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RedJackson
08/03/21 2:02:42 AM
#1:


Do you accept?


People will always try to throw you a surprise birthday party no matter where you are theyll pop out of bushes and yell HAPPY BIRTHDAY __________!!!

but you get no gifts tho, its the thought that counts



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Lokison
08/03/21 2:03:36 AM
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Considering I hate people, you can keep the money, thanks.

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Lost_All_Senses
08/03/21 2:05:41 AM
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I was raised Witness. This is free money. First thing I ever got for my birthday

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LeoRavus
08/03/21 2:09:54 AM
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As long as I don't age a year a day idgaf.

I can easily hide from everyone.

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Lokison
08/03/21 2:10:28 AM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
I was raised Witness. This is free money. First thing I ever got for my birthday
Que?

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Lost_All_Senses
08/03/21 2:12:20 AM
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Lokison posted...
Que?

I personally witnessed Jehovah.

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DepreceV2
08/03/21 2:12:28 AM
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That sounds awful. My currently life with little money would be better than that

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bigtiggie23
08/03/21 2:12:59 AM
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Do strippers jump out of a cake every day?
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Ratchetrockon
08/03/21 2:14:22 AM
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so they'd barge into my room and bathroom? fuck that

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nfearurspecimn
08/03/21 2:14:28 AM
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Sounds like purgatory. No deal.

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MabusIncarnate
08/03/21 2:16:02 AM
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I'll be 100 years old in 60 days, I know your tricks TC

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Lokison
08/03/21 2:19:28 AM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
I personally witnessed Jehovah.
Ah. I read it as whiteness (just thought it was a typo).

Lmao

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mooreandrew58
08/03/21 2:25:09 AM
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My family that I associate with is 3 people. I have 1 friend that lives halfway across the country. It wouldn't be a big deal. And id just use my birthday as an excuse to do whatever the fuck I want

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SiO4
08/03/21 2:59:45 AM
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Red I do hope you realize yesterday was Pus'n'boots birthday.
..Last week was mine, I made the best of it, but it can be oddly stressful.
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Lost_All_Senses
08/03/21 3:05:51 AM
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Lokison posted...
Ah. I read it as whiteness (just thought it was a typo).

Lmao

I was raised half whiteness.

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BloodMoon7
08/03/21 3:14:18 AM
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I'm surprised there's anyone who knows. So this is like random people then?

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Hellmuth
08/03/21 3:15:44 AM
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RedJackson
08/03/21 7:48:16 AM
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LeoRavus posted...
As long as I don't age a year a day idgaf.

I can easily hide from everyone.

No aging everyone for some reason just really loves your birthday date

bigtiggie23 posted...
Do strippers jump out of a cake every day?

Every 60 days you get strippers out of a cake

Ratchetrockon posted...
so they'd barge into my room and bathroom? fuck that

Theyll be standing outside the bathroom window with cakes in their hands, the real problem are the people outside the door waiting for you like this:



MabusIncarnate posted...
I'll be 100 years old in 60 days, I know your tricks TC

Whats a birthday without a surprise right? I can assure you this time theres no tricks tho.. just one long continuous birthday that goes on forever and ever and ever

SiO4 posted...
Red I do hope you realize yesterday was Pus'n'boots birthday.
..Last week was mine, I made the best of it, but it can be oddly stressful.

I almost forgot until she mentioned it least now I remember were all one month after eachother since mine was back in June :P

sent a .gif and Stevie Wonders Happy Birthday not knowing it was specifically dedicated to wishing Martin Luther King a happy birthday

its the thought that counts I guess

Would you sign up for a birthday everyday tho?

BloodMoon7 posted...
I'm surprised there's anyone who knows. So this is like random people then?

Completely random, theyre the ones that gift you the 1 million so now they feel entitled to see you spend it and just for the sake of continuity decided it was best to hang out even after you spend all of it

Hellmuth posted...
$1 million to ruin your life.

But these people just wanna see you have fun by scaring you at every turn


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Number090684
08/03/21 8:05:20 AM
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I would this shit. Tons of money and gifts every day, possible special treatment at work too? The downside is almost nothing compared to the upside.
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BloodMoon7
08/03/21 8:10:05 AM
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If it's random people, I probably just react the same way I do when a random person finds out that I am closer to death by an year.

By giving them a look of pity and disgust. Which I can definitely do everyday because it's my default face when I see people.

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Nukazie
08/03/21 8:18:23 AM
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give me the moenys

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