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Smashingpmkns
08/02/21 11:20:28 PM
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DemonBuffet
08/02/21 11:21:58 PM
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Pretty soon facebook, amazon, and Government entities will be your main source of livelihood.

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Shezarr
08/02/21 11:24:43 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_8M8EI3M1E

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pikachupwnage
08/02/21 11:27:46 PM
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The only way Amazon are getting my palm print is from me smacking Bezos hard enough to send him back into space.

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TheRadiant
08/02/21 11:29:39 PM
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Next;

"Amazon paying $15 for your genome"

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pikachupwnage
08/02/21 11:30:38 PM
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TheRadiant posted...
Next;

"Amazon paying $15 for your genome"

Amazon paying some paperclips and a subway coupon for your soul.

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Zaltera
08/02/21 11:34:07 PM
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And not even account balance but promo credit, the shit that expires and can only be spent on items sold by Amazon themselves.

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DJquackquack
08/02/21 11:58:00 PM
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DemonBuffet posted...
Pretty soon facebook, amazon, and Government entities will be your main source of livelihood.
They already are. I sell t-shirts on Amazon for a living.

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DJquackquack
08/02/21 11:59:48 PM
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pikachupwnage posted...
Amazon paying some paperclips and a subway coupon for your soul.
https://youtu.be/ShOo0CED_yU

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Aressar
08/03/21 4:57:24 AM
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Shut up and take my biometrics!

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Kloe_Rinz
08/03/21 5:04:02 AM
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Amazon will scrape the grit and shit off their boot and trade it to you for your first born son
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