 9:11:37 PM #20: |
So he jumped into the toilet in search of the green plumber.
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Smackems 08/08/21 9:30:47 PM #21: |
The plumber began to plumb his asshole!
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TheRadiant 08/08/21 9:31:15 PM #22: |
blood was everywhere
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Vicious_Dios 08/08/21 9:31:47 PM #23: |
As I frantically tried to pull the auger snake from his ass, the lady walks in and...
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indica 08/08/21 10:02:15 PM #24: |
"Is that an auger in your ass or are you just happy to see me?"
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YugiNoob 08/08/21 10:07:32 PM #25: |
The snake lunged at the woman, quickly answering her question.
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FabIe 08/08/21 11:00:36 PM #26: |
And everyone died.
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indica 08/08/21 11:12:14 PM #27: |
The moderator tried to kill everyone, but the people rose up, even the one with an auger in his ass, and they screamed at him to deliver peanut butter and jelly sandwiches!
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blablablax17 08/08/21 11:16:00 PM #28: |
But they weren't sandwiches.
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Kloe_Rinz 08/08/21 11:16:41 PM #29: |
And thats where our story ends, friends.
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Strider102 08/08/21 11:18:12 PM #30: |
But then, suddenly, millions of zombies appeared on the horizon.
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dj1200 08/08/21 11:20:29 PM #31: |
Our hero armed himself with a subway sandwich.
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DarthDemented 08/08/21 11:28:03 PM #32: |
And then farted so loudly his pants were ripped to shreds.
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Naysaspace 08/08/21 11:31:33 PM #33: |
So that prompted me to take my weiner out.
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Smackems 08/09/21 3:56:21 PM #34: |
And he furiously jerked it at the zombies until
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TheRadiant 08/09/21 4:00:44 PM #35: |
he spotted the sexiest zombie of all
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Smackems 08/09/21 7:35:24 PM #36: |
and LAWD she had dat ZOMBOOTY.
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indica 08/09/21 8:05:03 PM #37: |
She fed him bio-luminescent mushrooms and they danced through her mausoleum.
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DarthDemented 08/10/21 12:18:59 AM #38: |
Until he popped an awkward boner at the most inopportune time
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indica 08/10/21 3:53:10 AM #39: |
But they were tripping so hard neither of them cared, and danced in the sparkling light of spiritual fungus
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Xethuminra 08/10/21 3:55:47 AM #40: |
Everyone lived happily ever after; The End.
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DarthDemented 08/10/21 9:31:58 PM #41: |
Or did they? They were about to have happy zombie sex when suddenly there were NINJA'S! THOUSANDS OF THEM!
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Ivynn 08/10/21 9:37:18 PM #42: |
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YugiNoob 08/10/21 11:12:57 PM #43: |
John the zombie said What the fuckwhy is post #41 three sentences?
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Strider102 08/10/21 11:14:54 PM #44: |
When suddenly Captain Jack Sparrow falls from the sky.
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Big_Nabendu 08/10/21 11:17:51 PM #45: |
And says swigity swooty, aye lassy, I want dat booty.
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indica 08/11/21 7:36:33 PM #46: |
Jack shares the very best rum with the zombies and they share their magical mushrooms with him.
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YugiNoob 08/11/21 7:46:06 PM #47: |
The high and drunk friends then strip naked and run through the streets, twirling their dongs in the air.
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indica 08/12/21 2:11:02 AM #48: |
And people ran out of their houses and apartments to join them, imbibing great rum and munching shrooms
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