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_BlueMonk
08/04/21 1:00:08 PM
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there goes your college fund, son. dad's buying a tesla now.

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EmbraceOfDeath
08/04/21 1:02:35 PM
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Teenagers can be a real handful.

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Weezy_Tha_Don
08/04/21 1:02:59 PM
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had my son throw up all his milk once and I didnt want it getting all over the place and couldnt get him to the bathroom in time, so I used my head as a sink for him lol

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dj1200
08/04/21 1:04:18 PM
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EmbraceOfDeath posted...
Teenagers can be a real handful.
Lol

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_BlueMonk
08/04/21 1:28:33 PM
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EmbraceOfDeath posted...
Teenagers can be a real handful.
ok even i lol'd

Weezy_Tha_Don posted...
had my son throw up all his milk once and I didnt want it getting all over the place and couldnt get him to the bathroom in time, so I used my head as a sink for him lol
lol damn

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ModLogic
08/04/21 2:05:22 PM
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Legato-and-Vash
08/04/21 2:07:43 PM
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My daughter just turned 11 months and so far I've only been peed on a couple times. And barely at that. Definitely been puked on a few times though. Several times actually. She'd pretty much spit up after every single bottle. Took her around 6 months or so to slowly grow out of that.

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g980
08/04/21 2:08:51 PM
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I get shit on at least once a week by my son, usually while im giving him a bottle. I think the position i feed him in increases the pressure or something

Best one was him shitting directly into my hand right before his first bath

You get used to it

And congrats, my kid is a few months old and i already miss the newborn stage
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