Poll of the Day > Post games we can no longer rerelease because...

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...society has moved on and the themes on which it is built no longer jive with the way of thinking we need to embrace.

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that's the dumbest shit I've ever heard

Final Fantasy VII

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Super Mario 64

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Titty Out 4

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It's not a full game exactly, but I remember Asuka being a complete homophobe in some of the Evangelion expanded universe stuff including the games when it comes to Shinji and Kaworu which probably wouldn't fly these days coming from a main character even if she is normally pretty rude by default.

Sims 2

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POSTAL 2, but they did try and make the "real" POSTAL 3 with POSTAL 4.

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Smash tv

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Outlaw Golf
San Andreas Hot Coffee Edition

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Pretty sure Alan Wake is no longer able to be sold legally due to music licensing issues
A lot of games are, unfortunately

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Conkers bad fur day

bmx xxx


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Leisure Suit Larry

*googles*

Holy shit, they released a new one last year

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leisure_Suit_Larry:_Wet_Dreams_Dry_Twice

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pinup ball
how many other games like it have you seen? exactly

Demonophobia

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Manhunt

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Gran Turismo HD Concept (HD Guran Tsrisumo HD Konseputo)

The Guy Game. If you dont know about it look it up.

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Judgmenl posted...

POSTAL 2, but they did try and make the "real" POSTAL 3 with POSTAL 4.

Yeah postal 2 is dated as hell in alot of ways. I like it but I feel like 4 is gonna be outdated before it even releases due to how fast pop culture moves now.

OneGrumpyUncle posted...

The Guy Game. If you dont know about it look it up.

I still contend that's a load of shit. I think she just seized on a chance for easy money by taking advantage of her age at the time. You're at spring break, you know what that entails. At best she caught them on a technicality and exploited the fact she wasn't exactly 18 at the time of filming.

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Duke Nukem, I'd wager.

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Custers Revenge

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Jen0125 posted...

Custers Revenge

You dont think it celebrates cultural differences???

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OneGrumpyUncle posted...

The Guy Game. If you dont know about it look it up.

that game was garbage

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OneGrumpyUncle posted...

The Guy Game. If you dont know about it look it up.

what is there to look up? It was a simple trivia game that showed clips of random women if you got questions right, every once in a while theyd take their top off. Then it turned out later that one girl lied about her age and was a minor so copies of the game were pulled.

It wasnt an especially fun or notable game. I played it at a party once, it was just general trivia mostly. If there wasnt the scandal of one random girl being underage I doubt many people would even remember it cause it was very forgettable unless you happen to be so depraved that seeing some girls show their nipples for 5 seconds is some holy grail of a reward for knowing what year Heinz ketchup was discovered on the moon.

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Note: The iOS and "remake" versions of Final Fantasy 3, 4, 5 and 6 are being delisted from the Steam Store when the pixel remasters dropped... unless they change their minds

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Lokarin posted...

Note: The iOS and "remake" versions of Final Fantasy 3, 4, 5 and 6 are being delisted from the Steam Store when the pixel remasters dropped... unless they change their minds

lame

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I thought people hated those versions anyway

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Metalsonic66 posted...

I thought people hated those versions anyway

FF3 and 4 were acceptable since they were the gimped 3D version and unique in that regard; FF5 was below average but meh, and FF6's sprite work was trashed (but honestly only the spritework so if you are BLIND then its still a perfect game)

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Lokarin posted...

if you are BLIND then its still a perfect game

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Metalsonic66 posted...

I thought people hated those versions anyway

I enjoyed the ios version of FF1

i played it on my phone while on a cruise in the middle of the pacific

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oh, the remasters of FF1 2 and 3 are REALLY good... I recommend them

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JOExHIGASHI posted...

Smash tv

This is the most interesting answer I've seen so far. Man did TV ever fall off the cultural map... It's like when you watch an old sci-fi and they use television video phones. Didn't see cell phones coming at all, did ya?? I think people today really can't appreciate the particularly dystopian angle some futurists looked upon TV with back in the late 80s and 90s. Nowadays it's all about the internet, Augmented Reality, etc.

I guess other good answers are all the obvious "adult" games (Conker, BMX XXX, Extreme Beach Volleyball, etc.), although that's a little obvious.

Hmm, maybe Maniac Mansion and Zombies At My Neighbors? There was a whole 50s cheesy monster vibe that was popular back then (alongside Goosebumps books). You don't really see that much anymore.

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Isn't PUBG technically SmashTV?

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Mead posted...

what is there to look up? It was a simple trivia game that showed clips of random women if you got questions right, every once in a while theyd take their top off. Then it turned out later that one girl lied about her age and was a minor so copies of the game were pulled.

It wasnt an especially fun or notable game. I played it at a party once, it was just general trivia mostly. If there wasnt the scandal of one random girl being underage I doubt many people would even remember it cause it was very forgettable unless you happen to be so depraved that seeing some girls show their nipples for 5 seconds is some holy grail of a reward for knowing what year Heinz ketchup was discovered on the moon.

@Mead, Most people below a certain age will have never even heard of it because of how obscure the whole thing is now. That's why I said look it up. It kind of a nugget of random video game trivia and that game would never be made today with all the PC woke culture stuff going on. No way would a game like that be cleared to release on to a major console now. They couldn't even get Gamer Girl released due to the back lash and it didn't even have nudity.

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OneGrumpyUncle posted...

@Mead, Most people below a certain age will have never even heard of it because of how obscure the whole thing is now. That's why I said look it up. It kind of a nugget of random video game trivia and that game would never be made today with all the PC woke culture stuff going on. No way would a game like that be cleared to release on to a major console now. They couldn't even get Gamer Girl released due to the back lash and it didn't even have nudity.

ah ok that makes sense

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Stretch Panic

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