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Doe
08/02/21 7:25:25 PM
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What if vaccine denialism is the MARK of the BEAST

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TheRadiant
08/02/21 7:25:49 PM
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The mods are gonna getcha!

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Doe
08/02/21 7:33:08 PM
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TheRadiant posted...
The mods are gonna getcha!
I dont understand why there's a "lock single post topic" when nkl exists

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Solar_Crimson
08/02/21 7:35:28 PM
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The people left behind would call it a hoax whipped up by Bill Gates, George Soros, Elon Musk, and Jeff Bezos, using their resources to build a machine that would react to the microchips injected into the vaccinated bodies to transport them somewhere far away.

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Xethuminra
08/02/21 7:35:42 PM
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Only the followers of Gods will enter the highest tier of Heaven.

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FL81
08/02/21 7:57:24 PM
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tfw already vaccinated against the rapture

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pfh1001
08/02/21 8:00:05 PM
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I'm vaccinated, but can I request not going to heaven?
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Disengaged
08/02/21 8:01:10 PM
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Shrug my shoulders as I start floating up, drop my pants, start doing spinning 360's and then begin no hands free peeing on all that is beneath me as I rise.

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Strider102
08/02/21 8:03:12 PM
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Can I unvaccinate myself? Heaven sounds boring as fuck. Always gotta be good, no fun, no freedom, no entertainment.

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Nukazie
08/02/21 11:39:34 PM
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fuck i dont wanna go

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WingsOfGood
08/02/21 11:56:28 PM
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What if someone who hates god got vaccinated?
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Tsuyoi3
08/02/21 11:59:27 PM
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I'd be shocked because I didn't due to chemo.

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TheRadiant
08/03/21 12:00:19 AM
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WingsOfGood posted...
What if someone who hates god got vaccinated?
I'd like to think if there's a god they would be benevolent enough to not care

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CobraGT
08/03/21 12:02:28 AM
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I want to stay alive, not go to heaven.

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WingsOfGood
08/03/21 12:03:16 AM
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TheRadiant posted...
I'd like to think if there's a god they would be benevolent enough to not care

And let them into the heavenly weapon stash right?
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TerraSeeker
08/03/21 12:03:57 AM
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What if the vaccine is the mark of the beast?

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Doe
08/03/21 12:09:31 AM
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