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blablablax17
08/08/21 12:01:57 AM
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I've definitely sharted myself twice at work before.
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dj1200
08/08/21 12:03:17 AM
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yes. i just threw out some underwear i sharted in.

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Irony
08/08/21 12:03:30 AM
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Yeah

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Lokison
08/08/21 12:04:18 AM
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Yup. Real men shit their pants.

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Wii_Shaker
08/08/21 12:04:20 AM
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Sharts shouldn't count.

Full on blasting logs of duke in your chonez is what you are asking about.

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Questionmarktarius
08/08/21 12:05:08 AM
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I was stupendously drunk at the time, but yeah.
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AldousIsDead
08/08/21 12:06:33 AM
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You are not a real archaeologist until you've shit yourself at work and been mistaken for a homeless person.

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Questionmarktarius
08/08/21 12:08:39 AM
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AldousIsDead posted...
You are not a real archaeologist until you've shit yourself at work and been mistaken for a homeless person.
Incidentally, this is also true for IT.
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DemonBuffet
08/08/21 12:10:17 AM
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I had a flu that felt like death and left me shitting myself in the middle of the night.

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DespondentDeity
08/08/21 12:10:27 AM
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Yeh I was in my buddys car on the way to his place and I just shit myself, super drunk, not much else to say about it

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LordFarquad1312
08/08/21 12:13:15 AM
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Every single human in the world has bet on a fart and lost at least once in their life.

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RetsuZaiZen
08/08/21 12:14:51 AM
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Nope

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kingdrake2
08/08/21 12:24:37 AM
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one time at the beach. i was about 1/4th of the way to home with my dog and i shit my pants.
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The Top Crusader
08/08/21 12:30:47 AM
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DemonBuffet posted...
I had a flu that felt like death and left me shitting myself in the middle of the night.

Yeah, that would be what accounts for most of my pants pooping and definitely the most content. Terrible flu where you just have no warning, its just out right away. Fortunately hasnt happened a ton and it was always when I was home.

Ive had a bad shart or two at work over the years. Threw away the underwear and went commando.

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